y0rmee:



I need yhu to goan epp me slap buoda Buhari, abeg!

chumaster:
not all calls, you can ask the prospective madams in here for clarification

chalsixtus:



which kind slap you want make I give am ?

we have the following types of slap sir
mopol slap
babalawo slap
& ghost slap
with side attractions like ,partial or full blindness ,counting stars immediately after the slap and our special deafening effect


the bill is just 500k and two virgin crocodiles smiling

y0rmee:


Mightyleks is finished!! Complete

chumaster:

Go and tell Buhari to increase allowee to 200k with immediate alacrity.

Tell am say as em finish increase price of everything including toothpick, make em kuku look towards where dem hang allowee for wall and increase am to align with others Thank you!

y0rmee:



Yeeepa! Chumaster, coman attend to ya slapishly-esperienced brother!

mightyleks:


Mightyleks is finished!! Complete lipsrsealed

y0rmee:

Na 365 calls me sabi oh! Else, no salary fa!

chalsixtus:



the man no dey hear well and I no sabi sign language ni

Bestie0309:
Hello everyone. Am new here.

chumaster:
na me send am to that errand

beejay722:
saw dis online guys...2016 BATCH B MOBILIZATION TIME TABLE.
COLLATION OF PROSPECTIVE CORPS MEMBERS (PCMS) DATA BY CORPS PRODUCING INSTITUTION (CPIS)
12th-30th September 2016
SUBMISSION/UPLOAD OF SENATE APPROVED RESULTS BY CPIS
3rd-8th October 2016
UPLOADING OF CORRECTED LIST BY CPIS
8th-14th October 2016
ONLINE REGISTRATION OF FOREIGN AND LOCALLY TRAINED NIGERIAN GRADUATES.
17th October- 12th November 2016
ENTERTAINMENT OF COMPLAINTS FROM PCMS BY STATE DEPLOYMENT & RELOCATION OFFICERS AND NYSC HELP LINES.
17th October- 12th November 2016.
FORWARDING OF COMPLAINTS TO MOBILIZATION DEPARTMENT BY STATE DEPLOYMENT AND RELOCATION OFFICERS
17th October- 12th November 2016
DEPLOYMENT AND PRINTING OF CALL UP LETTERS BY ICT DEPARTMENT.
14th- 19th November 2016
NOTIFICATION/ ONLINE PRINTING OF CALL UP LETTERS/ DELIVERY OF CALL UP LETTERS TO INSTITUTIONS.
21st- 25th November 2016.
ONLINE PRINTING OF DEPLOYMENT DISPOSITION BY CPIS.
21st - 25th November 2016

chumaster:

Bestie0309:
Hello everyone. Am new here.

y0rmee:



Pose well for the photo na! Yhu no go fine for this international visa passport oo

PHEMIEY:


wait, is yormee a fotografer?
lemme goan check

skoloppy31:
Whey dem ma niggas and fellas..dem.Just tell me say list dn dey school...Na so i wake up see say ma dream

yinkhar:
hi, have been folowing for a while nw
I'm Olayinka, uniosun, microbiology....will be going for Lagos, Abuja and Cross rivers

y0rmee:



Return to that dream oh! Make sure u snap that list and bwing it back here!

Oya, alele!!!!

y0rmee:



Hi!

I am single and sarshing

I am ready for marriage sef

*brings out wooden ring*
See this ring ehn, every lady i propsed to on GL refused it. I'm sure iz coz of you they've been rejecting it.

*prostrates flat*

Baby, wee yhu be ma bwide??

Bestie0309:



No problem. But I will accept that ring on 5 conditions.
1) I will be the one to make the rules
2) You will forget your NYSC this year to Stay with me cos I can't imagine myself in long distance relationship.
3) DM me your account and BVN to keep it safe from girls of Sodom and Gomorrah

Bestie0309:



No problem. But I will accept that ring on 3 conditions.
1) I will be the one to make the rules
2) You will forget your NYSC this year to Stay with me cos I can't imagine myself in long distance relationship.
3) DM me your account and BVN to keep it safe from girls of Sodom and Gomorrah

chalsixtus:


blood of Zacharia @ y0rme this is the flesh of your flesh

skoloppy31:

Hahaha awon eyan tyrion lannister...

showgolee:
INTRODUCTION

roll out the drums
set the stage
test microphone....hello chuchu
pass the microphone....
I've been following for a while now, I think since page 500 or so, when yormee, rebekkah, dream2 still fight for opening pages

Showgolee
Mapoly
computer science
2015
1. lagos
2. lagos
3. lagos
4. lagos noni

Bestie0309:


Shey I yaf not try ni?

chalsixtus:
good morning all

@ my oga's @the top chumaster and yormee thanks for the good work ,, if una get any errand to send me don't hesitate


meanwhile am I the only "shildren" of UNIPORT in here ,my fellows from the UNIQUE family pls identify urself