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Ever Had A Bad Date Experience? by Nobody: 5:50pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
its so awkward going on a date and then you having a bad experience. in some cases such experience or occurrence brings an end to the whole fun making you have those fkin goose pimples... and worst is when its with a classy new babe or your crush have had an experience of such And it goes thus: I met a lady online and she is entitled to all assets and curves a man will always dream of so we got talking and a thing led to another and we fixed a date and decide it should be a nice restaurant. tho prior to the date, I tried cleaning my apartment just in case my date is convinced enough to spend the night at my place. in summary,it started just with "excuse me,I'll be back" and I ran to the toilet until I won't stop going to the toilet through the whole date and I killed that babe with fart that won't stop smelling like rotten egg after excusing my self a thousand and one time. it was later I discovered that the insecticide I used in killing crawling insect got in my hands and somehow I consumed it with the slice bread I ate before leaving home. it was awkward tho BC babe asked me to go treat myself after the 22nd time of entering the toilet and enough murder from the fart. I just nod and crawled out while people just stare at us...it was embarrassing tho.... tho the date was later rescheduled shaa,and it was smooth.. so you got any awkward date experience, you can share... 1 Like |
Re: Ever Had A Bad Date Experience? by ChappyChase: 6:05pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Make I first watch.. |
Re: Ever Had A Bad Date Experience? by UrWorstNitemare: 9:00pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
28-07-16. |
Re: Ever Had A Bad Date Experience? by Nobody: 9:33pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
I was to go on a date with my ex yrs back to the cinema, silverbird to be precise, was very excited abt it, frm no where women wahala started, he called n i padded myself with my sanitary, on getting there i needed something to pass the time, took snickers chocolate and my favourite...coca-cola, went in, we sat on the middle role...my favourite spot, had my coke and snickers over time, frm no where i started feeling heavy flow and drops...girls will understand, became very uncomfortable bt couldn't stand cos i wasn't sure if i had stains on, movie became boring cos all my attention was on myself, movie came to an end, boo stood up...held him back and he was like...let's go na!, people were walking out but some love buddies were still seated, asked him to bend and i whispered it to his hearing, he understood and sat back for a strategy. that was the last movie for the day and some people were still passing time. I sleeped my hand down my ass to confirm, i was right, he went to ask the workers if they could offer us a scalf for me to rap on my waist, one good samarithan gave me her's, I went to their loo, changed the sanitary in place of tissue, used the piece of head tie on my waist, frm that day i stopped using always ultra. |
Re: Ever Had A Bad Date Experience? by Nobody: 11:18pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
UrWorstNitemare:what's with the date? |
Re: Ever Had A Bad Date Experience? by Nobody: 11:23pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Benita27:dude now ex? chai.... and hope u didn't stain the head tie or it was a take away.......... |
Re: Ever Had A Bad Date Experience? by 2dice01: 11:30pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
diss land is for those that dont/havent had a date before ... Beware |
Re: Ever Had A Bad Date Experience? by Nobody: 11:33pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
doctorkush:It was a patting gift, that was yrs back. |
Re: Ever Had A Bad Date Experience? by Nobody: 11:37pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Benita27:oh! so how bout now? you still single? |
Re: Ever Had A Bad Date Experience? by Nobody: 11:40pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
doctorkush:Single but not searching, una wahala plenty, academics first. |
Re: Ever Had A Bad Date Experience? by Nobody: 11:46pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Benita27:lol... our wahala too much? its best you know us for our wahala now than later... discipline? |
Re: Ever Had A Bad Date Experience? by Nobody: 11:51pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
doctorkush:I have already had enough...looking forward to better things in the future. |
Re: Ever Had A Bad Date Experience? by Nobody: 11:54pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Benita27:OK... wish you the best in life...and next time double chck for extra sanitary, you ought to know when its about to come and consume less sugar... |
Re: Ever Had A Bad Date Experience? by Nobody: 12:15am On Jul 29, 2016 |
doctorkush:Do we care abt consuming sugary things. i always knw my date, you will obviously not be given time. |
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