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What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(m): 11:10am On Jul 28, 2016 |
When you wake up and you are the only one at home 155 Likes 11 Shares
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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(m): 11:10am On Jul 28, 2016 |
When a relative gave you money after visiting and your mum said "let me hold it for you" 103 Likes 6 Shares
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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(m): 11:11am On Jul 28, 2016 |
Me: I'm going to my friend's house Mum: Why can't your friends come here? 171 Likes 16 Shares
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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(m): 11:11am On Jul 28, 2016 |
Me:Ds is d water u askd 4,wia shd I put it? Mum: kuku gbe s'ori mi(coman put it on my head) 115 Likes 5 Shares
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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(m): 11:12am On Jul 28, 2016 |
Lowkey when mum bought us "Christmas cloth" that we would wear till Jesus comes 96 Likes 6 Shares
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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(m): 11:12am On Jul 28, 2016 |
Mum: Who broke dis plate Me: Ermmm... Mum:just tell me I won't beat you Me: It's me.. Mum: 364 Likes 40 Shares
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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by eshietIntrepid(m): 11:16am On Jul 28, 2016 |
salabscholar01:U used to eat this during gej reign Now u can even afford bread talkless of butter. 64 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(m): 11:25am On Jul 28, 2016 |
Mothers and "you can't kill me cos I didn't kill my mother" 234 Likes 17 Shares
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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(m): 11:28am On Jul 28, 2016 |
telling your parents to buy Nike's for you and they end up buying Nixe and say its the same 154 Likes 9 Shares
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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(m): 11:29am On Jul 28, 2016 |
when your biscuit drop on the ground and they tell you to leave it for the devil 154 Likes 9 Shares
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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(m): 11:34am On Jul 28, 2016 |
People In the pharmacy when you're buying Contraceptive or Condom 145 Likes 9 Shares
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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(m): 11:37am On Jul 28, 2016 |
"You are not wasting the food you poured, YOU MUST EAT IT!!" 19 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(m): 11:38am On Jul 28, 2016 |
"You are not wasting the food you poured, YOU MUST EAT IT!!" 63 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(m): 11:45am On Jul 28, 2016 |
Mum: Go and collect bucket for me from mama Kebiru me; (Don't want to go) I saw her going to the market this morning Mum: Go and check there, may be she's back. Me; 102 Likes 7 Shares
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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(m): 11:50am On Jul 28, 2016 |
Bill Gates left school SteveJob left school[b][/b] Mark Zuckerberg left school When U leave school 86 Likes 7 Shares
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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(m): 11:56am On Jul 28, 2016 |
When a girl who has been stubborn at a toast, start giving you multiple love messages, and you're not sure of her real feelings 43 Likes 1 Share
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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(m): 11:57am On Jul 28, 2016 |
Cc: lalasticlala, mynd44 |
Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by herzern(m): 6:21pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
36 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by johnstar(m): 6:21pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by RealJaneDoe: 6:21pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
After birth you go to school spend 3 years in kg 6years in primary 6 years in secondary 1-4 years trying to get into school because of jamb. 5 years in school 2 years at home because of strike. 2 years trying to look for job if u are lucky. Then u might get a 40k salary. Then you will be governed by a clueless government they'll be insecurity, power outages and whatnot. If you're able to go through all these without losing your mind. You are worth celebration. If you can live in Nigeria and still be sane u are a champion. 121 Likes 12 Shares |
Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by vict505(m): 6:22pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Welcome Vic |
Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by Iamlordgee(m): 6:22pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
This crap is so funny |
Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by DirtyGold: 6:22pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
If you attended a boarding school, you can relate... 47 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by veekid(m): 6:23pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by sbabimbola(f): 6:25pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
LOL! |
Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by SlimBrawnie(f): 6:25pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
My mum duped me severally with this "Let me hold it for u" scam and the day I ever ask of it is the day I'd be reminded of the food I've been eating, the clothes I've been wearing and my school fees. Shey na me say make una born me? 91 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by ichommy(m): 6:26pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by Itzasap(m): 6:27pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Dat contraceptive own ehn.... People go dey look you like say you be Jesus 8 Likes |
Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by sladimeji(m): 6:28pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
when you play nairabet and only Chelsea spoil #500000 game 28 Likes 1 Share
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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by Itzasap(m): 6:28pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by richidinho(m): 6:29pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
After mummy's trashing and you thought of commiting suicide, u heard a voice 38 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by Mammangaddafi(m): 6:30pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
salabscholar01:the woman will be like 'baba I hail' 7 Likes 1 Share |
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