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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 12:11am On Aug 16, 2016
Venus007:
Lol. Wat are u doing online? Ur MB is near oh. grin
trying to keep touch with reality mbbs is a spiritual exam. besides the trauma these jambites have gone through, just needed to help ease their fears
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by RobinHez(m): 12:25am On Aug 16, 2016
Modified
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Venus007(f): 12:31am On Aug 16, 2016
rafa9:
trying to keep touch with reality mbbs is a spiritual exam. besides the trauma these jambites have gone through, just needed to help ease their fears
Lol.... Yea. Shey?
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Venus007(f): 12:32am On Aug 16, 2016
I av d screenshot ^ tongue
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by RobinHez(m): 12:33am On Aug 16, 2016
shocked ... lipsrsealed
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Venus007(f): 12:37am On Aug 16, 2016
Dare me please. grin grin
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by RobinHez(m): 12:40am On Aug 16, 2016
Not like I'm scared... tongue
I just don't want to wake up and be seeing GIBBERISH as part of my mentions grin
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by exhibit7432(m): 12:44am On Aug 16, 2016
Toluwani113:
2016 IS OUR YEAR IN THE NAME OF ALMIGHTY GOD! (Amen)
If you want to get latest admission updates from UNIBEN, just Quote me and drop your e-mail address below.
Just check your inbox to confirm your subscription.
That's all

I wish everyone here best of luck

Tochukwu.ubani@yahoo.com
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 6:07am On Aug 16, 2016
Geofavor:
bruh, I'm not trying to impress. Impress who?

I sincerely told you what I thought with the most suitable words, because I believed you would be acquainted with them since you use obscure words a lot. I probably wouldn't use all those words together in one post if I were chatting up someone else.

I also use big words, of course. But in an informal setting as this, I use them sparingly. You have to consider your chat partner when conversing: is he/she as versed (or more versed) in lexis as you?

Bombarding all your chat mates with rare words will make you come off as pompous.

By the way, I don't know the dictionary you use, but ginormous is in my dictionary. So, it isn't as rare as you make it seem. I'm sorry you had to consult google for its meaning. Well, at least now you know the stress you put your chat mates through when you use those words repeatedly. grin

I'd like to meet you too. I get that you like learning new words and you like practicalising with them. But it shouldn't be at the expense of your listeners. I doubt you talk like this in reality, though.

I also love words, even more than you do. You wait till you see new words when you read, I don't. I purposely consult my word bank every day.
I sleep and wake up with my dico. Sometimes, I replace my pillow with it just to make the words slip into my mind.

Even after all these, I still chat using mostly common words.
To be precise, I use my wordbook virtually everyday. Anytime I watch tv, movies, read news, textbooks and so on, I do them with one amongst other motives of ascertaining new words, and I also use my wordbook for an idem reason.

and yes, I do speak like that physically, and I earned many names in the hostel because of it, albeit, I declined them.

I don't vaunt, but I wish you are admitted so that I can contest with you, so that I can corroborate my preeminence in the world of grammar to you, the audience and the umpire.

I don't like to use words in a hackneyed way, I like to be dynamic even amongst the new words. It is one of my idiosyncratic attributes that is immutable, I say that because, a lot of people have objurgated me for it, and I never succumb, and I am not a very congenial type now(although I hope to be in future) and maybe that is why I am formal in my approach.

Apologises for the deferred reply, I was asleep then.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 6:20am On Aug 16, 2016
LawLord001:

Please someone should advice this guy to stop disgracing UNIBEN on this forum with his wrong usage of high sounding words. How I wish he even knows how wrongly he is applying those words! Even me wey be law student sef neva blow grammar na cum u wey never even go anywhere for uniben dey form gramma! I just dey shame for u! Yeye cheesy



*Modified*
If you go dey write all this kind useless grammar for uniben exam ehn, you go probate ten times before you leave uniben! You beta be serious undecided
You don't understand. I don't speak ‘grammar‘ because I am a student of uniben. I started learning them even before I wrote my post utme.

And you are indicting me without substantiations, you say I am using them infelicitously and yet you are not highlighting them and providing corrections. are you taught to indict someone and refrain from providing evidence to back your indictments in Law? Such a plaintiff is silly, and deserves to be apprehended and incarcerated for some time, if possible, should be linked with a caseworker for rehabilitation.

If you can't, then recant your statements, they are libelous and opprobrious.

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 6:24am On Aug 16, 2016
IamLukas:
Isaac,U like to show off alot!
Even on nairaland,U just dey represent yourselftonguecry

why you nor de active for whatsap na? smiley
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 7:17am On Aug 16, 2016
ImDharay:

I'm still laughing, wah can i say... make we dey see. ..

You can guffaw now. Like I said, if the Flack's statement was veracious, then I will be proved right. Except he was being mendacious or was incognizant. He shouldn't be a fabulist.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by justin3071: 7:17am On Aug 16, 2016
abeg dx place no be grammar thread o....una no geh joy
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 7:47am On Aug 16, 2016
blueto:
To be precise, I use my wordbook virtually everyday. Anytime I watch tv, movies, read news, textbooks and so on, I do them with one amongst other motives of ascertaining new words, and I also use my wordbook for an idem reason.

and yes, I do speak like that physically, and I earned many names in the hostel because of it, albeit, I declined them.

I don't vaunt, but I wish you are admitted so that I can contest with you, so that I can corroborate my preeminence in the world of grammar to you, the audience and the umpire.

I don't like to use words in a hackneyed way, I like to be dynamic even amongst the new words. It is one of my idiosyncratic attributes that is immutable, I say that because, a lot of people have objurgated me for it, and I never succumb, and I am not a very congenial type now(although I hope to be in future) and maybe that is why I am formal in my approach.

Apologises for the deferred reply, I was asleep then.
gringrin For fun, I might engage in such. However, I probably won't because you seem to take this thing too serious.

All right, I get you. It is one of your idiosyncratic attributes that is immutable. Hahaha grin

Oh well...
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by RobinHez(m): 7:49am On Aug 16, 2016
I blew the breeze of sleep on ya before u could fulfill the desires of your heart ; last night.... Twas all for good! lipsrsealed

Cc: Venus007 grin
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by RobinHez(m): 7:51am On Aug 16, 2016
justin3071:
abeg dx place no be grammar thread o....una no geh joy
C'mon man... This is page 144 since God knows when... Let em' extend a helping hand... While Uniben is still on holiday. wink
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 7:57am On Aug 16, 2016
RobinHez:
I blew the breeze of sleep on ya before u could fulfill the desires of your heart ; last night.... Twas all for good! lipsrsealed
Why did you modify that post? I quoted it, but the texts changed to 'modified', so I refrained from posting.

Your guy is probably not proud.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 7:58am On Aug 16, 2016
Geofavor:
gringrin For fun, I might engage in such. However, I probably won't because you seem to take this thing too serious.

All right, I get you. It is one of your idiosyncratic attributes that is immutable. Hahaha grin

Oh well...
For fun smiley.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by RobinHez(m): 8:02am On Aug 16, 2016
Geofavor:
Why did you modify that post? I quoted it, but the texts changed to 'modified', so I refrained from posting.

.

Er... Who/what are we talking about agn?
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 8:02am On Aug 16, 2016
RobinHez:
I blew the breeze of sleep on ya before u could fulfill the desires of your heart ; last night.... Twas all for good! lipsrsealed
Why did you modify that post? I quoted it, but the texts changed to 'modified', so I refrained from posting.

Your guy is probably not proud.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by justin3071: 8:08am On Aug 16, 2016
RobinHez:

C'mon man... This is page 144 since God knows when... Let em' extend a helping hand... While Uniben is still on holiday. wink
hmmn tru talk....
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 8:09am On Aug 16, 2016
RobinHez:


Er... Who/what are we talking about agn?
I was talking about last night, when most of these guys were asleep. wink
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 8:19am On Aug 16, 2016
blueto:
For fun smiley.
okay.

In the meantime, please do not desist from expressing your 'dexterity with words'.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 8:23am On Aug 16, 2016
Hmmm......Good morning guys
Also good morning to all the grammarians in the thread.....


I remember back then,blueto made me to always use dictionary when chatting with him...
Hmmm....it was a challenge,I wanted to be like him

But now I want to be myself.....
So let me see if blueto did improve himself or just remained static......

Hello blueto...You have become infamous....
Have an exquisite morning.....
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 8:24am On Aug 16, 2016
Geofavor:
okay.

In the meantime, please do not desist from expressing your 'dexterity with words'.
but there will be witnesses. And some of them will be those commenting on this thread.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 8:32am On Aug 16, 2016
Jackossky:
Hmmm......Good morning guys
Also good morning to all the grammarians in the thread.....


I remember back then,blueto made me to always use dictionary when chatting with him...
Hmmm....it was a challenge,I wanted to be like him

But now I want to be myself.....
So let me see if blueto did improve himself or just remained static......

Hello blueto...You have become infamous....
Have an exquisite morning.....
I am tired of making online grammar contest, I have engaged in some of them even on whatsap group chat.

I want physical contest like I did in the hostel, where I can totally discomfit my adversary.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by IamLukas(m): 8:35am On Aug 16, 2016
What will U gain afterwards?
U really need to grow up...
Meanwhile,my whatsApp has been active.
blueto:
I am tired of making online grammar contest, I have engaged in some of them even on whatsap group chat.

I want physical contest like I did in the hostel, where I can totally discomfit my adversary.

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by ImDharay: 8:38am On Aug 16, 2016
blueto:
You can guffaw now. Like I said, if the Flack's statement was veracious, then I will be proved right. Except he was being mendacious or was incognizant. He shouldn't be a fabulist.
Read wah u wrote & make proper corrections.
#morninq..
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by RobinHez(m): 8:39am On Aug 16, 2016
Geofavor:
I was talking about last night, when most of these guys were asleep. wink
What happened in the night stays in the night...

Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by harlehleh(f): 8:41am On Aug 16, 2016
Page07:
what did you hear ?

1.do i have to register for screening again after registering before?
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 8:51am On Aug 16, 2016
harlehleh:


1.do i have to register for screening again after registering before?
Nah

what else did you hear ?
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 9:03am On Aug 16, 2016
blueto:
I am tired of making online grammar contest, I have engaged in some of them even on whatsap group chat.

I want physical contest like I did in the hostel, where I can totally discomfit my adversary.


I like you being verbose,I just hope your cavalier attitude won't get the better part of you because I know you are intransigent....
Umm I think I will accede to your proposal,but I hope you won't feel contrite after that. . .

.
And also....I like the Whatsapp stuff...
So drop your number
I might be your worst adversary.....shalom

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