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14 Funny Quote That Will Leave You Laughing In Tears by brajy(m): 3:44am On Aug 06, 2016 |
14 funny quotes that
will leave you
laughing in tears
#fact
Life is full of huddles; it is very
rare for someone to live without
going through puddles of trials
and tribulations. As a matter of
fact, people consider the
challenges they face as life itself.
Nigerians have come to realize a
long time ago that they are solely
responsible for their own happiness.
There are some quotes that are
aimed at cheering people up and
lifting people out of their depressed
moods. these quotes would no
doubt leave your bodies rocking
with laughter.
After all, you know what all work
and no play does to you. Nigerians
will always find a way to live past
the economic situation, hardships
and toil they go through daily by
finding things that will light up their
faces. in view of this, we would be
looking at some of the funny quotes
Nigerians use from time to time.
This is Naij.com buzz after all and we
are concerned about creasing your
faces with smiles and helping you
relax as you go through your normal
activities. This will help you look out
for things that are on the brighter
side of life. Do not make yourself a
living dead. While you still have
breath in you, do things that are
remarkable; things that will add
values to life and would no doubt
guide you towards the path of
fulfillment
1. The ewa quote
.
Only ewa agonyin can understand
the full plight of bread – Behind
(2016).
2. Zebra quote
When you have eight tribal marks
with stretch marks scattered all over
your body and you still want to
add tattoos to it. What are you? A
zebra? – Unknown author.
3. Ladies
When you keep taking pictures
inside various cars and you expect
your man to believe you are not
cheating. Who exactly are you, a
mechanic? – Unknown author.
4. Towards getting married
When you are stuck with an
engagement ring for five years what
is your mission? To become lords of
the rings? – Unknown author.
5. Women
Only a courageous woman can fry a
bunch of plantain without tasting
any – Albert Einstein (1872).
6. The Nigerian Martin
Luther King
Any man that uses his teeth to cut
shaki from pepper-soup with his
eyes wide open is not afraid of
anything – Martin Luther King Jnr
(1900).
7. This got us…
Any man who drinks Alomo bitters
without squeezing up his face, is
capable of murder… – Obasanjo
(1999).
8. This is specially for you,
yes you!
Drinking garri does not mean you
are poor, but allowing the garri to
swell-up before drinking is Poverty –
Queen Elizabeth (1893).
9. Hausa perfume, oh no
He who says nothing last forever
has never tried Hausa perfume –
Isaac Newton (1904).
10. Hunger ooo
He who runs around looking for
scissors to cut Indomie seasoning
sachets is not yet hungry – (Sir Dr.
Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947).
11. This is hilarious
Anyone who thinks he has many
enemies has never been with a
mountain of fire member – William
Shakespeare (1788).
12. Okbye…
Nigeria was never on the map when
God said ‘Let there be light’ –
Goodluck Jonathan (2013).
13. Like seriously
He who fully unwraps a Sharwama
completely before eating it cannot
keep a secret – Abraham Lincoln
(1864).
14. Finally
Whoever reads all these quotes
without laughing is looking for a job
– Lord Lugard (1914).
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Re: 14 Funny Quote That Will Leave You Laughing In Tears by cornel994(m): 4:25am On Aug 06, 2016 |
Wat kinda arrangement is diz na |
Re: 14 Funny Quote That Will Leave You Laughing In Tears by Lovetinz(m): 6:20am On Aug 06, 2016 |
I'll help re-arrange it. 14 funny quotes that will leave you laughing in tears #fact Life is full of huddles; it is very rare for someone to live without going through puddles of trials and tribulations. As a matter of fact, people consider the challenges they face as life itself. Nigerians have come to realize a long time ago that they are solely responsible for their own happiness. There are some quotes that are aimed at cheering people up and lifting people out of their depressed moods. these quotes would no doubt leave your bodies rocking with laughter. After all, you know what all work and no play does to you. Nigerians will always find a way to live past the economic situation, hardships and toil they go through daily by finding things that will light up their faces. in view of this, we would be looking at some of the funny quotes Nigerians use from time to time. This is Naij.com buzz after all and we are concerned about creasing your faces with smiles and helping you relax as you go through your normal activities. This will help you look out for things that are on the brighter side of life. Do not make yourself a living dead. While you still have breath in you, do things that are remarkable; things that will add values to life and would no doubt guide you towards the path of fulfillment 1. The ewa quote . Only ewa agonyin can understand the full plight of bread – Behind (2016). 2. Zebra quote When you have eight tribal marks with stretch marks scattered all over your body and you still want to add tattoos to it. What are you? A zebra? – Unknown author. 3. Ladies When you keep taking pictures inside various cars and you expect your man to believe you are not cheating. Who exactly are you, a mechanic? – Unknown author. 4. Towards getting married When you are stuck with an engagement ring for five years what is your mission? To become lords of the rings? – Unknown author. 5. Women Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any – Albert Einstein (1872). 6. The Nigerian Martin Luther King Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything – Martin Luther King Jnr (1900). 7. This got us… Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing up his face, is capable of murder… – Obasanjo (1999). 8. This is specially for you, yes you! Drinking garri does not mean you are poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty – Queen Elizabeth (1893). 9. Hausa perfume, oh no He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume – Isaac Newton (1904). 10. Hunger ooo He who runs around looking for scissors to cut Indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry[i] – (Sir Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947). [/i] 11. This is hilarious Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member – William Shakespeare (1788). 12. Ok bye… Nigeria was never on the map when God said ‘Let there be light’ – Goodluck Jonathan (2013). 13. Like seriously He who fully unwraps a Sharwama completely before eating it cannot keep a secret – Abraham Lincoln (1864). 14. Finally Whoever reads all these quotes without laughing is looking for a job – Lord Lugard (1914). 1 Like |
Re: 14 Funny Quote That Will Leave You Laughing In Tears by brajy(m): 9:44am On Aug 06, 2016 |
cornel994: luk@d tym I posted it then u realize that I was to be on bed ........ thanks for d army-arrangement!!!!! # in fela voice! # |
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