Ranchhoddas:
Yeah we know. But she failed at it this time. Jokes are supposed to make a bit of sense. This makes zero sense. You are the dumbass. Sorry.

shumuel:


Fear not, i was only joking, it was a line from a song.

Hey! You look like my ex-girlfriend, whats your real name, if i may ask ?

Naijasinglegirl:
Gone are the days when the term ‘gay’ was used to connote happiness. Nowadays, only one definition comes to our mind when the word gay is mentioned.
Statistics say 1 in every 10 men are gay. What if I told you that male gossip partner of yours in the office is gay? That your ever smiling neighbour is gay. That banker you are crushing on is gay. Your fiance of 9 years is gay?

In fact, any guy guilty of 5 of these signs is definitely gay.

1 He owns an umbrella
2 He showers with hot water
3 He covers with a duvet when sleeping alone
4 His bathing soap cost more than N150
5 He wears a pouch on his phone.
6 He applies vaseline/lip gloss on lips during harmattan
7 He applies white powder on his armpits
8 He changes his BBM dp more than thrice a month.
9 He owns a selfie stick
10 He drinks fanta
11 He wears pants rather than boxers
12 He uses a photo/selfie of him as his phone or laptop wallpaper
13 He sips drinks with straw
14 He chews a gum for more than 10 minutes
15 He uses snapchat filters
16 He runs when crossing the road
17 He applies body cream
18 He wears a nose ring
19 He places one leg on a stool/bed when applying body cream
20 He takes a selfie with another guy
21 He has Camera360 app on his phone
22 He ties sponge on his waist after bathing


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/23-hidden-signs-gay-nigerian-man/

NairalandEFCC1:
abeg we fit meet, i need to beat you for this rubbish

Berbierklaus:
Going by this list then 90% of Nigerian men are gay

soberkid:
22) He uses "hi" to start a conversation with his fellow guy

23) He is always reluctant to get naked in front of guys

24) His room is "always" well arranged with everything in the right place.

25) He gets all touchy touchy' with his fellow guys, consciously and unconsciously

26) He watches 'telemundo' and is addicted to soap operas

27) He never talks about his adventures with 'women' even with his closest guys.......

28) Listens to weird music

29) "Excessively' well groomed

30) Does pedicure and manicure a bit too regularly ................

jojosweet:
that line is soo gay!!!

Nicolax:
The only one I agree with is if a guy watches telemundo. Only gays do that

ikemesit4477:
including your brothers

I have a brother,no,he is not gay



But you must have sold your sense of humour for #10 groundnut

shumuel:


it seems you don't know the song.

Okay, why don't we meet then, so you help un-gay me

I Would Love that

jojosweet:
yes you would looooooove that

advanceDNA:
Haaaaa

Topmostt:

I strongly disagree with you. My sisters made me develop an interest in some of the movies because they will always seize the television in the evenings. Right now I enjoy watching some of those movies. I am not gay.

sagitariusbaby:


I'm straight I do most of the things u listed, you must be a lesbian

Nicolax:
The only one I agree with is if a guy watches telemundo. Only gays do that

shumuel:


Sorry sister, am guilty of 7(1-5, 10,12) on your list and am not Gay

Fabulocity:
Na buhari cause am. How can someone wey never chop come dey shine teeth for joke?
She was being very sarcastic. These days, almost everything is considered to be "gay", in case you've not noticed.
If two guys hug, they're gay.
If a guy cries, he's gay.
If he wears pink, he's gay.
If he wears loafers, he's fabulously gay.
If he wears sweaters, he's gay.
If he's fashionable, he's gay.
If he wears deodorant, he's gay.
If he likes Beyonce or lady Gaga, he's gay.
If he doesn't drink beer, he's gay.
If he drinks margaritas, he's gay.
If he has a pet cat, he's gay.
If he doesn't like or play soccer, he's fuçking gay.
People tend to associate a lot of things, including mundane things to being gay which doesn't make any sense. So, op is showing us just how stùpid it is to tag doing certain things as being gay. Hope you understand.

2dugged:
hehehehe, op, you know nothing, I know of a gay married man,he is a lawyer, infact we knew he was gay before he got married, the only person who doesn't know Is his wife, the only way to know a gay man is,they always marry late, mostly above 40s and younger guys seem to be fond of him

muganbo1:
. I don't agree with u, definitely most igbo boys that marry late r gay! Wen u see gay u will knw by der doing always lyk irrelevant gist.

NairalandEFCC1:
thats number 16 you wan make person die