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I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Catacombs: 7:10am On Aug 09, 2016
i was talking to the woman i love yesterday about been detached, about not been committed enough. Never knew i was the main brain behind it. my mind is running round in circles. i think my dick is getting in my life's way. let me give you a little background. when i was much younger, there was this day i was taking my bath with another boy who happens to be several years younger than i am. he referred to my dick as that of a baby i think since that day i developed what i call the 'dick complex'. Through out my university days i didnt get into any relationship i felt like what can i offer? i could be having the greatest time of my life with a lady, i may feel we are going somewhere once i remember the dick complex i freeze! currently i have the best woman anybody could wish for, she's been waiting for more than one year for me to make my move. but i cant make dis move unless i get over this 'dick complex'. that dick complex has sent me into masturbation already! now my music career is on hold right until i get myself sorted out. God i know you can read this send help!

PS: it about 4 inches when erect

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Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by krak101(m): 7:23am On Aug 09, 2016
So what do you want It's not always about having a big dick, your dicks skill sets matter also. Long story short... What you lack in size you make up for in skills grin

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Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by ojophilip(m): 7:28am On Aug 09, 2016
u can still be celibate till wedding na....small size doesn't matter
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by 4reala(m): 7:33am On Aug 09, 2016
Its not about Size but how good u can mak use of them. So broda fear not, because u might be having one of d best tool in d world. Pls stop killing it wit masturbation

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Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Rexhenrex(m): 7:45am On Aug 09, 2016
just cut it off

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Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by czarr(m): 8:12am On Aug 09, 2016
cry
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Teniolasmart: 8:27am On Aug 09, 2016
is dis vic o
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by mhiztee15(f): 8:38am On Aug 09, 2016
embarassed ewoo
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Nobody: 8:56am On Aug 09, 2016
Kai!

I don't know how to EPP you bro!
Honestly.
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Nobody: 9:12am On Aug 09, 2016
mhiztee15:
embarassed ewoo
can we meet outside NL?
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Nobody: 9:30am On Aug 09, 2016
forget the irregularities.. Take a leap..if not u'll lose ur woman.

who knows she might like it that way!
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by charijee(f): 9:36am On Aug 09, 2016
I can only profer solution when I get to see the real size of your diick grin



Just a glance cheesy
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by JeffreyJamez(m): 9:37am On Aug 09, 2016
charijee:
I can only profer solution when I get to see the real size of your diick grin



Just a glance cheesy

shocked shocked shocked
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by charijee(f): 9:41am On Aug 09, 2016
JeffreyJamez:


shocked shocked shocked
My personal person....hafa na grin
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by JeffreyJamez(m): 9:50am On Aug 09, 2016
charijee:
My personal person....hafa na grin


I pure...... So you come here dey play "doctor" ba grin

How body?
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Gladiator1: 9:51am On Aug 09, 2016
dancok:
can we meet outside NL?
Leave am alone. She's hooked
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by charijee(f): 9:55am On Aug 09, 2016
JeffreyJamez:



I pure...... So you come here dey play "doctor" ba grin

How body?
Just to help a brother in need grin

Body dey in order wink
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by JeffreyJamez(m): 9:58am On Aug 09, 2016
charijee:
Just to help a brother in need grin

Body dey in order wink

(In Patience Jonathan's voice) : Konteynew grin
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by charijee(f): 10:00am On Aug 09, 2016
JeffreyJamez:


(In Patience Jonathan's voice) : Konteynew grin

grin
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Nobody: 10:30am On Aug 09, 2016
Gladiator1:
Leave am alone. She's hooked

She got a nice behind to hook down with, you too like better stuff
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Gladiator1: 10:33am On Aug 09, 2016
Doxie69:


She got a nice behind to hook down with, you too like better stuff
Lol... I like better things bt go look for ur own

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Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by ojkalito(m): 10:53am On Aug 09, 2016
U already know ur problem so the solution is staring at you right in the face,don't meet with anyone just get over that COMPLEX like u put it...you might be surprise not every gal likes big peenis
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Nobody: 10:55am On Aug 09, 2016
Gladiator1:
Lol... I like better things bt go look for ur own

We share her until she walked down the altar and take a vow she's not yours either
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by ULSHERLAN(m): 10:58am On Aug 09, 2016
charijee:
I can only profer solution when I get to see the real size of your diick grin



Just a glance cheesy

Sigh
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Nobody: 11:06am On Aug 09, 2016
One man's food is another man's poison.
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Adonis3: 11:12am On Aug 09, 2016
krak101:
So what do you want It's not always about having a big dick, your dicks skill sets matter also. Long story short... What you lack in size you make up for in skills grin


Lmao... how do you expect someone that has "Dick complex" (as the op calls it) to even know how to use it??


OP imo, i believe the best person that can make you feel okay about yourself is a girl (YES! a girl)


find one that you can discuss such with comfortably (not a friend oo) i mean one that's ready to go intimate with you. you could create the atmosphere by talking dirty.. make sure she tells you funny things about herself then as the convo proceeds, tell her you "think" you have a small d and it kinda makes you shy

trust me, she'll be interested.


before you know whats going on, she'll be d one to make you comfortable about yourselfwink




check up @slutwhisperer on IG, dude never stops talking about how small his dick is, yet he still gets the hottest of 'em hoès

wish u luck bruh






#Adonis3HasSpoken

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Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by mhiztee15(f): 11:25am On Aug 09, 2016
undecided undecided
dancok:
can we meet outside NL?
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by mhiztee15(f): 11:33am On Aug 09, 2016
Jesus shocked na me you guys want to share undecided my God will destroy your plans AMEN lipsrsealed
Doxie69:

She got a nice behind to hook down with, you too like better stuff
Gladiator1:
Lol... I like better things bt go look for ur own
Doxie69:

We share her until she walked down the altar and take a vow she's not yours either
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Richie0974: 11:34am On Aug 09, 2016
Cut it off then. angry
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Totosin: 11:37am On Aug 09, 2016
ojophilip:
u can still be celibate till wedding na....small size doesn't matter
Why do you have to be so selfish, he should be celibate till wedding so when he marries his new wife won't have a choice. Ika radarada!
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Nobody: 11:51am On Aug 09, 2016
AMEN, evil ones won't find you,AMEN.
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Gladiator1: 12:06pm On Aug 09, 2016
Doxie69:


We share her until she walked down the altar and take a vow she's not yours either
Lol. U re a bad boy. U re a flirt

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