Evergreen4:
Thanks for drawing my attention to my wrong spelling. Let me know when u apply

Sure,why not? btw ur welcome o jare!

Can Corp members (NYSC) apply?

Trina0936:

I have also been skeptical about it

Evergreen4:
I never even apply self, I've been sceptical about it .

I believe Sceptical is also perfectly correct

JimTiger4:


Sceptical is also perfectly correct ma'am

Amebotv how work??

Welcome development. At least those of who have not be able to apply can hopefully apply before the dateline. Graduated last year waiting to collect my result. Just hope my exemption letter will be out by then cos i did a part time program and am really interested in the n ppower program.
Does anyone knows pls if i can use my exemption letter number as my NYSC number as required?

Ok, thanks. Will confirm which is more correct

JimTiger4:




I believe Sceptical is also perfectly correct

Trina0936:

Amebotv how work??

Hey, no need to be rude.... you drew someone's attention to a perceived error, and I just pointed out that the dude was utterly correct.

You wanted him to learn, why can't you too?

Welcome development. At least those of who have not be able to apply can do so now before the dateline. Graduated last year waiting to collect my result. Just hope my exemption letter will be out by then cos i did a part time program and am really interested in the n ppower program.
Does anyone knows pls if i can use my exemption letter number as my NYSC number as required?

Evergreen4:
Ok, thanks. Will confirm which is more correct

Both basically mean the Same thing I guess...

Jokers. This government.
Extension till 31st August right? Then another 5 months to do shortlisting I bet, that will carry on till end of 2016. Then the first half of 2017 will be spent interviewing and screening candidates

Although this program seemed great when it was first annouced, I feel the program has already failed. Inconsistency and Modalities has creepled it.

JimTiger4:



Hey, no need to be rude.... you drew someone's attention to a perceived error, and I just pointed out that the dude was utterly correct.

You wanted him to learn, why can't you too?

STFU! Attention seeker,you have been noticed! Can you go sleep now?

Ok sir. Thanks, you're the boss

JimTiger4:


Both basically mean the Same thing I guess...

ephi123:
Jokers. This government.
Extension till 31st August right? Then another 5 months to do shortlisting I bet, that will carry on till end of 2016. Then the first half of 2017 will be spent interviewing and screening candidates

As in eehhn. Such a big Joke. The program is a colossal failure. Applicants had better move on with their job search and forget this one. It is practically dead

Niyinficient:


To people who write such English as yours, it is scam! Don't apply.

Hey!!! Off

This N-power is now looking like a scam to me, the irregularities are too much to understand.... They claim the applicant were unprecedented yet they are extending it.. Why not do it in batches? I know they can't Npower 1m youths @once

even to send acknowledge mail, they didn't y extend d registration deadline...... what for? failed project.

even to send acknowledge mail, they didn't y extend d registration deadline...... what for? failed project.

Trina0936:

STFU! Attention seeker,you have been noticed! Can you go sleep now?

what are you? 12 ?? ..... Nah, ain't doing this crap with you online, it's just way too shallow and crass for me. You can have a field day.

Evergreen4:
Ok sir. Thanks, you're the boss

You're most welcome bro...

Trina0936:

I have also been skeptical about it

Both are correct.
US: skeptical
UK: sceptical

JimTiger4:




I believe Sceptical is also perfectly correct

That's right.
That is what happens when people rush to correct others without realising they have no basis to do so.

Its not surprising. I knew it will come to this. The number of people that registered successfully with them is below the number of the desired man-power needed. Under - employment tnz.

APC FG EXAMINATION QUESTIONS?


End of First Session Examination, 2015/2016

Course Title: Introduction to APC Government

Course Code: Government 101

Time Allow: 3 Hours

Instruction: Attempt All Questions

If GEJ is a constant, while APC is a variable, and if 1year have been used for blaming, with the aid of a diagram:

1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for

i. Dollar increase.
ii. Fuel Price increase
iii. Power Failure
iv. Unemployment
v. Fulani Herdsmen Killings

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:

i. N5k promise is cancelled
ii. Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
iii. NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased

3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.

5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N140000 everyday.

6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel and the disgrace he would receive.

7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kills people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?

8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;

i. masquerade dressing,
ii. importation of grass
iii. fantastically corrupt

9. If x is change and y is lies/propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt. Explain the effect of gravitational force on you.

Your Time Starts Now!!
For every issues, some funny write-up must come up. A bi ki la fe pe epistles yi?

Quiz 101 week 27, Nigeria Senate,. 30 minutes. Choose the correct answer, all questions are COMPULSORY.

Q1: "I will beat you and nothing will happen" who made this statement.. (5 marks)
A, Bukola Saraki
B. Ekweremadu
C. Dino Melaye
D. OBJ.

Q2: To whom was the statement in Q1 was directed? (5 marks)
A, Remi Tinubu
B. Diezanne
C. Mrs. Melaye
D. None of the above.

Q3, If Remi Tinubu gets impregnated by Dino, what will the child be in future. (5 marks)
A, A Bastard
B. A billionaire
C. A. Thug
D. Future Nigeria President
E. A Nigerian Senator

Q4. What should be Bola Tinubu's reaction to Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. Beat Dino
B. Thank Dino
C. Sue Dino to court
D. Do nothing
E. Divorce Remi

Q5. What statement will Bola Tinubu likely make after hearing that his wife will be impregnated by Dino. (5 marks)
A. Hmmm, Remi, so you and Dino have been doing it together Abi?
B. Hmmm Omo Ale jatijati.
C. Wo Remi, Let Him try it first, and I will show him what "Magun" is, idiot.
D. Olorun gbo adura wa ni yen (God has finally answered our prayer)

Q6. Why was Remi Tinubu
not scared of Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. She knows Dino is a liar.
B. She knows Dino cannot perform.
C. She knows Dino can perform.
D. She wants to dare Dino

Q7. What was Bukola Saraki' reaction to Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. He was quiet.
B. He was shocked.
C. He was happy
D. He was sorry for Dino
E. none of the above.

Q8. Why was Saraki sorry for Dino.? (5 marks)
A. He knows Dino is impotent.
B. He knows Bola put Magun on Remi.
C. He also want to impregnate Remi.
D. He is very scared of Tinubu.
E. All of the above.

Q9. What was Ekweremadu's reaction to Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. He was shocked
B. He wasn't 'happy.
C. He wasn't listening
D. He was happy.
E. None of the above.

Q.10. Ekweremadu did not hear Dino's statement because...... (5 marks)
A. He was not happy.
B. He was thinking about his jail term.
C. He was thinking about his forgery case.
D.He was fighting at that time.
E. All of the above.

Q11. In one sentence describe what should happen to Nigeria Senate?
(50 marks) No cheating please...

Hope Zhara and the Elrufais have applied.

JimTiger4:


what are you? 12 ?? ..... Nah, ain't doing this crap with you online, it's just way too shallow and crass for me. You can have a field day.

And wat are you? In your mind you don blow grammer! Aproprinquo! Gerrahia and get a life!

phiszo:

Both are correct.
US: skeptical
UK: sceptical

And so?? Amebo part two! Pokenoser,mind your biz.

Again,why

first they said it will kick off by august first, now this. If they like they shud extend it to december.

I no go do national service twice..........

Niyinficient:


To people who write such English as yours, it is scam! Don't apply.

bro always try and respect someone opinion.....Thanks and God bless u.

Niyinficient:

To people who write such English as yours, it is scam! Don't apply.

bro always try and respect someone opinion.....Thanks and God bless u