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Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by girlfromafrica: 2:39pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
I know it has been said and even proven that ladies are turned on by what they hear. I also know that there is a guarantee that a lady will like a man if she knows that he has a sense of humor, talks smooth and best of all, complements her. Some guys knowing all this, will want to go overboard with the way they ‘chyke’ ladies. They probably think they're being creative and that the lady will be swooned by their creative lines, oblivious of the fact that some of these lines are down right annoying! Now, let’s check out the annoying lines guys use to woo ladies. “Sister your face looks Familiar” Hmmm... familiar ko, farmelion ni! This is the most popular punch line guys use to approach ladies to grab their attention. A guy will just approach a lady he has been admiring for a while now and say “ Excuse me sister, do you live around the sun?...your face looks familiar". Abegi! The moment a lady gives them attention by saying yes, a conversation between them has started. “Lemme take you out and spend on you” This is widely used by the Igbo men. They think that there’s a price tag on every lady's head. Some ladies tend to be materialistic so I will not blame the men who think this line will make women trip. “ I love you” I find it creepy when a guy walks up to a lady the very first time and start professing his undying love for her. Most ladies don’t fall for this line because they find it lame. “Please spare me a minute of your time? It is very important” I think this line is smart one. No matter how much of a hurry the lady is, this line gets her attention very quickly. Sadly, that minute might later turn to an annoying hour or more. “Please direct me to my destination” I resemble google map? For this line, a guy might pretend he is lost and can't find his way so he uses that as a platform to approach the lady he's eyeing. He might say, “Hello sister, I am going to Ibadan and I think I have missed my way. Please what is the quickest route from here to Ibadan? Can I trek from Sango Ota to Ibadan? If the lady is street wise, her reply would most likely be, "Yes oh my brother, you can, it will take like one week to get there". “Do you stay live in this area?” This is one line most shy guy sometimes use to get the attention of a lady. Even if he has been seeing her before and even know where she lives, he will ask her as a startup intro to what he has to say. “Babe you are too pretty to be walking under this hot sun” This line is used by a guy who is driving a car and sights a lady he admires. It is now left for the lady to pay him attention. “Hello,can we be friends?” This line is mostly used when chatting with a lady on a social messenger. Guys use this line to mask their real intentions. They may engage in a casual chat with a lady for few days or weeks before opening up. SEE MORE @ https://idonsabi.com/2016/08/20/top-10-annoying-lines-nigerian-guys-use-to-woo-ladies/ Guilty or Not Guilty? |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by Nobody: 2:41pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
Baby are u from Badagry? Cos you are bad and I agree. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by sinaj(f): 2:45pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
TheDriller:see them 2 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by DaviiiD(m): 2:47pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
Retired Lines |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by Young03(m): 2:56pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
babe if I c u I c my mama can u be to me wat she's to me 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by ministeriallist: 3:43pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
Young03:Another line... |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by Affable0709(m): 3:59pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
Oh...... baby, are you a lizard? because 'agama' eyes on you.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Me: Baby, did it hurt? She: what? Me: When you fell from heaven... She: *blushing* Ladies and sweet words are like.... 1 Like
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Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by faith551(m): 4:01pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
sinaj: Hey beautiful, I like ur name |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by ireneony(f): 4:02pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
11. I want to marry. like nuhgah what dafuck |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by Nobody: 4:04pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by Nobody: 4:15pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
Or you(the lady) buy something, and they ask why you dint get for them. |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by Firstlieutenant(m): 4:23pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
ireneony: 12. Pls babe I'm new in town... I need directions... to your heart. |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by PoliticalThuG(m): 4:31pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
Babe, were u in my dreams last night? Because you look like someone i saw in my dreams |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by sinaj(f): 5:02pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
faith551:I like urz too |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by faith551(m): 5:07pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
sinaj: Can I know your real name |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by sinaj(f): 5:25pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
faith551:Sinaj |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by faith551(m): 6:18pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by girlfromafrica: 8:27pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
faith551: Hmmm...its happening |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by tosyne2much(m): 8:36pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
11. Can I send you PM? |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by engrMikemd(m): 9:02pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
hmmm
I am still a learner |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by girlfromafrica: 9:20pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
engrMikemd: Sha don't use those annoying lines! |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by ChappyChase: 10:31pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by tosyne2much(m): 11:25pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
ChappyChase:Me sef still dey learn ooooooo... I never know the appropriate lines wey I go take use woo ladies oooo |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by ChappyChase: 11:34pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
tosyne2much:Baba ooo... Chief of "ten things", are you sure you telling the truth |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by princeakins(m): 11:53pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
Now am here to read d punchline... buh callin ladies attention culd mk u skip lik disc at times tho.. i jux say it d way it comes to mind btw makkydebbie ur dudu dey shine at dp, i yaff lik am sharp sharp ... wr ur dairyupdate na.. |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by exclusive7(m): 11:53pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
baby, your package tight.. tighter than sardine.. baby are you feeling hot? lemme go to the sun and switch it off for you |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by Fidelismaria: 11:59pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
Damn gurl u hot |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by faith551(m): 2:38pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
girlfromafrica: Aproko |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by seunny4lif(m): 2:43pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
It's normal now |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by seunny4lif(m): 2:51pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
exclusive7: Another one |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by girlfromafrica: 3:41pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
exclusive7: Guy: baby are you feeling hot? lemme go to the sun and switch it off for you Me: Yes please! |
Re: Top 10 Annoying Lines Nigerian Guys Use To Woo Ladies ... Guilty Or Not Guilty? by exclusive7(m): 4:01pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
girlfromafrica:yhu want to kee sombori abi |
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