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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 10:18am On Jul 30, 2016 |
HARDDON: First take, have d right actitude : know that u r the one on the losing end: 1) you lose money( cos no matter how lil, u lose money) 2) u lose time( the time u wud spend with her, others r using it to make kul dough) 3) u lose sperm ( then she spread for u, u go thinking she finally does u that huge favour, but if u analyse it well, u wud see that u r d one doing her a great HUGE favour! Know why? For d first and/or second time u guys r getting down, u wud do most of d work She wud lie there like log of work, njoying her freaking self! Cos she be forming shyness n virgin swags. Cos she doesn't wano come across lose. Then if u r top tech bed gud, which u shld, d id1ot wud scream n scratch as she pours her useless cUm countless times. You lose when u cUm too cos those r trillion viable BABY making cells u just sent on a Useless Errand! ) N u run out of sperm! Yes, If u haven't experienced it, try cUming five times in a day! U basically run outa sperm n u wud thereafter release blood! 4) u lose energy: try fvcking tru d night on a Friday n watch how ravenous u become Sat morning. Or try fvcking 3 rounds daily 4timez a week without eating gud fud n watch how u wud sporadically lose weight! 5) You run short of blood! If u have ever had marathon Luv making, u wud hv noticed ur eyes feel hazy n blood shot. Ur dick painful , ur waist aches( theirs too though), ur head light weight, u mouth dry..... While u lose these n many more, They gain Happiness n light clear head , they lose weight naturally n don't have to pay to do that! They sleep like babies thereafter, therapeutic . the only complain dey got is painful pu33y , yea dey end up sitting on hawt water to heal n their waste aches n they wudnt be able to mate for a day or two! But u lose more! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH A MIL OF SPERM GOES FOR IN A SPARM BANK? if u do, u wud gladly tell them u ain't down for s3x in ur relationship Know that u lose a lot n boss up as such Let them chase u. Let them be on edge around u . let them sweat to have u . And be appreciative when u let them touch u!!! Not the other way round! 28 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 10:31am On Jul 30, 2016 |
HARDDON: Ur Solution : get physical quickly. Ur ansas r all spread out on d pages. Keep using all d drills u acquire here. Tell her u r going for a dip on Saturday, n she shld com along. Quickest way to see her body n get up close! Water bonds! Dance bonds! Wine ( not d sugary ones) bonds! Games bonds! romantic movies Bonds! Well structured Privacy Bonds! While @ these, don't forget u! Be challenging. Be sassy. Be Funny! Take up d kis @ dat right time! ( more on dis later) One skill I use a lot: Send my hands to taste d waters! While talking, I put my hand across her shldas haging , n let it fall gently on top her b00bs as we talk. ![]() ![]() Or I play with d ear loop Subtly, effectively 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 10:57am On Jul 30, 2016 |
Godtaye: First woo urself with the pages of this thread. After that, ask that question again 3 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 11:04am On Jul 30, 2016 |
olaboy1: Game Boy! Sega or Nitendo? Lol But we ain't on bout gaming here .... Game ends, gamers get tired n just wano come back down to reality . back to been nice n needy.... Edgy n nerdy. These r drills that shapes behavioural partterns. They are meant to be part and parcel of life. It is a way of life of the super kul dude. That said, whatz ur story? Spoil counts Tell us one. From meeting to mating . we wano learn 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Godtaye: 11:19am On Jul 30, 2016 |
Can we chat on whatsapp boss Ain't gay |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 11:24am On Jul 30, 2016 |
This is from Blessogr Ish is greeting more challenging! I can easily spot argumented b00bs but this is bo0bs on b00bs ! Arrrh! We'd still get round this ![]()
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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by DavidTheGeek: 11:53am On Jul 30, 2016 |
---Chatting up a girl on a chat site--- ME: Your profile pic is too cute for my liking, change it jhur SHE: Lolx..funny u, wud luv to kno u mor ME: Hahaha no way. You can't handle me. GIRL: Hmmm...'cnt handle U'... R u a typical flirt:| ME: Flirt? Oh common! Like I don't have better things to do with my time other than go chasing after all these tiny gurls that don't even know how to wash their panties? ![]() SHE: Hmm..na U kno,,,,cos guyz ov nowadayz z................... .. Xorry i sounded harsh n come up wid hard lines ME: Wats wrong wit guys of nowadays? They steal your "cookie" without giving you pleasure? ![]() **** ----- She's yet to reply ----- HARDDON i salute you. Thanks for the drills. 8 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 12:06pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
DavidTheGeek: Wow! Classic flow on Da Roll! Wow! And when she replies, calculate how many minutes she spent b4 replyjng, multiply by 2 . Chill for that total mins b4 u reply! Make sure she knows u read her rply but just ignored her too! #ouch! 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 12:09pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
HARDDON: Nice very nice! Now u have to blend in er0tic provoking tots as u go on , then after a while, invite her along for a swim or some quick chops! Never let ur chat run stale..... And here is a tool i use alot...... While chatting, without warning, just dail her line! She wud not only be so surprised, she wud be excited ! Gurls know that chats r cheap....n they value calls more! When she picks, You: I can't bliv u lefts me hanging , waiting for a reply while u r here answering another guy's call! ![]() She wud laugh. Den drop d call b4 she even says anytin ! And on ur chat platform type: did u just ansa a call? Whaspps just told me so! ![]() $ee? Unpredictable , fun, quick witted n a big boss with some blue balls! ![]() How wud a guy roll like this and a gurl keep him waiting for a reply all day? Or ansa him with monisylable ? Its not possible! Cos she knows u a source of joy n inspiration.u take her blue n gloom away n pelt her with the pebbles of the pleasures of life in an awkward , enchanting way! This is why I blame guys that gurls ignore! U know the drill! And u know how we roll! Nice ! But as u know, I hate nice guys! ![]() ![]() I wano be boss alone ![]() ![]() Selfishness is my middle name 17 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 12:20pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
Lets say u were trekking to her place for the first time n she doesnt know if u got a ride or not ( but as a rule of thumb, I rarely visit my ladies! Cos I might just run into one of her friends that have tasted me @ her place) ! And she ask: Her: are you driving down? You : no I'm flying down! Cars r too cheap. Hope u have a landing pod behind your house. If not, be ready to climb d ladder I'd drop down from d skies. Lets say u r driving down and she ask that same question: Tell her that you are trekking down! That cars r too cheap n unrelible that u prefer ur expensive n reliable legs for now until beta cars r invented! ![]() U wudnt imagine the surprise look on her face when u pull in ur bimmer ! She was expecting u trekking down. Alight n after hugging her, say: I borrowed d ride oh, I tot ur roads where leg friendly but noticed late, had to call my friend to bringing it for me. She knows beta! 13 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by DavidTheGeek: 12:30pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
HARDDON: ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 12:36pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
DavidTheGeek: Well done? Is that a name of a place animal or thing? ![]() ![]() Crack her ribs off if u have to. But don't take the tension away! 1 Like |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 12:51pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
B00bs of Lyf
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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LifegoesonE: 1:11pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
HARDDON: See, problem is like this, I have this girl, we been dating for like 8 months now but most time she doesn't call me doo my own worry is dat if she miss my call most time she don't call back. There was a time she was busying my calls I had to give a break on calling until I met her, she gave her excuse which I told her was not a good reason, I like the babe doo but she doesn't reciprocate not that am asking for extra attention, I called her two times in day like that she didn't pick either called back, called again on her own birthday twice stil could not pick. After two day she replied on whatsapp (thank u dear) didn't reply back doo, even on whatsapp now she haven't reply my me, For like 2 weeks now I haven't called her cos I decided until she call me first, but am tempted to call her, TELL ME WHAT TO DO. She haven't called though sending greeting on whatsapp but haven't replied yet cos waiting for your idea |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by womanlover: 1:13pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
monkey they use alternate they ask questions |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LifegoesonE: 1:19pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
HARDDON: Ur on point. Like Dat no. 5 4 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 1:44pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
LifegoesonE: I did ansa this long time ago! Kindly go tru d thread n read it up. |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 8:25pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
NLjona:chai!!! Boss balls feeling you like ....... ![]() |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 8:32pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
NLjona:my eyes don hear everything o!!! ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 11:31pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
Guys, Guys, don't ever ask for nudes from ladies! Its a huge turn off! Regular guys do that . If u want her Nudes, just wait till after blowing her brains out , she wud become so loyal that she wud not only let u snap her nudes but wud even oblige ur making videos of ur getting down sessions ......! Gurls Luv this not matter how they try to form. 8 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by romme2u: 7:46am On Jul 31, 2016 |
what a great thread. ![]() ![]() no thanks for spilling the beans and making our lifestyle harder to maintain |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by SexyRat: 10:08am On Jul 31, 2016 |
HARDDON: Baba Hardon. Is settled, I don blow her within the space of 5 days I met her . She is so into me . She spent the nite in my place on Friday and we had a very good sex.Mehn, it was the best I have ever had. Right now, she is telling everyone about me. And she has even told her brother and want me to meet him. baba, u tight Pls recommend some books for me to aid my witty conversation. Sometimes when I try to be funny some of the babes take it as insult. I need to polish my conversation 1 Like |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 2:36pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
romme2u: Huh? ![]() Mehn, how can one continue to stomach royal guys been robbed on d dust of humiliation by these tiny breeds called gurls? They lose money, honour, time n most importantly, Balls! my daily drive is: moulding minds n empowering lives globally. And as u know, it is not the number of years u thread d earth but d lives u impacted positively while u here. Our lives aint made difficult by helping others, rather it is enhanced! ![]() Kindly tell us ur tale..... We'd Luv to learn from u too 1 Like |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 3:03pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
SexyRat: Dude, dude! U sounding like u won some laurels! Itz just some pvssy. N as much as I wud hv luved to roll on hay wit u about ur record breaking(5days from meeting to mating), I'm not d least impressed. I'm unimpressed with ur tone ( like a warrior counquering a country) like she finally did u d huge favour! I'm unimpressed with how u r already letting her run d rule n now she wants to drag u to meet her brother! Do things cos u want to not cos they want to! Like da heck? We have sounded it a couple of times here that after getting down with a guy, ladies just assume u guys have started dating ...... So I ask u this question: what do u really want from her? 1) FFB? ( friends for benefits?) 2) LTC( long term commitment - marriage?) 3) CS(casual sex with no strings?) 4) ATL( as time leads , leaving for d moment?) Or just what? Reflect on this n d ansa u come up with, shld direct ur ways here on. But I should warn: the way u'r already going about it, u wud soon lose ur Balls to her n soon u'd become boring to her n dis bond wud die a natural death. 11 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by proeast(m): 6:58pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
@Harddon, I've been a silent admirer of ur prowess when it comes to female psycology & I must say that you are awesome! Pls I need your help. I just discovered dat i've been so nice or even stupid to women expecialy my ex to d extent of being a wussbag, appologies to u. I spent on my ex & was so nice to her yet she called me stingy & crushed my ego while i was so needy! Since we parted ways, she has been showing signs of remorse & i'm afraid she will soon come to beg me. I stil hav feel'ns for her but i regret ever being a wusbag & want to be a classic alpha male so dat when she comes to beg, i'll be able to control tins. already, i'm practising some of ur advice here on 3 new ladies i've been flirting with & its fun. one said she doesnt understand my guts & i've come to understand dat she is becoming afraid of my unpredictable & controlin nature! Pls advice me on what to do about my ex. Thanks a million fold for saving me both money, time & stress through ur drills! 1 Like |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by akpos4uall(m): 3:25pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
SexyRat: Here lies your answer. HARDDON: HARDDON: 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 7:10pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
HARDDON: |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 7:16pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
Why can't I update? |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by CashNaira96: 9:20pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
HARDDON:Harddon please i need drills on keeping a convo going.. Therz dz girl am chatting with on fb using your drills, and shes responding well, av just hit a wall and dnt knw wat 2 chat bout next... How do i tease her, Wanna collect her num cos we've been chatn 4 like 3 days now |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by proeast(m): 9:59pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
[quote author=proeast post=48063689]@Harddon, I've been a silent admirer of ur prowess when it comes to female psycology & I must say that you are awesome! Pls I need your help. I just discovered dat i've been so nice or even stupid to women expecialy my ex to d extent of being a wussbag, appologies to u. I spent on my ex & was so nice to her yet she called me stingy & crushed my ego while i was so needy! Since we parted ways, she has been showing signs of remorse & i'm afraid she will soon come to beg me. I stil hav feel'ns for her but i regret ever being a wusbag & want to be a classic alpha male so dat when she comes to beg, i'll be able to control tins. already, i'm practising some of ur advice here on 3 new ladies i've been flirting with & its fun. one said she doesnt understand my guts & i've come to understand dat she is becoming afraid of my unpredictable & controlin nature! Pls advice me on what to do about my ex. Thanks a million fold for saving me both money, time & stress through ur drills! [/qu |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by proeast(m): 10:02pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
HARDDON:Pls Harddon the grand master, i'm still waiting 4 ur assistance!!! |
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