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To my readers you guys are AWESOME....I love you guys.

CC...maureensylvia
Sheybaby
Anugod
Rezzy
Zaynie
Adaobi2
Chidoks
Mopricelezz
5minsmadness
Loisemm
Onegai
tchiwinnie
Tyconcepts
Nkkystel
Blessedtwins

And all the wonderful mamas from pregnancy thread.

And to my honourable peepers...una too much.

Apology to those wey i nor mention their names...make yna nor vex.

Mr siena...long time,how z the Fam!

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ahnie:
To my readers you guys are AWESOME....I love you guys.

CC...maureensylvia
Sheybaby
Anugod
Rezzy
Zaynie
Adaobi2
Chidoks
Mopricelezz
5minsmadness
Loisemm
Onegai
tchiwinnie
Tyconcepts
Nkkystel
Blessedtwins

And all the wonderful mamas from pregnancy thread.

And to my honourable peepers...una too much.

Apology to those wey i nor mention their names...make yna nor vex.

Mr siena...long time,how z the Fam!

Dalu. Your dairy is a great comic relief.

byvan03:
Ahnie where you carry drip stand dey run to? you really gave them drama. I heard that some people close legs, I wonder how that is even possible .


Sorry for your loss babe.

They do
Some of them as soon as they see the baby's head going out will even use thier hand to push it back in. Trust our matrons na.
Screams of "Witch!!! You want to kill your baby?!?! " will fill the air followed by some well delivered slaps and punches.

There was one that fought us so hard until she delivered the baby then she asked to hold it. The Matron screamed "No! So you will finish killing him abi? Never!"

Another one delivered without a sound and then went on to request for bread right there. She finished the entire loaf on the spot.

Labour room experiences are awesome!

5minsmadness:

They do
Some of them as soon as they see the baby's head going out will even use thier hand to push it back in. Trust our matrons na.
Screams of "Witch!!! You want to kill your baby?!?! " will fill the air followed by some well delivered slaps and punches.

There was one that fought us so hard until she delivered the baby then she asked to


hold it. The Matron screamed "No! So you will finish killing him abi? Never!"

Another one delivered without a sound and then went on to request for bread right there. She finished the entire loaf on the spot.

Labour room experiences are awesome!

Verilly verilly brother...labour z something x.i hav zero threshold for pains.i still see some of the MEN that were in the hospital wen i ran outside on my natural birthday suit(nak.ed)....but who CARES .

My eyes red like person wey smoke ukwuani oilly cannabis sativa.May GOD bless my MOTHER IN-LAW.

Ppl says tje toughest battle field in life is in the WAR front...but nay.

To me the toughest battle field in life is in the LABOUR ROOM

Cc byvan03.5minsmadness

5minsmadness:

They do
Some of them as soon as they see the baby's head going out will even use thier hand to push it back in. Trust our matrons na.
Screams of "Witch!!! You want to kill your baby?!?! " will fill the air followed by some well delivered slaps and punches.

There was one that fought us so hard until she delivered the baby then she asked to hold it. The Matron screamed "No! So you will finish killing him abi? Never!"

Another one delivered without a sound and then went on to request for bread right there. She finished the entire loaf on the spot.

Labour room experiences are awesome!

Wow!! Some really do have plenty drama in the them.

ahnie:
Ppl says tje toughest battle field in life is in the WAR front...but nay.

To me the toughest battle field in life is in the LABOUR ROOM

Cc byvan03.5minsmadness

E get physical pains wey pass labour own. The thing dey pain sha .

ahnie:
Ppl says tje toughest battle field in life is in the WAR front...but nay.

To me the toughest battle field in life is in the LABOUR ROOM

Cc byvan03.5minsmadness

nasoooo no b small battle field ooo, either u win or u loose

ahnie:
So after our drama...i fed zino and we both went back to sleep.

We woke up 8.30am!
After packaging ourselves and looking beautiful....we heard a knock on the door!

**mummy milo!mummy milo open the door!
Milolo*milolo*milolo open the door nah.

It was Ebube my neibors 2plus son.that boi can spank zino eeh.

But for weeks now...seems maturity has caught up with him.

So we came out and was gistin with ebube's mum....the other kids were playin in the compound o.so i let zino play with them.

Unknown to us...someone openned the gate...lil zino went straight into the main road .

It was my landlord that drew my attention.
Omo i ran with all my strenght ...my wrapper fell off my waist,Who CARES!thank God for bumshort.
No incoming vehicle or bikes....i just grab my baby ...panting heavily and ran into the compound.

Yeah i take the blame...i was careless and didnt monitor my baby's movement.

My body was just shaking.

Don't you blame yourself, these things happen.. I don't think there is a parent out there whose child hasn't tried to do a runner.
You are a fabulous mum, I read your posts and that little madam is hilarious.
I can just imagine the two of you being like best friends as she grows.

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@Ahnie, you are so funny. I enjoyed every bit of your diary. And please, dont take all the twins o cos i am also in high expectation this cycle. May God crown your efforts with success.

triangullar:
@Ahnie, you are so funny. I enjoyed every bit of your diary. And please, dont take all the twins o cos i am also in high expectation this cycle. May God crown your efforts with success.

okai maam

Wow

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No where to go to this holiday! .

I pray mr ahlez come around.
Madam zino z a handful to deal with.


Dear diary....madam zino practically hid all her left pair of shoes!
What kind if nsogbu z this biko nu!

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Give her chessballs,hollandia yoghourt,cakes or wateva you are wasting your time.just play bob marley song(s) for her and come and see zino displaying her dancing prowess!


Maybe i should get bob marley's reggae cap for her!

I love zino

lekwa dis nwatakiri zino ooo...na bob Marley songs she dey like at this stage.very soon she'll outgrow it sha.please keep encouraging her to watch nat-geo bikoo...but ur telemundo go suffer ooo (things we do for love)

Udochee:
lekwa dis nwatakiri zino ooo...na bob Marley songs she dey like at this stage.very soon she'll outgrow it sha.please keep encouraging her to watch nat-geo bikoo...but ur telemundo go suffer ooo (things we do for love)

long time uncle udochee.api sunday.

ahnie:



long time uncle udochee.api sunday.

happy sunday Madame.no b small long time oo. how una dey na.my special hailings to zino

phew! M

ahnie:
phew! Motherhood z a different ball game.my little missy z very strong.i dunno if its teething,but v given her bonababe and her temp drastically reduced.


God please make this teething ish go away. Cos i kant deal mehn.its just so frightening seeing your Los(little ones)going tru such ish.

Teething isnt supposed to make her 'very strong' o, it will only bring her down a little bit.
You can treat her for malaria, just in case. Use those coartem dispersibles.

I wouldn't recommend treating her willy nilly without knowing if it's just the teething or something else.

Ahnie, why don't you take her to the docs just to be sure.

If it is teething, baby painkillers can be used to manage it, don't know what's available in Nigeria but here we give calpol( like baby paracetamol) or nurofen, again for babies.

Bonjela gel for kids also to put on her gums as it numbs it, if you can get your hands on it.

Ashton and parsons teething powder worked wonders for my little man, if you can find a chemists that stocks it.

In the meantime, get teething toys or rings to chew or you can put some tiny chunks of ice in a clean cloth( or frozen peas) for her to gnaw on, it will help ease the discomfort.

Hang in there mama bear, it's always much tougher on us watching our babies in discomfort. She is a tough one, and I'm pretty sure will be back on her 4am evangelism in no time.

5minsmadness:


Teething isnt supposed to make her 'very strong' o, it will only bring her down a little bit.
You can treat her for malaria, just in case. Use those coartem dispersibles.

Thank you 5mmdnez and maam shaybebaby!

ahnie:


Thank you 5mmdnez and maam shaybebaby!

Let us know how she is faring. Kisses to the little madam.