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Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by lawrenzoak(m): 12:30pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
See The New Names Of Buhari And Osibanjo In Kano. Nigerians are indeed very funny people. Especially my Kano people. On Sunday night, I was sitting with a guy who sell tea near my house before call for prayers. An elderly man came and said, "bani hadin Buhari - Give me Buhari's mixture" and without saying anything, the guy gave him tea and small bread and collected 50 Naira and gave 10 Naira change. Nothing more said. I was baffled so I asked what that meant and the tea guy said hadin Buhari mean tea without milk plus small bread. Again this morning, a friend came to visit me. I saw him off to his car and on my way back, I remembered I needed battery for my wireless mouse and stopped by a guy running a small kiosk nearby to get one. Just while I was walking away, a guy I met there said, "bani Buhari de Osinbajo - give me Buhari and Osinbajo". I immediately paused to see what he meant and again, without uttering a word, he gave him garri and groundnut. I returned back to ask again what that meant and he said Garri is Buhari, Osinbajo is groundnut while Bukola is sugar. Kano will always make a comedy out of every circumstance. So, this afternoon, I feel like having Buhari, Osinbajo and Bukola. Angst as Nigerians feel pains of increasing hard times http://m.guardian.ng/news/angst-as-nigerians-feel-pains-of-increasing-hard-times/ 24 Likes 8 Shares
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Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by nnachukz(m): 12:41pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
The suffering never enter their body well. Shebi they gave him 2million votes. Their suffering will be in 2million multiplier. 215 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by KELVINXY: 12:47pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
Revolution lurking. 35 Likes |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by betterABIAstate: 1:48pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
OK, I think they should be arrested for calling buhari and osinbajo garri and groundnut respectively. No be only the person wey call dog buhari go suffer. 145 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by mykemiley(f): 1:52pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
betterABIAstate: 9 Likes |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by abokibuhari: 1:53pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
I told them but they gave their votes to pmb and osibanjo, let there be suffering and there was suffering 39 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by Nobody: 1:53pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
Useless government 39 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by abokibuhari: 1:55pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
Keneking: 26 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by babyfaceafrica: 2:08pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
Lienus |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by Nobody: 4:04pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
KELVINXY:who wan revolt? 3 Likes |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by fineboynl(m): 4:10pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
the best laugh I had this week. lalasticlala seun. 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by otukpo(f): 4:41pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
This story is funny. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by achi4u(m): 4:54pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
It's seems the Northerners are feeling the heat much more than the south.
We in SE are busy adding more money in all the goods in our stock. 88 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by freegaza(m): 5:04pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
http://www.bbc.com/hausa/labarai/2016/08/160826_nigeria_buhariyya Meaning Nigerians have nicknamed food Buhari |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by arabbunkum: 7:16pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
People are really suffering. 6 Likes |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by able20(m): 7:27pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
nnachukz:No naa, all the zombies in the north have realized their mistakes for voting a confused Buubu. We pray for some SW Zombies to also see the scam apc brought to Nigeria. 45 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by Amanwulu1(m): 8:09pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
How many ppl will buhari arrest now. Dat baba is allergic to name calling and is a wicked saddist. Frm his face u'll see. 11 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by Amanwulu1(m): 8:13pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
Just thank God me and my children will not drink buhari mixture. For what now? wen I didn't vote bihara. 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by aljharem(m): 8:16pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
able20: These are the most annoying set of people I have ever encountered in my life. We in the SW have realised but the online time paid by Tinubu are playing the ostrich. Suffering and smiling. I pray their family and generation suffer hardly with pain and bitterness and the average Nigerian is suffering 30 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by Taich(m): 8:37pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
nnachukz:Guy Chill. These are ur country men. They just made a mistake. Please give them a break. The situation is rough already and shouldn't reach x2m. 2 Likes |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by LeoAde: 9:17pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
nnachukz: So Will their suffering bring blessing to you, That's why an Igbo can't be President, Illusive biafrans and their careless thinking 7 Likes |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by veekid(m): 9:50am On Sep 01, 2016 |
We don enter am already; if you like name your rice..... dangote, that won't change the fact that Nigeria is in recession 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by MadCow1: 9:52am On Sep 01, 2016 |
I heard they call 'Bitter Kola' Fayose.. 6 Likes |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by EniHolar(f): 9:53am On Sep 01, 2016 |
Who is kuli-kuli? 4 Likes |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by joezy23(m): 9:53am On Sep 01, 2016 |
I don laf tire for here 1 Like |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by metalDETECTED(m): 9:53am On Sep 01, 2016 |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by drizslim(m): 9:53am On Sep 01, 2016 |
You people should please put some RESPEK on our President's name 1 Like |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by IVORY2009(m): 9:53am On Sep 01, 2016 |
I dey laugh oooooo On a more serious note, if some form of drastic intervention is not taken by this govt, I am afraid, the rate of crime would increase!! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by legendte(m): 9:55am On Sep 01, 2016 |
Change!!!!!! 1 Like |
Re: Buhari Called "Garri" In Kano, Osinbajo "Groundnut" & Saraki "Sugar" - Guardian by Nickymezor(f): 9:56am On Sep 01, 2016 |
We Nigerians can be funny no b small... ....Wat wont smone hear....Hapi new month guys 1 Like 1 Share |
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