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Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by 0ubenji(m): 9:24am On Aug 08, 2016 |
Superstition is the belief in supernatural causality that one event causes another without any natural process linking the two events. Superstitious beliefs are always part of the culture of every society. Some superstitious beliefs were actually used to instigate morals and etiquettes in children. Nevertheless, superstitions help to preserve the cultures of a society from one generation to another. These list highlights some of the superstitious beliefs in Nigeria: 1. If you put your eyelashes in your parents shoes, they will forget the offence you committed. 2. Don’t drink coconut water, else you become a dullard.(I'm still somehow believing this) 3. Don’t whistle at night, you will be inviting snakes.(Nothing dey apun joor) 4. When the sun is shinning in the middle of a storm/rain, it means a lion is giving birth. 5. Don’t let people jump over you, lest you become short. 6. Don’t eat food that has fallen on the floor, Satan has eaten it already.(lolz..Na. Today?) 7. If your tooth pulls out, throw it on a rooftop, a lizard will take it and give you another one.(Tried it 1ce tho) 8. Kill and cut off a Lizard’s head and bury it; after three days, dig it up you will see many coins (money). #kayefi 9. If you kill a duck and bury it, it will transform into a snake in seven days. 10.If you wash a dog’s face and use the same water to wash your face, you will see ghosts. 11. Don’t sweep your house at night, you will be sweeping away all your riches. 12. Once your eyes starts to twitch, someone is talking about you. 13. If someone bites you, rub chicken poop on the area, the next day the person’s teeth will become rotten. 14. If your teacher annoys you, soak garri for 3 days. As the garri swells, your teacher’s hand would swell.( U go juz use overfeeding kill urself) 15. In a football match, bury the egg of a lizard at your goal post, your opponent will never score. 16. If your palms are itching you frequently, money is coming your way soon.(I hear it works for some people) 17. A pregnant woman should not visit the zoo, else her child would look like an animal. 18. Don’t eat a fowl anus, else you will start gossiping about. 19. Don’t stand in front of a mirror at night, else you will see evil spirits (demons).(Curiosity had made me try dis 1ce, Guess wah? Nutin apund) 20. If you want to faint after your teacher flogs you, put beans under your armpit and you will faint. 21. If you're obsessed with the head of a fish. You'll be a dull student. 22. Don't ever fetch water from the well at nite, ____________. (Mtcheew, I stil do am this week) 23.Don't ever beat a male child with a broom, it'll affect his potency as a man. (I used to bliv this) 24. Don't sleep with ur legs touching the wall, you must be in a meeting with witches. (Haha..prettythicksme over to u) 25. Don't sit on a pestle, you're risking ur mom's life. 26. Don't sleep in reverse positions/orientation with someone else on the bed/mat. (Smh). 27. If bird poop lands on ur head, money is coming ur way. (I swear! This apund to me once) 28. When u cut ur fingernails, make sure it's disposed thoroughly or ur destiny is at stake. (This one stil gets me somehow). 29. If someone crosses over ur leg(s) whilst pregnant, the unborn child will look like that person. (*yawns*) 30. Don't let anyone else step on ur saliva, you'll av throat problems. 31. Don't eat food in the pot, it'll rain heavily on ur wedding day. (I wonder who blivs this sef) 32. Don't eat food whilst in cooking mode, ur ass will really be dark-complexioned as u grow. 33. Eat beans regularly, you'll be as tall as you'd desired. (I totally blivd dis) 34. You must cover ur hair, as a lady, in the marketplace.(Ondo ppl I hail) 35. Do not sweep the top of the table with a broom else you become hungry always/glutton. 36. Do not eat on the road else you wont get satisfied with the food. (Lolz..What if i buy 5loaves of butterfield bread?) 37. The more you intently gaze at a cherry (agbalumo), The sweeter it becomes! (Oya!..make yoruba babes deny this one): A song goes this way with it: Agbalumo di omi sugar, omo oba lo fe mu!! Agbalumo dun dun!! (Cherry, turn sweet as sugar, it's a prince/princess that wanna eat U!! Cherry turn sweet!)..haha..hilarious ---------------------------- Hmmn..SO WHICH ONES DID U FALL FOR?? and probably STILL FALLING FOR? # NO LIES 2 Likes |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by Nobody: 9:28am On Aug 08, 2016 |
You've said everything and taken the fun out of the thread |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by Nobody: 9:29am On Aug 08, 2016 |
people dey lie sha. India 99-1 Nigeria |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by 0ubenji(m): 9:31am On Aug 08, 2016 |
skarlett:That one no say mk u no tell us which one got u and stil gets u... Oya confess! Cc: Laveda, Mizzbouqui |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by Laveda(f): 9:31am On Aug 08, 2016 |
You said all already |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by Donovela(m): 9:32am On Aug 08, 2016 |
Nice one @op...but no 4 for my side is different..it goes with a song "rain dey fall sun dey shine elephant dey born pikin tortoise dey play panya"....Funny times |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by Cadamlk: 9:33am On Aug 08, 2016 |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by mizzbouqui(f): 9:34am On Aug 08, 2016 |
You've said everything, wetin you wan make I add again now |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by firstking01(m): 9:36am On Aug 08, 2016 |
.....That when you mistakenly swallow udara seed, the thing will grow on your head....this one terrified and gave me sleepless nights:-…there was a day i swallowed udara seed, every second i must touch my head weather it has started growing, i did that for weeks tho. |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by 0ubenji(m): 9:39am On Aug 08, 2016 |
firstking01:Haha..lolz.. Biko..wats udara seed? Dat. Seems an igbo term to me |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by ChappyChase: 9:40am On Aug 08, 2016 |
I still spit on my urine and I just don't know why! |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by buharisbae(f): 9:41am On Aug 08, 2016 |
That no5 "Dont let people jump/cross over u or else u will be short" u dare not cross over me when I'm laying on the floor or else its war u must cross back not to forget the broom part I can't belive I was that gullible and the tooth part I always kept it somewhere in case I see lizard I'll throw it at it This post got me OMG! thanks op childhood was not just fun but really funny 2 Likes |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by 0ubenji(m): 9:41am On Aug 08, 2016 |
yourboyWill:I licked that lie like cowbell milk sha.. I don wise now tho 2 Likes |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by Nobody: 9:42am On Aug 08, 2016 |
0ubenji: |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by 0ubenji(m): 9:43am On Aug 08, 2016 |
ChappyChase:Spit on ur urine? Kindly share the superstitious belief that revolves Around this. |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by firstking01(m): 9:45am On Aug 08, 2016 |
yourboyWill:This one na true…the only goal was scored by samuel okwaraji, it was a penalty, he delibrately lessened the rope on his boot...when he played the penalty the keeper mumu dived in the direction of the boot and the ball went the other direction into the back of the net... This was why india was banned in int'l football 2 Likes |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by mizzbouqui(f): 9:45am On Aug 08, 2016 |
0ubenji:I can relate with alllllll Childhood was fun |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by Nobody: 9:48am On Aug 08, 2016 |
firstking01: http://www.voiceofnaija.com.ng/recall-the-nigeria-vs-india-match-that-they-beat-us-99-1-heres-everything-you-need-to-know-about-the-story/ Knock yourself out |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by firstking01(m): 9:51am On Aug 08, 2016 |
0ubenji:That small round thing that looks redish on the inside of it, it also has a seed inside that looks spherical...dunno the botanical name tho |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by 0ubenji(m): 9:51am On Aug 08, 2016 |
yourboyWill:Lolz..see Dis bros..na me u wan decieve? I broke off that bondage tey tey mehn...I even wrote an article on it on facebook 3yrs back. |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by 0ubenji(m): 9:52am On Aug 08, 2016 |
firstking01:Ok..wah abt its household name..any clues? |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by ChappyChase: 9:52am On Aug 08, 2016 |
0ubenji:Before I use to hear people say "it weakens witches who want to use my Urine for ritual" But now even when I piss for inside toilet I go still spit on top! |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by Nobody: 9:52am On Aug 08, 2016 |
0ubenji: Lol the writeup in the link proves it was a lie |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by 0ubenji(m): 9:55am On Aug 08, 2016 |
ChappyChase:Buhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *staggers* Somebori help! My stomach hurts!..lolz So wah if u pee in a convenience whr lots of ppl are in, at The same time wit u? Like the ones in a shoppin mall or cinema U stil spit on it in their presence? |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by 0ubenji(m): 9:57am On Aug 08, 2016 |
yourboyWill:Yup..juz read it..lolz |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by firstking01(m): 9:57am On Aug 08, 2016 |
0ubenji:That small round thing that looks redish on the inside of it, it also has a seed inside that looks spherical...dunno the botanical name tho.. |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by firstking01(m): 10:01am On Aug 08, 2016 |
0ubenji:Udara na |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by successnd(m): 10:04am On Aug 08, 2016 |
udara same thing as agbalumo . cherry...... born in lagos, brought up in lagos, high institution lagos . nysc Ogun state, ........ everthing one place. same goes to my Igbo brothers. everything from onitsha to rivers. no expodure |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by Nobody: 10:05am On Aug 08, 2016 |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by firstking01(m): 10:07am On Aug 08, 2016 |
yourboyWill:I'm telling you what i witnessed live …them don born you that time ni…and moreover, somebody can just wake up and forge anything just that goddam link you posted there...oya knock yasef |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by firstking01(m): 10:08am On Aug 08, 2016 |
yourboyWill:I'm telling you what i witnessed live …them don born you that time ni…and moreover, somebody can just wake up and forge anything just that goddam link you posted there...oya knock yasef... |
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by ChappyChase: 10:10am On Aug 08, 2016 |
0ubenji:Hahahahahahah......... Even if na obama and all him aid dey there, I go still spit! |
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