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7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by Dotwillis1(m): 9:13am On Jul 31, 2016 |
One of the points below should be the reason you won't see some people in church today... 1. The lazy heads- these ones will feel reluctant to get up from their bed. They will spend hours staring at their chores without touching 'em, and then jump in bed again to relax or press phone. They start to take their bath at the closing hour of the service. 2. The rough'ians - they gat lots of dirty cloths piled up and failed to watch during the weekend. They wk up this morning to remeber today is sunday and start looking for what to put on and then you see them pack their cloth outside to wash when they ought to be in church. 3. Hangover victim- went to party last night, drank lots of alcohol mixtures and then walked home with their head. Now they find it difficult to get up from bed. 4.the ones with no offering - the feeling that people will be staring at them during the offering time, if they sit back while others dance to drop theirs, will discourage them from going to church. 5. the ones who traveled all the way to greet their bf/gf during the weekend and still want to continue from where they stopped last night 6. those who got hit by the last sunday's sermon and felt ashamed like the pastor was refering to them directly. Better go to church and turn a new life 7. the ones whose working days exceeds 5 days. People like lalasticlala who work every sec. that counts to make 7days. I'm sure he goes to church tho. Tell us why you won't be in church today if you didn't fall into any of the categories * 21 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by saintkel(m): 9:17am On Jul 31, 2016 |
Those who had to work monday to saturday from 7;30am till 11pm, omo na to relax today sure pass. I did go to Church though 4 Likes |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by harrysjones(m): 9:18am On Jul 31, 2016 |
i dedicate this sPACE TO #TEAMADEWUMIOPEYEMI# 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by Nobody: 9:20am On Jul 31, 2016 |
I fall into the 7th category 1 Like |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by DRISKLEF(m): 9:21am On Jul 31, 2016 |
Realest list in ages. 1 Like |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by Dongorgon5(m): 9:27am On Jul 31, 2016 |
Religion is a big time scam
That's why I stopped going to chruch. 32 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by Smellymouth: 9:32am On Jul 31, 2016 |
1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by wordbank(m): 9:35am On Jul 31, 2016 |
No.5, I'm already forgiven yet another parcel will land today 4 Likes |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by NancyMathews(f): 9:37am On Jul 31, 2016 |
No 1 1 Like |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by Nobody: 9:39am On Jul 31, 2016 |
Books space first.. Smiles..smiles again.. Walks out 1 Like |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by Mologi(m): 9:39am On Jul 31, 2016 |
oyo teachers are suffering....AJUMOBI 5 Likes |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by Twaci(f): 9:45am On Jul 31, 2016 |
No.1 1 Like |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by princeakins(m): 9:46am On Jul 31, 2016 |
Oya mk i ask my besties if dem go church *clears throats** mhisbliss makydebbie pikinbarbie damseyl DTs all i can reali rememba.... Did u miss service or not... truth o 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by jayied(m): 9:47am On Jul 31, 2016 |
our pastor carry our church keys travel 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by saintdennis(m): 9:56am On Jul 31, 2016 |
U didn't mention my category. #the atheist. Hypocrisy is when you believe placing a bible on your chest @ night will keep demons away but criticise people keeping machetes by their side for protection in case robbers show. 21 Likes |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by Dotwillis1(m): 9:57am On Jul 31, 2016 |
skarlett:where you working ? |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by mhisbliss(f): 9:59am On Jul 31, 2016 |
princeakins:lol i did and its Catholic morning mass 1 Like |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by Dotwillis1(m): 10:00am On Jul 31, 2016 |
1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by Dotwillis1(m): 10:06am On Jul 31, 2016 |
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Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by NancyMathews(f): 10:08am On Jul 31, 2016 |
Dotwillis1:countless 1 Like |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by Dotwillis1(m): 10:09am On Jul 31, 2016 |
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Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by damseyl(f): 10:11am On Jul 31, 2016 |
princeakins:I'm in church 1 Like |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by Nobody: 10:16am On Jul 31, 2016 |
Dotwillis1: None of your business 4 Likes |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by Dotwillis1(m): 10:17am On Jul 31, 2016 |
NancyMathews:oh cool. The urge to go just didn't come today |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by Dotwillis1(m): 10:20am On Jul 31, 2016 |
skarlett:ok I get, you are a police officer 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by ShaqFu: 10:21am On Jul 31, 2016 |
I didn't go to church today because I didn't go to church. Wetin dem dey do for church sef? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by NancyMathews(f): 10:26am On Jul 31, 2016 |
Dotwillis1:yup..happens once in a blue moon |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by princeakins(m): 10:56am On Jul 31, 2016 |
mhisbliss: wowwww. Amma Anglican tho buh we r stil one oya comman giv me e-anointing n blessing to win d contest, as ma managress i yaff knelt down o |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by princeakins(m): 11:01am On Jul 31, 2016 |
damseyl: your checkin up NL while in church abi... u weee corman explain yasef o waitin for u sha... mk i dey listen to fada fada *ghetto musik* |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by mhisbliss(f): 11:05am On Jul 31, 2016 |
princeakins:manageress? What happened to your manager, btw you don't need e anointing to win just votes don't worry ayam solidly behind you. |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by Twaci(f): 11:22am On Jul 31, 2016 |
Dotwillis1:U don't wanna know |
Re: 7 Types Of People That didn't Go To Church Today by princeakins(m): 11:25am On Jul 31, 2016 |
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