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Types Of Slaps by Nobody: 5:32am On Sep 01, 2016 |
TYPES OF SLAP There are 6 major types of slaps, they are: 1)TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians. 2)RESOUNDING SLAP: This is when after you're hit, u keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii, and voices on your head singing jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way. 3) FORMATTING SLAP: This is the type that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find yourself asking questions like " what did I do?" " who slap me? This type is very common, it is a slap from guys who are stronger than you. 4) EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. E.g.. Bros, sheebi you been dey watch? I been no do anything o, I just dey pass na. This is a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion for a long time 5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind, all you do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. This slap is from elder brothers. 6)RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this slap u start asking questions that don't need reply " Mark you slap me?...."like seriously, did you just slapped me?".... There is no doubt that in our live experiences we have received one or more of these slaps, lol! Greetings! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Types Of Slaps by Dullahi(m): 5:55am On Sep 01, 2016 |
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Re: Types Of Slaps by Nobody: 9:23am On Sep 01, 2016 |
Dullahi: Brother, you don receive any of these slaps before? |
Re: Types Of Slaps by Dullahi(m): 10:03am On Sep 01, 2016 |
Re: Types Of Slaps by Nobody: 10:06am On Sep 01, 2016 |
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Re: Types Of Slaps by Dullahi(m): 10:38am On Sep 01, 2016 |
I have.. But mine was more of 'bulala'. Slaps were considered weak because we could keep blocking 1 Like |
Re: Types Of Slaps by Nobody: 10:47am On Sep 01, 2016 |
^^ Remembered how I used to hide mums' bulala especially when it had multiple 'tails'. Became an expert at untwisting and hiding bulala ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Also received formatting slaps sha 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Types Of Slaps by Jay542(m): 11:03am On Sep 01, 2016 |
Contact17:They'd use my school money the next day to buy another Bulala ![]() Received Resounding slap sha. Always very epic ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Types Of Slaps by Dullahi(m): 11:34am On Sep 01, 2016 |
Contact17: Guilty of that as well ![]() |
Re: Types Of Slaps by Nobody: 11:37am On Sep 01, 2016 |
Dullahi: You mean this? 1 Like
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Re: Types Of Slaps by Nobody: 11:40am On Sep 01, 2016 |
lalasticlala which slap have you received out of these 6? |
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