Empiree:
Oga Lanre, your face scarce here faah

Are you from kwara state? Ilorin to be precise...

lexiconkabir:


Are you from kwara state? Ilorin to be precise...

Nope but i schooled there for 4yrs in the 90s

Empiree:
Nope but i schooled there for 4yrs in the 90s

Oh!

Empiree, you need to see this movie. I read your posts concerning akudayas on one thread like that.
www.nairaland.com/1859746/akudaya-myth-reality/

This movie talks about a type of Akudaya known as Akudaya onidubule, trust me it is an interesting movie. The writer of the script is the same writer for Aye Tuntun, Aye labola, Aye dudu and the said movie is titled AYELOJA. The writer tried with the story.

Part one

https://youtube.com/watch?v=R2di4fZF4Uc

Part two

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z_VmQotbazY&itct=CA8QpDAYACITCPz7t8rjzM4CFcGkHAodS5IN7DIGcmVsbWZ1SMfCl7Kf3NizRw%3D%3D&client=mv-google&gl=NG&hl=en

After watching that movie, I remembered that the late anchor of the radio program titled Aditu once interviewed someone who claimed to an akudaya in his collection of weird incidents which he titled Aditu Olorun Funfun. You can watch it here

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2tvL_BJfG6E&fulldescription=1&hl=en&gl=NG&client=mv-google

https://youtube.com/watch?v=errag_JZBG4&itct=CA8QpDAYACITCMS1g-bjzM4CFVaaHAodrekFwzIGcmVsbWZ1SKG3_JLB__Lt2gE%3D&hl=en&gl=NG&client=mv-google



The so called Akudaya man and this Akudaya onidubule somehow looks alike.

Just watch and pass your comments


Cc:Albaqir
Kazlaw2000
Sino
Hkana

Contact17:


Am not sure ooo. Don't the mods get paid? Don't think seun will accept.

Mods don't get paid, if you want to be a mod send a mail to Seun applying for the position.

AbuHammaad:
I noticed there has been some sanity in this section in recent times. I haven't seen those hateful Anti-Islamic trolls on any of the
threads. Do we have new mods or what?

newnas mrolai demmzy15 lexiconkabir contact17

If we still have them here, is there any way we can get them permanently banned from this section?

This section has been quite peaceful and quiet, there aren't trolls like that compared to before.

What the section needs is more active threads, contributers etc. Not Mods. Because we don't have much trolls and you can't have 100% no troll situation.

lexiconkabir:
Oh, then we will just wait on maclatunji to give us full details on the mod thingy...and a better method on reaching seun

Mac is no longer a mod

Empiree:
Are mukina & Sissie relinquishing the post?. Why is the need for new MOD?

?

Jazakallahu Khiran @ sissie for the enlightenment

I also feel that this section needs to be more active.

lanrexlan:
Empiree, you need to see this movie. I read your posts concerning akudayas on one thread like that.
www.nairaland.com/1859746/akudaya-myth-reality/

This movie talks about a type of Akudaya known as Akudaya onidubule, trust me it is an interesting movie. The writer of the script is the same writer for Aye Tuntun, Aye labola, Aye dudu and the said movie is titled AYELOJA. The writer tried with the story.

Part one

https://youtube.com/watch?v=R2di4fZF4Uc

Part two

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z_VmQotbazY&itct=CA8QpDAYACITCPz7t8rjzM4CFcGkHAodS5IN7DIGcmVsbWZ1SMfCl7Kf3NizRw%3D%3D&client=mv-google&gl=NG&hl=en

Yea, I have watched this a month ago. Very interesting and emotional and Aye Tuntun as well but have not watched the other two. Downloading them now for later watch. Thanks for this. But some muslims dispute "Akudaya". Anyways, what we know, we know what we dont know we dont.


Excerpt:

"Won ni Jimo ni oruko yin?"

"Yeeeeeees!"


Jum'ah Mubaraq

lanrexlan:
After watching that movie, I remembered that the late anchor of the radio program titled Aditu once interviewed someone who claimed to an akudaya in his collection of weird incidents which he titled Aditu Olorun Funfun. You can watch it here

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2tvL_BJfG6E&fulldescription=1&hl=en&gl=NG&client=mv-google

https://youtube.com/watch?v=errag_JZBG4&itct=CA8QpDAYACITCMS1g-bjzM4CFVaaHAodrekFwzIGcmVsbWZ1SKG3_JLB__Lt2gE%3D&hl=en&gl=NG&client=mv-google



The so called Akudaya man and this Akudaya onidubule somehow looks alike.

Just watch and pass your comments


Cc:Albaqir
Kazlaw2000
Sino
Hkana

Coming for this after Jum'ah In Sha Allah

Sissie:



?

You didnt understand my post?


By the way, I heard you recently did Nikkah. May Allah Bless your union. Ameena

CLAIRE EVANS converted to Islam last July after researching it following a break-up. Claire, from Bridgend, South Wales, says: After my heart was broken by a Muslim man, I wanted nothing more to do with the religion – I thought it was cruel and unkind. But my mum started looking up more about Islam and pointed out the way this man had behaved was contrary to the faith’s teachings. I read up on it and discovered that Islam actually promotes tranquility and peace. I wasn’t religious before I converted. I didn’t really believe in God. I now cover my hair and wear a hijab, which was a big decision. My dad doesn’t like it, though, and I don’t wear the hijab when I’m with him. At first I got some stares and nasty comments but in the past six months I’ve grown in confidence. Now I go to the mosque once a week and I pray every day.


I also took a Muslim name, Safir, but I still use my old name of Claire too. I have a new partner too, who is a Muslim, but we’re not settling down just yet. Islam has made me calmer and, for the first time in my life, I feel accepted.There’s not much I miss about my old life, except the odd sausage roll – I can’t eat pork now.

Lanrexlan, I'd love to watch those movies but I fear they're not subtitled. I don't understand Yoruba

And Empiree, I saw lanre asking you about nikkah. Please tell me he mistook you for someone else. I'll not accept it if you and tbaba aren't married. I trust albaqir

Hkana:
Lanrexlan, I'd love to watch those movies but I fear they're not subtitled. I don't understand Yoruba

And Empiree, I saw lanre asking you about nikkah. Please tell me he mistook you for someone else. I'll not accept it if you and tbaba aren't married. I trust albaqir

I knew what he meant at outstart. Unfortunately I have always kept my marital affairs to myself for very long which makes it difficult for me to divulge. Nothing really special there by the way. Some others have asked me before.

Thought you are Yoruba all along? . My instinct deceived me

Today Marks 177 Years Photograph Was Invented. But The Qur'an already foretold of PHOTOGRAPH 1400 YEARS AGO

Empiree:
Yea, I have watched this a month ago. Very interesting and emotional and Aye Tuntun as well but have not watched the other two. Downloading them now for later watch. Thanks for this. But some muslims dispute "Akudaya". Anyways, what we know, we know what we dont know we dont.


Excerpt:

"Won ni Jimo ni oruko yin?"

"Yeeeeeees!"


Jum'ah Mubaraq

"Mo n lo Ajah oo"

You are welcome sire, remember they mentioned two types of Akudaya in that movie, olooro and onidubule. Olooro is the common which people attribute to the work of Jinn and these akudayas NEVER visit their family before they disappear into thing air.

The reason I am interested in this onidubule of a thing is the fact that they even lived with their family and the ADITU story talked something that's exactly what the movie portrayed and the man was even interviewed.

Anyways, I await your reply to Aditu video sire

Jummuah Mubarak

Hkana:
Lanrexlan, I'd love to watch those movies but I fear they're not subtitled. I don't understand Yoruba

And Empiree, I saw lanre asking you about nikkah. Please tell me he mistook you for someone else. I'll not accept it if you and tbaba aren't married. I trust albaqir

My sincere apology sire, wallah my thought is that you are Yoruba. It is subtitled but you won't get the full gist unless you understand Yoruba. I may brief you later in sha Allah.

Don't mind Empiree oo, I saw he stylishly ignore the post. We go know one day, one day

Empiree:
I knew what he meant at outstart. Unfortunately I have always kept my marital affairs to myself for very long which makes it difficult for me to divulge. Nothing really special there by the way. Some others have asked me before.

Thought you are Yoruba all along? . My instinct deceived me

Hmmm Hmmm.

Hkana, you are from where?

lanrexlan:
Hmmm Hmmm.

Hkana, you are from where?

I'm Edo sir I'll watch the videos since they're subtitled in sha Allah

It's okay Empiree. Even offline people hardly guess rightly where I'm from. Some place me in the north, others southwest and they're usually very confident

Hkana:


I'm Edo sir I'll watch the videos since they're subtitled in sha Allah

It's okay Empiree. Even offline people hardly guess rightly where I'm from. Some place me in the north, others southwest and they're usually very confident

You and tbaba are in the same region then

^^^ I guess so.

[size=15pt]Sabbath Refreshment[/size]


I was eating and enjoying my soft drink this morning around 8:55 in a Restaurant; a man entered the restaurant with a brief case. I guess he is a big politician because his dressing and pot belly portrays it. He walked and sat down as everybody looked at him. Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying. The woman knelt down and told him that her family are facing some challenges and cannot even boast of {3} three square meal since her husband died.

This man opened the brief case and gave this woman five hundred thousand naira. The woman jumped up and left the scene in happiness. I was still watching when another man started crying and came to him. He knelt down and begged him that he needed money to establish a business. This man brought out ten million naira cheque and gave this man. This time, i started murmuring and practicing on the lie i will blow to have my own national cake. I started crying and came to the man. Immediately i knelt down, I heard "cut!! Cut!! Cut!!".


I turned and saw the director of the movie. He laughed and said "oh boy na movie we dey shoot here" oo .

Hahahahahah shame wan kill me. Chaii!!
Economy no go kill person lol.

[SIC]

SABBATH LIVE


[size=20pt]Job Interview. MP[/size]

OFFICER:- What is your name?

Monday:- M.P. sir

OFFICER:- In full please

Monday:- Monday Paul

OFFICER:- Your father's name?

Monday:- M.P. sir

OFFICER:- What does that mean?

Monday:- Matthias Paul

OFFICER:- Your native place?

Monday : M.P. sir

OFFICER:- What's that?

Monday:- Mkpuma Province

OFFICER:- What is your qualification?

Monday:- M.P.

OFFICER:- (angry) What is that?!!!

Monday:- Mathematics Professor

OFFICER:- So why do you need a job?

Monday:- It is because of M.P. sir

OFFICER: Meaning?

Monday:- Money Problems

OFFICER:- Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?

Monday: MP sir.

OFFICER: And what is that?

Monday:- Marvelous Personality

OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.

Monday:- Sir, how was M.P. sir?

OFFICER:- And what's that again?

Monday:- My Performance.

OFFICER:- I think you have M.P.

Monday:- Meaning?

OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!

This is crazy! Subhanallah! Dont take your eyes off White car


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfvmbDOeo70

Empiree:
You didnt understand my post?


By the way, I heard you recently did Nikkah. May Allah Bless your union. Ameena

I did, was asking the same question too.

Jazakalahu khayran. Thank you.

Amin

lexiconkabir:
Albaqir, nobody is saying the other two mods are relinquishing their post, but i feel an extra mod will be of good benefits, as at last week Friday, none of the two mods were active to help push Islamic topics to frontpage, i had to quote sister dominiq.ue to help us with that after quoting the two mods we have here, at times I've been banned from this section by anti spam bot with nobody available to help lift the ban, so these are the things we are talking about, not just deleting threads upon thread like you tried to make it seem, and as for the report button, we would still need an active mod to respond to the report right? Of course! So an additional mod is not a bad idea at all....

I might not have replied your mail. But I unban you. Anti spam usually bans for 24hrs.

And for frontpage, the truth is sometimes they aren't very great threads for Frontpage. Usually same thing over and over again. How many front page threads gets past 3 pages?

Sissie:


I did, was asking the same question too.

Jazakalahu khayran. Thank you.

Amin

May Allah bless your union and and grant you comfort in eachother.

May Allah make him the coolness of your eyes and you the coolness of his eyes.

Ameen

There are things to consider before moving threads to front page, different things.

Dominique is a supermod meaning she is also a mod on this section, and actually has more power in moving threads to frontpage than I do. So if you mention her before a thread gets moved, it's all the same.

@lexiconkabir

And what reports did you report that got unattended to?

[size=20pt]Sunday Breeze[/size]


Women Are Complicated ! !.


1. If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,
If you don't, you are not a man.

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2. If you Praise her, she thinks you are lying,
If you don't, you are good for nothing.

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3. If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp,
If you don't, you are 'not understanding'.

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4. If you visit her often, you are boring,
If you don't, she accuses you of double dating.

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5. If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy,
If you don't, you are a dull boy.

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6. If you are jealous, she says it is bad,
If you aren't, she thinks you don't love her.

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7. If you attempt a romance, she says you don't respect her,
If you don't, she thinks you don't love her.

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8. If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait,
If she is late, she says it's a girl's way.

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9. If you visit other men, you are not putting in quality time,
If she is visited by other women
"Ah! It's natural, we are girls."

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10. If you kiss her once in a while, she will say you are cold,
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage.

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11 If you fail to help her cross the street, you lack ethics,
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction.

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12 If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting,
If she is stared by a man, she says that they are just admiring.

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13 If you talk, she wants you to listen,
If you listen, she wants you to talk..



JAMB QUESTION
Pls what can Men do to please women?


Enjoy The Rest Of Your Weekend Fellows.
Walaikum Salaaam

Contact17:


May Allah bless your union and and grant you comfort in eachother.

May Allah make him the coolness of your eyes and you the coolness of his eyes.

Ameen

Amin.

Jazakalahu khayran

Had to post this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGPIbYPhURA