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Solving The Nigerian Budget Padding Issue With PHP by Nobody: 10:03am On Aug 22, 2016 |
One of the most controversial issues going on in the Nigerian government now is the issue of budget padding. In fact, if you search for 'budget padding' in google right now, it is Nigeria that will 'full' the first page of the search result. My own take on the matter is that we should use PHP programming language to pad our budget as it seems to yield better results. Let us look at it from a programming point of view, imagine the budget is say N10 and we pad it by N100, now let us convert that statement into a practical code: <?php // In case you dont have a php compiler, the result you will get is: 999,999,999,999,999,967,336,168,804,116,691,273,849,533,185,806,555,472,917,961,779,471,295,845,921,727,862,608,739,868,455,469,056 and that is my reason for suggesting that we use PHP language for our budget padding. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Solving The Nigerian Budget Padding Issue With PHP by KazukiIto(m): 12:05pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
I will delibrately pretend as if I understand what you just did there...anyway, up padding! 1 Like |
Re: Solving The Nigerian Budget Padding Issue With PHP by Scholar01: 12:19pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
Somehow, I just know say from just the title say na Baba dhtml dey at work. Bros I hail O |
Re: Solving The Nigerian Budget Padding Issue With PHP by Nobody: 12:42pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
I just dey troll jare. . . .been battling to build an android library since morning |
Re: Solving The Nigerian Budget Padding Issue With PHP by Nobody: 1:11pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
dhtml18:programmers and big big grammar, scaring the newbies lolz, why not say been battling to write android codes I can reuse later in other projects. Newbies will appreciate that. N/B: I am not a programmer |
Re: Solving The Nigerian Budget Padding Issue With PHP by sleepingdemon: 1:54pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
dhtml18:Thank God say these senators no be programmers. Them for pad, sell the country |
Re: Solving The Nigerian Budget Padding Issue With PHP by Nobody: 1:56pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
I am creating a reusable android library that newbies like me can use later. sleepingdemon:Na reverse padding them for use. . . . 1 Like |
Re: Solving The Nigerian Budget Padding Issue With PHP by Collinz2(m): 2:00pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
dhtml18:maybe i can use your library. |
Re: Solving The Nigerian Budget Padding Issue With PHP by Nobody: 2:04pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
Collinz2:Lol, when there are millions of other libraries trollin' all over github begging people to use them even. |
Re: Solving The Nigerian Budget Padding Issue With PHP by Collinz2(m): 2:16pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
dhtml18:lol. Seeing my fellow nigerian own will encourage me more. |
Re: Solving The Nigerian Budget Padding Issue With PHP by Nobody: 2:21pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
Collinz2:You wan take me laff abi. I am a complete NOOB, i dont even have 3 android apps to my name. |
Re: Solving The Nigerian Budget Padding Issue With PHP by Collinz2(m): 2:26pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
dhtml18:A noob who is writing his own library lol. Anyway good job, i hope i can program like u some day. |
Re: Solving The Nigerian Budget Padding Issue With PHP by Nobody: 2:33pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
Collinz2:A noob-type of library, too simple to have been thought of by PROS. |
Re: Solving The Nigerian Budget Padding Issue With PHP by Begpro: 3:53pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
I need to write my PHP compiler in JAVASCRIPT so i can confirm your answer because i don't have PHP compiler. |
Re: Solving The Nigerian Budget Padding Issue With PHP by talk2hb1(m): 5:19pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
Re: Solving The Nigerian Budget Padding Issue With PHP by babatope88(m): 10:31pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
Begpro: You will have to come a little bit down to my level, the grammar above is to cumbersome for me to Comprehend. |
Re: Solving The Nigerian Budget Padding Issue With PHP by KvnqPrezo(m): 11:05pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
No need our school get the library...na were we dey keep our Android phone till after school just create java library coz we no qet that one... 1 Like |
Re: Solving The Nigerian Budget Padding Issue With PHP by teampregar(m): 2:08pm On Aug 23, 2016 |
KvnqPrezo:Lolz, Una go keep una java phones for d java library abi! *wipes you with oga dhtml18's e-cain* |
Re: Solving The Nigerian Budget Padding Issue With PHP by teampregar(m): 2:36pm On Aug 23, 2016 |
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Re: Solving The Nigerian Budget Padding Issue With PHP by Nobody: 4:49pm On Aug 23, 2016 |
teampregar:In this case, you need to dip the e-cane inside oil and pepper first, that way, it will be more effective. 1 Like |
Re: Solving The Nigerian Budget Padding Issue With PHP by romme2u: 2:38pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
dhtml18: u are lenient to pad the budget just on the right. the honourable and distinguish lawmakers use STR_PAD_BOTH. |
Re: Solving The Nigerian Budget Padding Issue With PHP by Nobody: 3:34pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
romme2u:Thank you very much jare, I could have padded both and cause a real MAYHEM! |
Re: Solving The Nigerian Budget Padding Issue With PHP by KvnqPrezo(m): 8:20pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
dhtml18: laffinq in china |
Re: Solving The Nigerian Budget Padding Issue With PHP by Nobody: 10:21pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
just passing |
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