southniyikaye:
My wife gave birth on 2nd of this month which is last week Friday around 4:02am. Please am pleading with all nairalanders to help me out on this.
Firstly I wish it will never result to this because of all the daily fraudulent activities people perpetrate on here but I will plead with all nairalanders reading this,this is no scam as I will be sincere to answer any question from you guys.
I WANT YOU GUYS TO PLEASE HELP ME IN GIVING MY SON A BEFITTING NAMING CEREMONY AND IF YOU LIVE IN AKURE YOU ARE INVITED.
For almost a month now,things stood still financially. To eat self na problem but I thank God she gave birth finally.
No amount is too small as I will appreciate anything given please and please help a fellow NAIRALANDER.
Just Incase,I have another account here named PERFECTTOUCH.
Cc seun
Cc lalasticlala
Cc smellymouth my guy
Cc beremx
1st pics is our intro pics
2nd is the pics of the new baby
Pls help a NAIRALANDER pls guys. Cc seun na beg I dey beg oga mi

Berbierklaus:
Take this to family section,if you want reasonable answers and help


All the kids here do is insult their ancestors

FvckShiT:

generalbush:
how will you give birth and come ask us for money??

You fvcking scammer...

Don't let me start with you....

nma24:
There's no picture.... But why have a kid when you are not financially stable? I seriously don't understand

generalbush:
how will you give birth and come ask us for money??

You fvcking scammer...

Don't let me start with you....

smithsydny:
op i know this guy ooo. Him mouth no good. No gree mK him remember u ooo..

chigoizie7:
I am not understanding this.

U want us to assist u financially just for "naming ceremony"?

There is nothing I will not hear oh.





Please I want u guys to assist me financially, I want to buy a car.




My friend, naming ceremony is a luxury and not a necessity.

southniyikaye:
how do I even answer this? It you read what I wrote earlier,I said I don't want it to come to this. I have jobs I do, I have a photography biz,and a biz centre but all of a sudden, everything stood still. I too have once contributed for people anonymously on this forum without publicizing it. But I don't pray any body get broke or have problem in his or her biz thanks. Social media is the last place I will want to place my problem but Friday is so near and no money is forthcoming from any angle and since this is my first child,I want to try my best for him. Thanks

Berbierklaus:
Take this to family section,if you want reasonable answers and help


All the kids here do is insult their ancestors

southniyikaye:
lolzzzz I don't even know how am gonna laugh to this but you are right though. But come to think of it this way,ur own sarcasm,my own stubbornness,smellymouth memes,omenka write up,classcaptain comic relief threads,fairlyusedpant funny thread and so on,those are what makes this forum interesting since it is a faceless forum. Yabbing is allowed in as much as we don't take it offline. Everything starts here and end here. But true true ,I get bad mouth o. Lolzzzz

Aderola15:
And you can't give the baby names without a party abi?

smithsydny:
lol. Neva knew i was been observed. Thats the fun of nairaland. This is my home. That op no no say i neva chop 4 two days. Nah mumu man

eyinjuege:


You need to get your priorities right.

Just get your pastors or imams to come early in the morning to name the child, and that's it. You can buy biscuits and soft drinks to go with it.
You never ever ever should live beyond your means.

Forget what anyone will say, and cut your coat according to your cloth.
Who are you trying to impress by having a ceremony you can't afford? Nobody will remember after a month, so forget it.

Having the most expensive ceremony or none at all does not determine the future of your child.

southniyikaye:
na me be the op naw so I gree say I mumu. Anybody wey fit bring him family matter come social media, na d right name dem dey give dem be that,MUMU

IamLEGEND1:
El-clueless.

na play o!
bt where pishure na?

southniyikaye:
thanks I don't know which section to post it initially. When you wash your dirty linen in the public,then you should be ready to entertain insults so it's allowed. What some people don't understand is, at a time,u can't imagine the hardship your fellow man is going thru. I worked for people but wasn't paid.even my biz centre packed up when I couldn't run it anymore. Am a strong person. I can decide to give the boy a Parlour naming, but that is not what I have in mind for my first child if you understand what I mean

southniyikaye:
i put pictures before but na sharp sharp I remove am to avoid stories that touch later but make I show u d cute bobo sha

Take that innocent baby's picture from the internet,


What kind of father are you

southniyikaye:
how do I even answer this? It you read what I wrote earlier,I said I don't want it to come to this. I have jobs I do, I have a photography biz,and a biz centre but all of a sudden, everything stood still. I too have once contributed for people anonymously on this forum without publicizing it. But I don't pray any body get broke or have problem in his or her biz thanks. Social media is the last place I will want to place my problem but Friday is so near and no money is forthcoming from any angle and since this is my first child,I want to try my best for him. Thanks