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Nigerian girls of these days are just crazy. Imagine I met a girl one evening. Beautiful, classy, well shaped. She was fair and had an intriguing look, the kind that a married man would leave his wife for. I saw her stepping out of her compound, obviously going on a date by the way she was dressed. As a sharp guy, I was quick to say hello.

"May I talk to you for a second?"

Fake eyelashes batted at me as she looked me over. I was coolly dressed, not fashionably, but enough to pass through the first test. She said sure, I could talk to her. I wasted no time telling her I admired her looks and would love to be friends with her. After just a slight hesitation, she said okay but she was going somewhere. My car was parked close so I offered her a lift. She declined politely. Then I asked for her number.

I thought she was going to say no but surprisingly she called off her number. As I said goodbye and she sashayed away, I felt cool. I was the man and I had gotten a phone number within a minute. I swaggered away to my car to drive off and plot my next cool moves.

Unfortunately, I ran into some guy and we stood there talking. The conversation lasted up to thirty minutes only for Honey (Not her real name) to return. Obviously, her date or wherever she went to, was fast or didn't work. And she knew the guy I was with. So she stopped over, was exchanging greetings with the guy. Then she told the guy that I was chasing her.

The guy vouched for me as a sharp guy and told her to accept. See me wahala oh. I had not even started the chase. That's when Honey checked me out again and trouble started.

First she asked me what I did for a living. I gave the lie I always gave that I was a graphics designer. She checked out my Toyota Spider and concluded that I was loaded. Then she told me that anyone dating her must spend on her. I smiled and said cool. She then told me that she was from Owerri and she was in her final year, about to write her final exams, and was considering a graduation party. She asked if I would attend. I said I was not sure. Then the first bombshell came.

Source: http://skitcentral..com.ng/2016/08/how-girl-wanted-to-turn-me-to-atm.html

la click la lai muhammed

Is her parent not meeting her needs?If you dump her later she will say men are wicked.Forgetting that the relationship is pay as you go.

Juz by the title itself... We know the ending oredi

Yawn
Seems we are running out of stories

Two threads today have made fp and this woulda just made it the third one, but the op just missed out for not posting the full story.

Honey told me that I'd have to support her party plans. Before I could open my mouth to protest, she said she was not asking for much, just twenty thousand. I gaped speechlessly at her. She then told me that she hoped I was not stingy. My friend was just laughing. I hesitantly mouthed that I could support her when the time came.

Next, she said she was hungry. That we shouldn't just be standing on the road. I foolishly smiled and said let's all go out. So out we went. While at dinner (at some 700 naira a plate restaurant though), she kept on talking about money and how she liked to look good, and how her boyfriend drove a cool jeep and how she could never spend money on guys. I was just listening and wondering what the heck I put myself into.

After dinner, I drove her home. later, over drinks with my friend, we laughed about it and he advised me to play smart, love the girl and leave her. It sounded easier than it actually would be. The next day, before I could say Jack Robinson, Honey had called me to request mtn credit for subscription. I said well, I can do that, so I sent her 2000 Naira. In the evening, Honey asked me if we were going on a date that evening. I checked my pocked and decided to avoid her. I made up a quick excuse.

The next day came the next bombshell. Honey told me she wanted to make her hair and she had no money. That's when I realized that I was in trouble. The thing was that Honey looked beautiful and had an enticing voice; she was also super fun, a talker, a carefree person. But that was how she charmed and deceived people. I was close to being charmed. Now if I was rich, maybe I would have given in to all her whims but despite the Toyota Spider and my cool flat, Nigerian economy has been terrible and I cant just afford to throw money at girls.

SUPERPACK:
la click la lai muhammed

I must drive my car.

ITbomb:
Yawn
Seems we are running out of stories

Yawns... Yes seriously.

So I told Honey that I would give her the money. I asked her to wait for my call. She waited. She called. She called. I refused to pick. She called more. The next I returned the call and told her I had an emergency and had to travel. Honey was so angry. She told me never to call her again. She said she was deleting my number. After listening to her, I said okay. I breathed a sigh of relief, I was saved.

But Honey wanted to become like a devil in my blood. The next morning she called and sweetly asked if I was back from my travel. When I said no, she sweetly asked if I could send her the money. I bluntly told her I would call her later. Sulking, Honey hung up.

I had refused to call Honey ever since until a few days ago when a message came to my whatsapp. My heart raced when I saw it was Honey. What I saw when I opened it made my blood hot. There was Honey looking all delightful in a Bikini. Oh my good Lord. I instantly felt my penis jerk. I wanted her there and then. Another message came apologizing that it was a mistake. But I would have none of it. I started sweet talking Honey but she was not responding well. When I pressed her, Honey dropped a new bombshell.

She told me she was in danger of missing her exams and facing an extra year because she had not paid her school fees. Hian. She said she owed 55,000 Naira and she didn't know how she could raise part of the money. I was busy offering words like eyah, sorry, what will you do, when Honey asked me if I could help her. This Owerri girl won't kill me. I stopped chatting for more than five minutes to think about what to do. I was so hungry for her ass and wanted it there and then. But oh boy, her bill is huge. I told her I'd see what I can do. This happened yesterday. I'm still thinking if I should throw her like 20,000 and spank that ass well or if I just just run away. I don't trust her and don't want to fall mugu for her.

Guys what do you think?

What level of "touching body" have you two gotten to?

ayam nut cleeking

MENZPRIDE:
What level of "touching body" have you two gotten to?

Zero. Not even holding hands.

Gbemiie:
ayam nut cleeking

Like my pastor told me, I must drive my car.

HMMMM. OK.

help her,you can even increase it to #555,000,mr mugun,no be thesame toto them get,she is going to drain hell outta you.

Girl get no shame! Chai! Gold digging at first impression!. Brother, run for cover n hire a ho on de streets, for konji. Dat yo girl is bad news

bola... yes bola! she use to be a honey,yea! I mean like the honey and guess what
I mean no touching body for me until I pay some bills close 40k after numerous dates and spending... actually when I say spendings, I mean those 2ks and 5ks and that cud amount to over 50grand.
I tamed bola to come collect the 40k on a condition, spend the weekend at my place... yea and I made it clear,I want to touch the body..lol...
yea... bola hesitate and later gave in...
nice shaaa... I drank my coolness off and I ripped bolas cloth...heheeee! gave her 10k and complained I didn't enjoy it... didn't call her after then.
the end...

Guy if you give to that gal you dey dull yourself big time.

skitcentral:


Zero. Not even holding hands.

If that's the case, then it is time enter into negotiation and see if you two can reach a BI-Lateral Agreement.
She is clear with you - She needs your money...
You should be clear with her - You need her body...