Let's play a game..

Find your birthday month, day and
year and form a sentence...

Select your month
Jan : I need
Feb : I killed
Mar : I slept with
Apr : I raped
May : I slapped
Jun : I hugged
Jul : I played with
Aug : I jumped on
Sep : I got drunk with
Oct : I spit on
Nov : I kissed
Dec : I love

SELECT A DAY
01- Someone
02- a donkey
03- a monkey
04- a baboon
05- an elephant
06- my cousin
07- my girlfriend/boyfriend
08- Ronaldo
09- Nicky Minaj
10- a clown
11- a drunkard
12- a virgin
13- a hobo
14- a genius
15- a gorilla
16- Chris Brown
17- a pig
18- a model
19- Nobody
20- my dog
21- my first love
22- my ex
23- an old man
24- a dinosaur
25- Kim Kardashian
26- a prostitute
27- the lecturer
28- my best friend
29- a cat
30- an old friend
31- an idiot
Select the year of birth...
1980- in a bar
1981- in a car park
1982- in a dirty pond
1983- in an ocean
1984- in a police van
1985- in a garage
1986- in a forest
1987- in a swimming pool
1988- in a toilet
1989- in a garden
1990- in a hotel room
1991- in a bus
1992- in a taxi
1993- on my bed
1994- in the river
1995- in our room
1996- on the playground
1997- with out my pants
1998- on the house roof
1999- with my eyes open
2000- but I'm lying
2001- in the grave yard
2002- in the bathroom
2003- always
2004- today
2005- on my birthday.

Whats your funny sentence.?

I raped a baboon in the grave yard

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I got drunk with my best friend in a forest

See plot twist

I hugged kim kardashian in a hotel room

I hugged a hobo in our room





What the fvck

I Jumped On My Dog In The Playground

RoyalBlak007:
I raped a baboon in the grave yard

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stylochime:
I Jumped On My Dog In The Playground

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MzPecs:
OP.. you want to stylishly know my age abi?


Okay.. I slapped my cousin in a car pack

I NEED MY FIRST LOVE IN A BAR.

I spit on a pig on my big

I raped my dog in a hotel room God why me?

i jumped on my boyfriend, on the house roof.

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pffft, i cnt fit do that

I like rice

I killed a model on my bed

Truecelebmedia:
Let's play a game.. Find your birthday month, day and year and form a sentence...
Select your month Jan : I need Feb : I killed Mar : I slept with Apr : I raped May : I slapped Jun : I hugged Jul : I played with Aug : I jumped on Sep : I got drunk with Oct : I spit on Nov : I kissed Dec : I love
SELECT A DAY 01- Someone 02- a donkey 03- a monkey 04- a baboon 05- an elephant 06- my cousin 07- my girlfriend/boyfriend 08- Ronaldo 09- Nicky Minaj 10- a clown 11- a drunkard 12- a virgin 13- a hobo 14- a genius 15- a gorilla 16- Chris Brown 17- a pig 18- a model 19- Nobody 20- my dog 21- my first love 22- my ex 23- an old man 24- a dinosaur 25- Kim Kardashian 26- a prostitute 27- the lecturer 28- my best friend 29- a cat 30- an old friend 31- an idiot Select the year of birth... 1980- in a bar 1981- in a car park 1982- in a dirty pond 1983- in an ocean 1984- in a police van 1985- in a garage 1986- in a forest 1987- in a swimming pool 1988- in a toilet 1989- in a garden 1990- in a hotel room 1991- in a bus 1992- in a taxi 1993- on my bed 1994- in the river 1995- in our room 1996- on the playground 1997- with out my pants 1998- on the house roof 1999- with my eyes open 2000- but I'm lying 2001- in the grave yard 2002- in the bathroom 2003- always 2004- today 2005- on my birthday.
Whats your funny sentence.?

i jumped on my boyfrind in the river

Wow... I played with Kim Kardashian in a bus.
Not bad

I raped a virgin in a swimming pool..oh shit...cant do dat

Swissheart:
Wow... I played with Kim Kardashian in a bus.
Not bad

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I slap op for stylishly trying to know people's age

Op u are wicked considering where both my month and day find themselves.

Swissheart:
Wow... I played with Kim Kardashian in a bus.
Not bad

Huh

aloobright17:
Op u are wicked considering where both my month and day find themselves.

I jumped on a monkey with my eyes opened

I love nicki minaj on my bed

MotherOfDragons:
i jumped on my boyfrind in the river

Heheheheehehehehe

I raped kim kardashian in our room........LOL

MzPecs:
OP.. you want to stylishly know my age abi?


Okay.. I slapped my cousin in a car pack

may 6 1981

U don old i swear

Swissheart:
Wow... I played with Kim Kardashian in a bus.
Not bad

July 25 1991