singlefade25:
Mission Accomplished

werris the number na
Don't do this to me please. I need to call him before another lady does.
He is the short man from Pluto I told Ferdy about
He has been revealed!

amicable09:
Congratulations singlefade25, I'm so proud of your promotion
That's one thing that is so far fetched in this period of Buharinomics
May the wherewithal needed for growth and advancement in your field be released to you.

Congrats once again Ms. HR.

Are you sure?

Lero15:


Are you sure?

Lol.
Lero is it not what Jamean said?
I no come understand again o
Abi na promotion from single to married?

Uhm... Ok, It's enough!
It's really awkward.
Just tell me your moniker. I know you have began stalking me. It feels like I'm living in a haunted apartment.

END! Stop terrorizing me
Don't make me deactivate this account

amicable09:

Lol.
Lero is it not what Jamean said?
I no come understand again o
Abi na promotion from single to married?

Check what Jamean said again

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Lero15:


Check what Jamean said again

What did I say?

Jamean:


What did I say?

Jamean said new job.
Amicable09 said promotion.

Lero15:


Jamean said new job.
Amicable09 said promotion.

ok.

Lero15:


Check what Jamean said again

Read it again with clearer eyes. New job not promo

I am sha expecting promo celebration, the wind is blowing and I know we will have it here soon
Congratulations to expectant joblanders, I shall be here to celebrate with you.

#InTheWaitingRoom.

amicable09:
Uhm... Ok, It's enough!
It's really awkward.
Just tell me your moniker. I know you have began stalking me. It feels like I'm living in a haunted apartment.

END! Stop terrorizing me
Don't make me deactivate this account

Wake up Amicable! It's COB.
Have you watched #Stalker? If No, please, do! You'll find the perfect way of overcoming them - Stalkers

Congratz Singlefade25... I knew it that your yesterday happiness wasn't in vain.

Lero15:

Jamean said new job. Amicable09 said promotion.

I don dey hear double double

karleone:


Wake up Amicable! It's COB.
Have you watched #Stalker? If No, please, do! You'll find the perfect way of overcoming them - Stalkers

Congratz Singlefade25... I knew it that your yesterday happiness wasn't in vain.

COB?
Has a different meaning to me. Tell me what you mean by that.

Seriously Karl, my bearded colleague is on my matter here. That guy wants to make me pack my things to the village o. I have deleted everything from my system at work leaving nothing . I may just delete this account too if push comes to shove.

amicable09:

COB?
Has a different meaning to me. Tell me what you mean by that.

Seriously Karl, my bearded colleague is on my matter here. That guy wants to make me pack my things to the village o. I have deleted everything from my system at work leaving nothing . I may just delete this account too if push comes to shove.

COB - Close of Business

Hmm.. Stalking101
Does he know your NL moniker?
I don't really know the level of his stalking but you've got to make him know his actions don't bring you happiness. I guess, he'll deal with it if you make it known to him.

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karleone:


COB - Close of Business

Hmm.. Stalking101
Does he know your NL moniker?
I don't really know the level of his stalking but you've got to make him know his actions don't bring you happiness. I guess, he'll deal with it if you make it known to him.

Karl it's not like that.
The genesis of this matter is the reason for this brewing blackmail. Perhaps I should tell you.

Uhm... the thing started when I was seeing a movie after work titled 'Notebook' or something like that. Very good movie but somehow there was a part where I was watching that I should have skipped you know, I didn't and my colleague bumped in on me watching that part .

After that day, he began the police work that led to my moniker revelation. Next thing he dared me when a beautiful lady came to the office, i walked up to her and told her my colleague knows her and will like to say hi . I took the babe to him and he lost balance. Since then, the two of us have been on each other's throat. The solution now is to catch him doing something bad and nail him with it!

amicable09:

Karl it's not like that.
The genesis of this matter is the reason for this brewing blackmail. Perhaps I should tell you.

Uhm... the thing started when I was seeing a movie after work titled 'Notebook' or something like that. Very good movie but somehow there was a part where I was watching that I should have skipped you know, I didn't and my colleague bumped in on me watching that part .

After that day, he began the police work that led to my moniker revelation. Next thing he dared me when a beautiful lady came to the office, i walked up to her and told her my colleague knows her and will like to say hi . I took the babe to him and he lost balance. Since then, the two of us have been on each other's throat. The solution now is to catch him doing something bad and nail him with it!

Hmmm... The battle is real. Take it easy o. There's no gain wanting to see him do something bad. Just be yourself. Let your views in related discussions cause him to see the other side of you which he might have had a bad notion of.
Don't even know what to say sef

karleone:


Hmmm... The battle is real. Take it easy o. There's no gain wanting to see him do something bad. Just be yourself. Let your views in related discussions cause him to see the other side of you which he might have had a bad notion of.
Don't even know what to say sef

Lol. Yea, Karl the battle is real. He knows my moniker but is denying it. He claims to be a guest but I know he's a registered member.

I am suffering in his hands believe me . If you see how he shouts my moniker in the office, you'll think he registered me on NL by himself. I just have to win in this game and that's by two things; knowing his moniker and putting him in a tight corner.

amicable09:

Lol. Yea, Karl the battle is real. He knows my moniker but is denying it. He claims to be a guest but I know he's a registered member.

I am suffering in his hands believe me . If you see how he shouts my moniker in the office, you'll think he registered me on NL by himself. I just have to win in this game and that's by two things; knowing his moniker and putting him in a tight corner.

Ehyah! I feel for you o.. That's what too much NL busybody causes - Nlders always struggling to know someone's moniker once they notice him/her online. Just do your math well. If it becomes too difficult, call on Lastmumu to assist you.

amicable09:


I don dey hear double double

LOL. Pele dear.

karleone:


Ehyah! I feel for you o.. That's what too much NL busybody causes - Nlders always struggling to know someone's moniker once they notice him/her online. Just do your math well. If it becomes too difficult, call on Lastmumu to assist you.

I'll do just that. Over curiosity they say, killed the cat. When a nairalander see another person on NL, instantaneously, the curious part of them lights up and they want to catch a glimpse of the moniker.

I'll call on lastmumu to help me out on this matter.

amicable09

amy jus calm down oo biko.on the flip side the guy might just be teasing you and not necessarily dissing you.with time he will relax. even if you keep tracking his online activities you might still not find out his nairaland monicker.am sure the guy meant no harm

Udochee:
amy jus calm down oo biko.on the flip side the guy might just be teasing you and not necessarily dissing you.with time he will relax. even if you keep tracking his online activities you might still not find out his nairaland monicker.am sure the guy meant no harm

You may be right Udo, it's just that these days it's as if the two of us are fighting over something. He tip toes to my desk, you can imagine, just to catch me doing wrong and teasing me. I cannot breathe well again and he seems to have his own things well covered and I'm unable to catch him in a controversial way.

I'll have to be a crook too. Cunny man die, cunny man bury am . I am ready for him

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Stop spamming the section!!

Amicable09, it's so easy to catch a stalker. If he truly knows you moniker, then same method (Setting a trap) isn't far fetched from knowing his too, assuming he isn't a guest. The other method is lethal and meant for non-earthians So I wouldn't recommend that in this occasion

Ferdyboss:
Amicable09, it's so easy to catch a stalker. If he truly knows you moniker, then same method (Setting a trap) isn't far fetched from knowing his too, assuming he isn't a guest. The other method is lethal and meant for non-earthians So I wouldn't recommend that in this occasion

Ferdy abeg teach me how to. I need to catch this guy too and know his moniker. I am tormented literally by this colleague , the way he harasses me ehn, no be here. You need to see us fighting over my mouse, I don tire.

How do I catch him red handed doing something wrong or online trolling. Just how? The more lethal the method, the sweeter . This stalking is terrible.

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amicable09:

Ferdy abeg teach me how to. I need to catch this guy too and know his moniker. I am tormented literally by this colleague , the way he harasses me ehn, no be here. You need to see us fighting over my mouse, I don tire.

How do I catch him red handed doing something wrong or online trolling. Just how? The more lethal the method, the sweeter . This stalking is terrible.

As if you can pay for my services

My peeps in the house, abeg o. I am seriously searching for job. I'm in Abuja and need any legal job. Please help a sis!

Ok

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