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How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by PoliticalThuG(m): 5:16pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
Hi guys.. My first post after serving my 4 months ban term. ![]() back to the matter. On a very cool sunny day, i drove to Akure shopping mall to purchase some materials for my wedding. (i would be wedding my sweetheart come saturday). I alighted from my SUV, check my Rolex watch, it was already 4pm. I wasted no time further and stormed the mall becuase it's getting late. As soon as entered the mall, i was greeted with a "beauty".. I was shopping but all my mind was focused on this bootilicious lady. I rounded up without much ado just to speak to this lady. I sharpally pay for my materials and went out to wait for this gorgeous figure. I must fucck this poossy i concluded in my mind. When she finally came out, i made a move.. I went up to her hello beauty, you look like a goddess, may i offer you a ride? Who no like better thing? SUV for that matter. She smiled and said no.. I can walk. My house is not too far. I knew she was forming posh! I told her its getting dark.. Let me help you. She finally agreed to enter my SUV.. we were gisting and gisting until we got to sabo in ore. We stopped in the market because i wanted to see my friend there. I was charging my iphone6 in my car.. I didnt know this lady was a phone thief.. Before i got back to my SUV car, the lady was nowhere to be found. I waited for like 30 minutes for her but she didnt come back. I got angry and zoomed off. I didnt realise the lady ran away with my iphone6 until i got to my house.. I wanted to make a call, lo and behold, my iphone6 was gone.. As a big boy, i wanted to cry but will my cry bring it back? All my messages, articles and many more valuable goods on my phone were gone. Warning to my fellow poossy niggars, stop picking strangers.. Thank you. 1 Like |
Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by Nobody: 5:17pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
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Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by Nobody: 5:19pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
Ok |
Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by softtouch2(m): 5:19pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
You are lucky she didn't disappear with your SUV ![]() ![]() ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by Nobody: 5:20pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
Thank goodness you know you're a püssy nigga. You deserve what you got. |
Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by Nobody: 5:20pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
PoliticalThuG: Your last thread was on Jun, it's safe to assume that wasn't a 4 month ban and even safer to assume you weren't banned. So, if you can tell a lie in the first 12 words of this rubbish, it's safe to assume you are a vagabond who's greatest possession in life is a Techno phone. Stop the cheap attention seeking 13 Likes
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Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by faruz: 5:21pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
I have nothing to say.. Ladyf wha ya say ![]() |
Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by Nobody: 5:22pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
you iphone 6 abeg stop lying 1 Like |
Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by Nobody: 5:22pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
Vanquay16: ![]() 4 Likes |
Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by Forzap: 5:28pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
Weyrey....kip deceivin urself ![]() ![]() 1 Like
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Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by Bawsse(m): 5:30pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
Vanquay16: Lol dem don catch am 1 Like |
Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by Nobody: 5:34pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
bro,practice more on how to be a good writer,I assure you, you will do more than this soon. #shalom |
Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by PoliticalThuG(m): 5:37pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
DJHANDSOME:those wey dey carry no be human being? |
Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by Nobody: 5:37pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
Bawsse: 1 Like
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Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by Akanbibabatunde(m): 5:37pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
some people we just be laing Satan sef we just be opening mouth ....
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Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by Nobody: 5:46pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
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Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by mizzbouqui(f): 5:47pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
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Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by PoliticalThuG(m): 5:47pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
softtouch2:the thin taya me bro.. All these thief thief ladies sef |
Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by PoliticalThuG(m): 5:48pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
Fabulocity:do u have a heart at all? My phone was stolen and u could say is this |
Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by PoliticalThuG(m): 5:49pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
Vanquay16:i was just exagerating.. You should have known better... Besides, i was banned |
Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by Sexytemi(f): 6:01pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
A picture of your iPhone 6, the lady and your SUV or you're lying. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by ladyF(f): 6:03pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
faruz:hehehe The thing must have dropped somewhere. Ladies no dey tif ![]() |
Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by PoliticalThuG(m): 6:18pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
NairalandEFCC1:poor boy |
Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by PoliticalThuG(m): 6:19pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
Sexytemi:u are asking too much |
Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by PoliticalThuG(m): 6:20pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
mizzbouqui:my sweet@.. Howfa |
Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by Nobody: 6:22pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
PoliticalThuG:you dont know her,stop being a mumu, she opened her account some months back 1 Like |
Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by PoliticalThuG(m): 6:23pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
Akanbibabatunde:i am too big to lie bru |
Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by PoliticalThuG(m): 6:23pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
NairalandEFCC1:she is my crush |
Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by PoliticalThuG(m): 6:27pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
DESNAT:i am not a writer.. I am just sharing my ugly experience i had with a thief |
Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by PoliticalThuG(m): 6:30pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
Forzap:lol |
Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by Nobody: 6:32pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
sorry and take heart iphone6 na small thing ![]() |
Re: How A Lady I Met In Akure Shopping Mall Stole My Iphone6 by Nobody: 6:38pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
Berlyn:coming from a 1500 glo bonanza phone user ![]() |
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