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5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex by holluphemydavid(m): 11:28pm On Sep 05, 2016
Below are just 5 funny and desperate lines Nigerian men use in begging for s ‘ex, you can add more to it based on your experience. Lol 1. Let Me Just Put The Tip 2. Let Me Go In Once And Pull Out 3. Let Me Just Rub it/Let me just rub my Joystick On It 4. Let Me Put It In I Won’t Move 5. Let Me Just Kiss And Hold You I Promise, Nothing Guys you’re free to expose yourselves, add Yours and tell where you fall in… Ladies, Oya expose your man Lol… Konji na Bast@rd
Re: 5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex by UndisputedBosom(m): 11:42pm On Sep 05, 2016
Readin
Re: 5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex by Vinshu(f): 11:43pm On Sep 05, 2016
Only nigeria bantu men

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Re: 5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex by Flexherbal(m): 11:48pm On Sep 05, 2016
Eapecially when you have taken flex herbal and your blood dey hot. You wan impress madam.
Re: 5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex by holluphemydavid(m): 11:54pm On Sep 05, 2016
Vinshu:
Only nigeria bantu men
All men are said to be d same, irrespective of d continent
Re: 5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex by McBrooklyn(m): 12:25am On Sep 06, 2016
Only fûckboys will be begging a lady to knack a hole she didn't drill by herself angry

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Re: 5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex by PunterTim(m): 1:45am On Sep 06, 2016
Num 4 tho,hehe grin
Re: 5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex by ruggedtimi(m): 1:56am On Sep 06, 2016
I promised no sex...trust me wink
Re: 5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex by Nobody: 2:07am On Sep 06, 2016
undecided

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Re: 5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex by mrmrmister: 3:26am On Sep 06, 2016
undecided undecided
Op change that to BOYS
The word MAN is a very strong word, don't misuse it.
undecided

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Re: 5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex by Nobody: 7:11am On Sep 06, 2016
just 1min is all I need ,I just want it to cum, my stomach is aching already ...


wait wait wait wait hold on nah please undecided


I will be gentle I promise ,I 'll be done b4 u know it

my joystick can't come down except I go in ....let me just use it to rub the tips.......



undecided radarada

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Re: 5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex by timsonpreye(m): 7:17am On Sep 06, 2016
grin

Re: 5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex by Smellingmouth: 7:19am On Sep 06, 2016
"No 4. Let Me Put It In I Won’t Move.."

Chaii..Some guys are just evil..
grin cheesy

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Re: 5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex by Paseus(m): 8:03am On Sep 06, 2016
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed bad GEH
Re: 5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex by Vincent41(m): 8:18am On Sep 06, 2016
Smellingmouth:
"No 4. Let Me Put It In I Won’t Move.."

Chaii..Some guys are just evil..
grin cheesy


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
Re: 5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex by Tallesty1(m): 8:46am On Sep 06, 2016
No man begs for sex
Re: 5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex by vicben27(m): 11:43am On Sep 06, 2016
Sempumping:
just 1min is all I need ,I just want it to cum, my stomach is aching already ...


wait wait wait wait hold on nah please undecided


I will be gentle I promise ,I 'll be done b4 u know it

my joystick can't come down except I go in ....let me just use it to rub the tips.......



undecided radarada
ur right bae! Some of favourite lines wen shez formin am nt in d mood. A few kisses n she on. Ladies ar funy alwayz nt in d mood until dy ar find Der self in cloud nine in fantacy land
Re: 5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex by Nobody: 1:32pm On Sep 06, 2016
vicben27:
ur right bae! Some of favourite lines wen shez formin am nt in d mood. A few kisses n she on. Ladies ar funy alwayz nt in d mood until dy ar find Der self in cloud nine in fantacy land


But sometimes ,we are not in the mood

We don't need to be palavered all we need is some time

That begging makes me close leg tighter sef
Re: 5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex by LordZero(m): 2:16pm On Sep 06, 2016
The most hilarious I've seen was that of guy that used blue balls as an excuse to bed a girl like..

Dude said the pain is too much for him to bear and out of pity the girl opened her legs..





saw d story somewhere on NL.
Re: 5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex by holluphemydavid(m): 2:57pm On Sep 06, 2016
Sempumping:
just 1min is all I need ,I just want it to cum, my stomach is aching already ...


wait wait wait wait hold on nah please undecided


I will be gentle I promise ,I 'll be done b4 u know it

my joystick can't come down except I go in ....let me just use it to rub the tips.......



undecided radarada
I felt ur contributions, Dat will be ur personal experience if I guess rite lol
Re: 5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex by firstking01(m): 3:10pm On Sep 06, 2016
Vinshu:
Only nigeria bantu men
Where have you been womantongue
Re: 5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex by vicben27(m): 4:06pm On Sep 06, 2016
Sempumping:


But sometimes ,we are not in the mood

We don't need to be palavered all we need is some time

That begging makes me close leg tighter sef
people n ladies ar different dou my bae wants it ar times but wont say. Sure beggin makes a Man appear weak! A Man's got to Do, wat a Man's got to do
Re: 5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex by Vinshu(f): 9:04pm On Sep 06, 2016
firstking01:
Where have you been womantongue

Lol been busy
Re: 5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex by fairlyusedpant: 9:12pm On Sep 06, 2016
Vinshu:


Lol been busy
babe, your face looks familiar, are you viju centimeme cubaclos milk the daughter of engr alexocombo antimeme bonfuda who was born in madagascar, grew in russia, went to school in japan, married in saudi arabia and gave birth to you in ukraine
Re: 5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex by firstking01(m): 10:20pm On Sep 06, 2016
Vinshu:

Lol been busy
Abi?, your hussy?

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Re: 5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex by holluphemydavid(m): 10:45pm On Sep 06, 2016
fairlyusedpant:

babe, your face looks familiar, are you viju centimeme cubaclos milk the daughter of engr alexocombo antimeme bonfuda who was born in madagascar, grew in russia, went to school in japan, married in saudi arabia and gave birth to you in ukraine
Jamb questions, in semi's voice

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