sorextee:
U two shld elope to Libya, and allow us rest abeg..

handsam:



Am already with you...Any place you want

Let's go here,isn't it beautiful?

⚡But not as beautiful as yer bald head and greasy face,lover

kinglekan:

kingcheezypuff been a while

? What you talking lekan?
We never spoke but that 1 time....⚡

KingCheezyPuff:
Let's go here,isn't it beautiful?

⚡But not as beautiful as yer bald head and greasy face lover

KingCheezyPuff:
? What you talking lekan?
We never spoke but that 1 time....⚡

huh?? Really??

kinglekan:


huh?? Really??

yeah
....⚡you asked me what was I always looking at in my pics remember?
That 1 time we talked

KingCheezyPuff:
yeah you asked me was I always looking at in my pics remember?
....⚡That 1 time we talked

Nope.. but since thats the only time you remember, nevermind.

kinglekan:


Nope.. but since thats the only time you remember, nevermind.

and they say women and drama are like pizza and tomato sauce .....⚡
Guy,just when have we talked?

handsam:


Oh..is that not what you love most about me...my bald head and greasy face

It is beautiful indeed but not as beautiful as yer huge eyes

....⚡haha you think my eyes are big?

KingCheezyPuff:
and they say women and drama are like pizza and tomato sauce .....⚡
Guy,just when have we talked?

https://www.nairaland.com/3014957/girls-ever-been-embarrassed-visiting

Just had to single out one thread to prove you wrong.

kinglekan:



https://www.nairaland.com/3014957/girls-ever-been-embarrassed-visiting

Just had to single out one thread to prove you wrong.

I see it said March on that thread, that was over 4 months ago!!!
......⚡
BTW you hit me

KingCheezyPuff:
I see it said March on that thread, that was over 4 months ago!!!
......⚡
BTW you hit me

Gerrahere Mehn! ...Thought you were feeling all funky with your sarcastic reply a few moments ago?

What's wrong with March? ...That was not the point and you know it...

Hell yea I hit your face and I might just as well hit it again now.

kinglekan:


Gerrahere Mehn! ...Thought you were feeling all funky with your sarcastic reply a few moments ago?

What's wrong with March? ...That was not the point and you know it...

Hell yea I hit your face and I might just as well hit it again now.

⚡But that wasn't sarcasm,I was serious
...........⚡
What's wrong with March" It was over 4 months ago!!!! And you expect me to remember that 1 interaction over the many I've had since then?
........⚡
You hit me, yer a brute!!!!

KingCheezyPuff:


⚡But that wasn't sarcasm,I was serious
...........⚡
What's wrong with March" It was over 4 months ago!!!! And you expect me to remember that 1 interaction over the many I've had since then?
........⚡
You hit me, yer a brute!!!!

Oh you were serious?? really?

I didn't expect you to remember, even though that's not the only interaction we've had. I only showed you one to prove you wrong based on your comment "...and they say women and drama are like pizza and tomato sauce.."

I started this convo with "it's been a while" for that very reason, but of course you just had to go all dramatic with your snarky reply

I guess you just proved the "pizza and tomato sauce" quote right. .. and yeah I am a brute cos you can be annoying.

kinglekan:


Oh you were serious?? really?

I didn't expect you to remember, even though that's not the only interaction we've had. I only showed you one to prove you wrong based on your comment "...and they say women and drama are like pizza and tomato sauce.."

I started this convo with "it's been a while" for that very reason, but of course you just had to go all dramatic with your snarky reply

I guess you just proved the "pizza and tomato sauce" quote right. .. and yeah I am a brute cos you can be annoying.

⚡Look here Miss Drama QUEEN
.....⚡If you didn't expect me ta remember why'd you make a big deal when I didn't
and stated we only talked 1nce because of that?

KingCheezyPuff:

⚡Look here Miss Drama QUEEN
.....⚡If you didn't expect me ta remember why'd you make a big deal when I didn't
and stated we only talked 1nce because of that?

Buhahahahah... I didn't make a big deal out of nada MISS CheezyPuff.

I told you never mind... and your reply was "....Guy,just when have we talked?"
That's the only reason I looked for just one interaction to prove you wrong...Funny you are being the drama queen and you have no idea how you sound while at it.

kinglekan:


Buhahahahah... I didn't make a big deal out of nada MISS CheezyPuff.

I told you never mind... and your reply was "....Guy,just when have we talked?"
That's the only reason I looked for just one interaction to prove you wrong...Funny you are being the drama queen and you have no idea how you sound while at it.

pfffft!!!
....⚡when it was you who wanted ta storm outta here because I didn't remember some interaction 4months ago!!!
QUEEN, you are such a liar.....⚡

KingCheezyPuff:

pfffft!!!....⚡when it was you who wanted ta storm outta here because I didn't remember some interaction 4months ago!!! QUEEN, you are such a liar

Gerrahere Pinocchio!!

Who told ya I was about to storm out? .... I was contemplating giving you same dose I dealt your skull 4 months ago.

Now that I think about it, you probably having amnesia as a side effect from the blow to the head. ... That explains why you couldn't even remember your name.

kinglekan:


Gerrahere Pinocchio!!

Who told ya I was about to storm out? .... I was contemplating giving you same dose I dealt your skull 4 months ago.

Now that I think about it, you probably having amnesia as a side effect from the blow to the head. ... That explains why you couldn't even remember your name.

KingCheezyPuff:
....⚡you hairy chested brute!!!!

Hehehehehe... How about a quick dose?

Maybe, just maybe I might hit the right spot this time and you'd bid amnesia farewell?

What you say hun?

kinglekan:


Hehehehehe... How about a quick dose?

Maybe, just maybe I might hit the right spot this time and you'd bid amnesia farewell?

What you say hun?

⚡Mods!!! Mods!! Mynd4.4!!
This man threatened me with bodily harm!
....⚡ Lock em up!!!

KingCheezyPuff:
⚡Mods!!! Mods!! Mynd4.4!!
This man threatened me with bodily harm!
....⚡ Lock em up!!!

Let the Mods rest.. I'ts just me and you.

Heheheheheh...I would love to entertain your body to some nice rhythm of jabs and slaps..

I can also see you've not been able to make your mind on a particular colour to stick with? I beginning to think you spend hours daily trying to figure out what to wear.

kinglekan:


Let the Mods rest.. I'ts just me and you.

Heheheheheh...I would love to entertain your body to some nice rhythm of jabs and slaps..

I can also see you've not been able to make your mind on a particular colour to stick with? I beginning to think you spend hours daily trying to figure out what to wear.

you keep yer appendages to yaself.
......⚡
How long I take ta pick my outfit is my business
⚡If I come out the house ragged you males will complain then 2.
.......It's yer life purpose

KingCheezyPuff:
you keep yer appendages to yaself.
......⚡
How long I take ta pick my outfit is my business
⚡If I come out the house ragged you males will complain then 2.
.......It's yer life purpose

Actually, I don't give a flying squirrel if you go out _boobies dangling like a simple pendulum bob... .. my concern is your colour confusion

By the way, you still look like a Magnolia Tree in your profile.. I like it tho.

kinglekan:


Actually, I don't give a flying squirrel if you go out _boobies dangling like a simple pendulum bob... .. my concern is your colour confusion

By the way, you still look like a Magnolia Tree in your profile.. I like it tho.

oooooh!
⚡If yo mama saw the way you speak ta women she'd turn red from pure shame!!!!
......⚡
What? I look lie a tree? how?

KingCheezyPuff:
oooooh!
⚡If yo mama saw the way you speak ta women she'd turn red from pure shame!!!!
......⚡
What? I look lie a tree? how?

Hehehehe.. I am only as nice as your replies hun. .. We both know your fingers are quick to drop them snide remarks.

Twas a complement..Was it only the tree you read. Common I thought you were a "half full" kinda lady.

kinglekan:


Hehehehe.. I am only as nice as your replies hun. .. We both know your fingers are quick to drop them snide remarks.

Twas a complement..Was it only the tree you read. Common I thought you were a "half full" kinda lady.

.....⚡you need no provoking before you show yer brutish nature
.......⚡
learn how 2 compliment a woman,you brute. Bye

KingCheezyPuff:
.....⚡you need no provoking before you show yer brutish nature
.......⚡
learn how 2 compliment a woman you brute,bye

Hehehe.. Cheezy I was only on the same frequency as you.

...Bye puff hun.. make sure I don't have to remind you of this thread next time.

Ciao!

sorextee:
I know this is none of my business, but as a brother, please change ur siggy.