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Re: Life Golden Rules.. by Nobody: 2:03pm On Aug 25, 2016
mrban9:








lol.....


your mates are making it in life and u are busy worshipping the ass of female nlanders dat u will neva see in this ur entire miserable life.

old man beta get a life b4 its too late, check were ur agemates are and ask urself questions... oga juuo onwegi ajuju.


now go meet ur devastated folks...wasted niggi

cheesy my belle so after all the mouth thats all you have abeg try again, this one no reach, make i check wetin your fellow chicken carry come
Re: Life Golden Rules.. by alobright17(m): 2:05pm On Aug 25, 2016
DESNAT:
hmm...am sure that if a qualified doctor had done your delivery, he would have told your mother that a large amount of your brain resides in your diick hole..that would have stopped you from typing foolishly,like you just did..now that you have exhausted the little brain in your skull,oya run naked to donpoker9,so that he can help you remove the remaining abnormal brain in your diick hole...fooooooooool
Bruh so you expect that empty brain to read and understand all this? You just wasted your precious time on nobody..he will start avoiding you from now watch out.
Re: Life Golden Rules.. by Nobody: 2:05pm On Aug 25, 2016
alobright17:


You need to borrow brain not laugh

Donpoker9 Help him out he need where to borrow brain
you no get line you dey direct me go meet another chicken cheesy
Re: Life Golden Rules.. by mrban9(m): 2:06pm On Aug 25, 2016
NairalandEFCC1:


cheesy my belle so after all the mouth thats all you have abeg try again, this one no reach, make i check wetin your fellow chicken carry come




cheesy cheesy cheesy now i knw beta, u are not worth it

empty vessel, i tot u were at least wiser than your old dad, but i was wrong...fvck!!

like i typed earlier u are an empty vessel as in u are so empty
goanddiepls
Re: Life Golden Rules.. by Nobody: 2:07pm On Aug 25, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:
Girl360 peeping cheesy

Where is that asuo27 angry... She don run? undecided
How i go run, have got things to take care of. cheesy
Re: Life Golden Rules.. by mrban9(m): 2:07pm On Aug 25, 2016
NairalandEFCC1:

you no get line you dey direct me go meet another chicken cheesy



tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Life Golden Rules.. by Nobody: 2:08pm On Aug 25, 2016
DESNAT:
hmm...am sure that if a qualified doctor had done your delivery, he would have told your mother that a large amount of your brain resides in your diick hole..that would have stopped you from typing foolishly,like you just did..now that you have exhausted the little brain in your skull,oya run naked to donpoker9,so that he can help you remove the remaining abnormal brain in your diick hole...fooooooooool
abeg borrow me your face, cant find my toilet seat, all of una dey dull abeg, yeye old lines, even if you no inherit sense, you fit acquire am na angry
Re: Life Golden Rules.. by alobright17(m): 2:09pm On Aug 25, 2016
NairalandEFCC1:

you no get line you dey direct me go meet another chicken cheesy

Since you ran go change moniker,Na there I no say u be coward.
Re: Life Golden Rules.. by Nobody: 2:09pm On Aug 25, 2016
mrban9:





cheesy cheesy cheesy now i knw beta, u are not worth it

empty vessel, i tot u were at least wiser than your old dad, but i was wrong...fvck!!

like i typed earlier u are an empty vessel as in u are so empty
goanddiepls
make i hear word, you get sense na why you dey here by this time dey assist your wor wor fellows, you wasted soul
Re: Life Golden Rules.. by mrban9(m): 2:10pm On Aug 25, 2016
NairalandEFCC1:

abeg borrow me your face, cant find my toilet seat, all of una dey dull abeg, yeye old lines, even if you no inherit sense, you fit acquire am na angry


nairaland efcc i hail ur stupidity oooh, odikwaegwu ooh..uwa nkea self grin grin grin cheesy cheesy

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Re: Life Golden Rules.. by mrban9(m): 2:11pm On Aug 25, 2016
NairalandEFCC1:

make i hear word, you get sense na why you dey here by this time dey assist your wor wor fellows, you wasted soul





tell dat to ur strange man at home..

bornbastard!!!!
Re: Life Golden Rules.. by Nobody: 2:12pm On Aug 25, 2016
mrban9:



nairaland efcc i hail ur stupidity oooh, odikwaegwu ooh..uwa nkea self grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
you no get retired lines again, people dey make dope money you dey here dey form battle of the brothers, na why that babe leave you
Re: Life Golden Rules.. by Fela40: 2:12pm On Aug 25, 2016
NairalandEFCC1:


cheesy my belle so after all the mouth thats all you have abeg try again, this one no reach, make i check wetin your fellow chicken carry come


Now you are beginning to sound like the popular lunatic that roams around Mokola area. Do yourself a favour, go to your mama and ask about your placenta, I hope she tells you the whole truth about how a Mad dog dug it out of the ground and made away with it which explains your incoherence. It has always been known that lunacy is inevitable for you, all we can do now is inform your people that the long expected has now happened.

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Re: Life Golden Rules.. by alobright17(m): 2:12pm On Aug 25, 2016
NairalandEFCC1:

change wetin, na wa your brain don dey skip again, your problem be say small pikin dey do you, how london today cheesy cheesy

How yabaleft today?
Re: Life Golden Rules.. by Nobody: 2:13pm On Aug 25, 2016
mrban9:






tell dat to ur strange man at home..

bornbastard!!!!
done dey pain am cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy strange man dey with your wor wor sister she needs money to feed una
Re: Life Golden Rules.. by Nobody: 2:14pm On Aug 25, 2016
hahahahah the fight never end



that other thread still dey happen grin
Re: Life Golden Rules.. by mrban9(m): 2:15pm On Aug 25, 2016
NairalandEFCC1:

you no get retired lines again, people dey make dope money you dey here dey form battle of the brothers, na why that babe leave you






assslicker hw i wish u knw me..well its a pity, dis opportunity u hv nw comes once in a life time, i will advice u use it well

u are d kind of fugly bst without self esteem who go abt begging for sex

oloshi
Re: Life Golden Rules.. by mrban9(m): 2:17pm On Aug 25, 2016
NairalandEFCC1:

done dey pain am cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy strange man dey with your wor wor sister she needs money to feed una




done d do wetin??

enyia calm down and type pls, i will feed u well
Re: Life Golden Rules.. by Nobody: 2:17pm On Aug 25, 2016
Fela40:



Now you are beginning to sound like the popular lunatic that roams around Mokola area. Do yourself a favour, go to your mama and ask about your placenta, I hope she tells you the whole truth about how a Mad dog dug it out of the ground and made away with it which explains your incoherence. It has always been known that lunacy is inevitable for you, all we can do now is inform your people that the long expected has now happened.
you are a monkey, i only roll with tigers yukk lines, you no just dey try at all, took you 3mins to come up with that nonsense, abeg shift go where mad people dey, you are a retired soul, walking waste and i always dey leave my trash for lawma
Re: Life Golden Rules.. by Nobody: 2:19pm On Aug 25, 2016
alobright17:
Bruh so you expect that empty brain to read and understand all this? You just wasted your precious time on nobody..he will start avoiding you from now watch out.
I never expected the animal to comprehend it...I just typed it so that,in case his grand children can comprehend,on his 90th birthday they will read it and explain to him.(that is if his illiteracy doesn't kill him @ 30)

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Re: Life Golden Rules.. by Nobody: 2:19pm On Aug 25, 2016
mrban9:







assslicker hw i wish u knw me..well its a pity, dis opportunity u hv nw comes once in a life time, i will advice u use it well

u are d kind of fugly bst without self esteem who go abt begging for sex

oloshi
your sister just shouted she came with your future make i see if your brain go grab that line cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Life Golden Rules.. by mrban9(m): 2:20pm On Aug 25, 2016
NairalandEFCC1:

you are a monkey, i only roll with tigers yukk lines, you no just dey try at all, took you 3mins to come up with that nonsense, abeg shift go where mad people dey, you are a retired soul, walking waste and i always dey leave my trash for lawma










cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy grin grin


there is a kind of joy ur foolishness gives me, biko kwontinu grin
dnt disappoint
Re: Life Golden Rules.. by Fela40: 2:21pm On Aug 25, 2016
NairalandEFCC1

NAIRALAND MAD MAN this is just a warning bell for you, if only your madness had not overgrown your height you would have been able to figure out who I am. If you cross my path I will End your miserable and already tainted Online personality... Watch your back because I could make even your shadow turn against you.

BE WARNED.




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Re: Life Golden Rules.. by mizzbouqui(f): 2:22pm On Aug 25, 2016
They don finsh this guy ooo grin

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Re: Life Golden Rules.. by Nobody: 2:23pm On Aug 25, 2016
Signing out cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy bloody chickens pVssy ass fellows, i started a fight with my enemy only una put mouth, i never finish one tye and i done remove una brain arrange am again, people dey gang up make money, una dey gang up fight fine boy cheesy make una no stop, i dey come make i make money, while una dey here dey waste una life, don't stop keep typing, smelling fellows, mass burial for all of una future waste spits
Re: Life Golden Rules.. by mrban9(m): 2:23pm On Aug 25, 2016
NairalandEFCC1:

your sister just shouted she came with your future make i see if your brain go grab that line cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy





Lol

wack as usual!!


efcc let me advice u













go home, sit down and ask yourself some questions pertaining ur sanity( i mean it no pun intended)


my2kobo





ekwensu!!

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Re: Life Golden Rules.. by Nobody: 2:24pm On Aug 25, 2016
Fela40:
NairalandEFCC1

NAIRALAND MAD MAN this is just a warning bell for you, if only your madness had not overgrown your height you would have been able to figure out who I am. If you cross my path I will End your miserable and already tainted Online personality... Watch your back because I could make even your shadow turn against you.

BE WARNED.




why you dey fear to mention me? abeg i done use una smoke finish back to work
Re: Life Golden Rules.. by Engrobiorah(m): 2:24pm On Aug 25, 2016
Leaders of tomorrow
angry
Re: Life Golden Rules.. by mrban9(m): 2:25pm On Aug 25, 2016
NairalandEFCC1:
Signing out cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy bloody chickens pVssy ass fellows, i started a fight with my enemy only una put mouth, i never finish one tye and i done remove una brain arrange am again, people dey gang up make money, una dey gang up fight fine boy cheesy make una no stop, i dey come make i make money, while una dey here dey waste una life, don't stop keep typing, smelling fellows, mass burial for all of una future waste spits






assslicker u d run?

remember opportinity comes once, i want to indulge u today

fugly human being
Re: Life Golden Rules.. by Nobody: 2:25pm On Aug 25, 2016
Maxiii:
i hope you are happy I avoided you today? now just go and shove your head up your ass where it belong, I bet devil could smell your breath from hell fire


now you're cordially invited to go Bleep yourself, stop yapping Cause I'm your God.


now crawl back to the grave yard you came from, you stinks
You're not making sense.
Re: Life Golden Rules.. by mrban9(m): 2:29pm On Aug 25, 2016
were d efcc maga

hw market grin grin grin grin

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