Please I need help with funny Lagos or Nigerian sayings

Eg: I no come lagos come count bridge.

I get am before no be property. (I still need the meaning of this)

Any language is fine, but if not in english please translate to english. Also, please spell and type correctly especially if in another language. Please include any accents (marks) on the letters especially if typing yoruba.

So I need

1. Funny sayings
2. Translation and/or meaning.

Special prize for whoever gives me the most.

Thank you.

Sisisara:
Please I need help with funny Lagos or Nigerian sayings

Eg: I no come lagos come count bridge.

I get am before no be property. (I still need the meaning of this)

Any language is fine, but if not in english please translate to english. Also, please spell and type correctly especially if in another language. Please include any accents (marks) on the letters especially if typing yoruba.

So I need

1. Funny sayings
2. Translation and/or meaning.

Special prize for whoever gives me the most.

Thank you.

Let me know the price first

5-10k and no I'm not giving it you first. If you can give what I've asked for then you get it.

nonjebose:
Let me know the price first

5-10k and no I'm not giving it before.

Sisisara:


5-10k and no I'm not giving it before.

I know you will not give before na. Okay, let me give you one Ibo proverb translated into English free of charge. " The head fish will not heed warning until it receives a blow to it's head". Tell me if you want more, and forget the money part

nonjebose:
I know you will not give before na. Okay, let me give you one Ibo proverb translated into English free of charge. " The head fish will not heed warning until it receives a blow to it's head". Tell me if you want more, and forget the money part

If you have more you can list them. But I'm looking for general cool sayings and words. Not proverbs. Like what's the difference between ajebutter and ajepako. Slang.

Sisisara:


If you have more you can list them. But I'm looking for general cool sayings and words. Not proverbs. Like what's the difference between ajebutter and ajepako. Slang.

Ok. Not too sure I can be helpful there. So long

Sisisara:


If you have more you can list them. But I'm looking for general cool sayings and words. Not proverbs. Like what's the difference between ajebutter and ajepako. Slang.

the "i no come lagos to come count bridge" means , someone who came to lagos for hursling or serious business while the " i get am before no be property" means that been a rich man in the past does'nt mean anything. If you wnt more i can give you.