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Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by oyindare(m): 2:09pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
BETWEEN YOUR WIFE AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND ... Your Girlfriend is like a Mobile Phone, while your wife be like the TV. At home you watch TV, but when you go out, you take your Mobile Phone. Sometimes you enjoy your TV, but most of the time, you play with your Mobile Phone. TV is free for life but for the Mobile Phone, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated. TV is big, bulky and most of the time old! But the Mobile phone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable. You can have only one TV and be comfortable, but mobile phone can be packed like sardine one pocket and they will still be comfortable. We only change our TV only if spoilt(dead) but we like a newer and a finer mobile phone unless we don't see or hear about them. Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the Mobile phone it is often high and demanding. TV has a remote, Mobile phone doesn't. Most importantly, Mobile phone is a two-way communication. You talk and listen, but with the TV, you MUST only listen, whether you want to or not. Last but not least! They don't have viruses but Mobile phone often do. So let's love our TVs forget about the Mobile Phones...U need an happy home not a room in a guest house..
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Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by Nobody: 2:22pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
hmm fascinating |
Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by Nobody: 2:23pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
Hahahahahha.... I don't mind being a Mobile I don't wanna be a tv |
Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by Surfboard(m): 2:25pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
In that case, i'd love me a mobile TV. Thank you. |
Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by fairlyusedpant: 2:26pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
lilyqueen:hmmm captivating |
Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by fairlyusedpant: 2:28pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
TrapQueen77:instead of being a tv, you can be a television... Television is better than tv 1 Like |
Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by oyindare(m): 2:45pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
TrapQueen77:for real |
Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by oyindare(m): 2:46pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
TrapQueen77:for realso u want to b a chick
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Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by oyindare(m): 2:47pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
Surfboard:u b woman |
Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by Nobody: 2:48pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by firstking01(m): 2:52pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
Alluring |
Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by Surfboard(m): 2:53pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
oyindare: I want to believe that question is rhetorical. |
Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by oyindare(m): 2:57pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
Surfboard:don't use big English for in me in this time of change Oooo..I never eat today |
Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by Surfboard(m): 2:59pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
oyindare: |
Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by oyindare(m): 2:59pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
TrapQueen77:ok now make...U look like one sev on ur profile...cute face big nose |
Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by oyindare(m): 3:02pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
Surfboard:u wan dey laugh u don eat today?
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Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by oyindare(m): 3:03pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
firstking01:sorry..mi think u need to change ur brain box.. |
Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by firstking01(m): 3:09pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
oyindare:Why not help me |
Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by oyindare(m): 3:13pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
firstking01:u need to pay for the brain box frist. |
Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by BoboFashion(m): 3:20pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
Wife will always be better than gf. |
Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by Surfboard(m): 3:24pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
oyindare: I should laugh, that way my corpse would look better. |
Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by oyindare(m): 5:40pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
Surfboard:nice one |
Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by Lovelynature(m): 6:37pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
TrapQueen77:And now that Mike is planning to propose to you, should we advise him against that? Strange that you prefer to remain the mobile phone you have been years now. Ok kwantinue |
Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by kay9(m): 6:54pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
oyindare: Dunno about the rest, but this part... this part is true. |
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