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Can This Happen??!! by yutsuf(m): 12:21pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Can this ever happen? ?
GIRL: Hi handsome.
BOY: Mcheeew (rolling his eyes)
GIRL: C'mon I mean no harm dude. Just
spare
me a
few minutes of your time.
BOY: say what you have to and leave
immediately.
GIRL: okay I have been watching you pass
here
everyday and i feel attracted to you.
BOY: only that?
GIRL: I think you are hydrogen cause
whenever
I see
you my heart beats with a pop sound.
BOY: (blushing) aaaww stop the flattery.
GIRL: I'm damn serious. Can't you see that
am
not
sobber and am staggering? That simply
proves
that
am drunk in love with you.
BOY: (smiling) go straight to The point,
can't
you see
am busy? (drawing patterns on The
ground
using his
feet)
GIRL: wow your smile is like Al Quaeda
terrorists
cause it has just captured The territory of
my
heart.
Please give me a chance to invest in your
heart
business and you will see The profits
through
my
love for you.
BOY: You girls are just the same. You Just
want
to
use me then dump me heartlessly.
GIRL: OMG! Dats so inhuman. I want to
show
you
true love that can never even be witnessed
in
the
Soap Operas.
BOY: Kkk let me think about it then I will
reply
you
later.
GIRL: Okay handsome, take as much time
as
you
want. Whatever your decision is, I will
respect it
but
please say Yes.
QUESTION: Will there ever be a beautiful
time
like
this? where girls will do the 'toasting' and
we
The
boys do the 'blushing' or is this just a wishful
dreaming |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by cruzita(f): 12:26pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
look at what someone us wishing for the question is can you blush like a girl? can you bear the embarrassment ? |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by mizzbouqui(f): 12:28pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Issorite, I will try it |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by Nobody: 12:29pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
If females will toast, men will say something negative... So tell us op, wud u like Sombori to toast u? |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by dauntless15(m): 12:38pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Yess time will come that they will toast you like bread when you become as handsome and rich as Ronaldo until then keep dreaming |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by Nobody: 12:52pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
cruzita:i can...how u na |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by Nobody: 12:53pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
TrapQueen77:I wouldnt say no if u toast me... |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by Nobody: 1:03pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
slyIsaac: if I'll toast u, these girls tat been eyeing on u here in NL will surely gonna cry.... |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by Nobody: 1:17pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
TrapQueen77:but only through your eyes can i see... ... |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by Nobody: 1:18pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
d guy na sisi? dis kind toastn na insult 2 my ego. |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by Nobody: 1:20pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
slyIsaac: Icy na... U wan all ur gayls gonna chase me with the dagger ehn? Hahahahahah I don't wanna die yet ooo |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by Nobody: 2:33pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
TrapQueen77:lol... a man knows what he wants o... n what tis man wants is a cute lady like you o.. to make his queen |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by gbens2000(m): 2:43pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
am with u on this too @OP,sometimes its easier if they just came for us |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by songzDaniel01(m): 3:10pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
slyIsaac:kai . u fall hands sha.. chai... see lame lines abeg |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by Nobody: 3:11pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
slyIsaac: hahhahahaha.... I'm scared to all ur wild dogs na... They gone bark on diary sextion where I can't even comment telling me off coz I stole their guy ooo |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by PRESTIGERYHME(f): 3:11pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
OP COME OOOO LET ME START WITH U |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by songzDaniel01(m): 3:12pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
TrapQueen77:bet why |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by Nobody: 3:16pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by songzDaniel01(m): 3:22pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
TrapQueen77:liar liar pants on fire .. I'm not any baba o.. I'm a young handsome dude with a 7inch tool that can satisfy u .. till eternity |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by Nobody: 3:24pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
songzDaniel01: Hahahhahaha! Sorry but my bf got 9inches tat wasn't hard enaf yet... So, move ur ass to d side.... |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by songzDaniel01(m): 3:27pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
TrapQueen77:u can lie o .. nd uve never been hospitalised ? |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by Nobody: 3:31pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
songzDaniel01: I no lie ooo... U wanna see his bazooka? |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by songzDaniel01(m): 3:37pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
TrapQueen77:aunty y would I want to see his pencil.. I'm not gay... plus just Cme over to my crib . I wee knack ur spirit join.. |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by Nobody: 3:41pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
songzDaniel01: Who told u it's pencil when I compared it to BAZOOKA? Nawa for u baba ooo... Maybe urz is like a pencil.. thin and short... |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by Nobody: 3:46pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
songzDaniel01:Wetin concern you? |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by Nobody: 3:54pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
TrapQueen77:lol sex-tion?? really?? |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by yutsuf(m): 8:41pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
TrapQueen77:toast me first, let's see |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by 9inches(m): 10:03am On Jul 29, 2016 |
TrapQueen77: |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by Nobody: 10:05am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by 9inches(m): 10:10am On Jul 29, 2016 |
TrapQueen77: I'm 9inches, duhh |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by Nobody: 10:12am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Re: Can This Happen??!! by 9inches(m): 10:47am On Jul 29, 2016 |
TrapQueen77: Nairaland rule 5 |
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