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10 Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 8:32pm On Sep 06, 2016
1: BACHELOR HUSBAND
Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with friends more than wife. Not serious about marriage life.

2: ACIDIC HUSBAND
Is always boiling like acid and always angry violent, moody, dominating and very dangerous.

3: SLAVE-KING HUSBAND
Wants to be treated like a King but treats Wife like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old tradition respect and hates being called by their first name.

4: GENERAL HUSBAND
Husband for every woman. loves and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and has more female friends.

5: DRY HUSBAND
Very moody and stingy, doesn't consider wife's emotions, doesn't make the relationship enjoyable. Has no sense of humor.

6: PANADOL HUSBAND
Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife when needing something from her. Is clever and knows wife's weaknesses and capitalizes on that to get relief from wife.

7: PARASITIC HUSBAND
Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of money. Uses wife's money on girlfriends. No initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities.

8: BABY HUSBAND
Irresponsible and childish and can't make decisions on his own without asking his Mother or relatives; compares Wife to relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong.

9: VISITING HUSBAND
Not always at home, comes as a visitor. Provides family all material things but has no time for them.

10: CARING HUSBAND
Caring and loving. Provides material and emotional needs and makes time for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.

Dear Men, which type of husband are YOU? And for the ladies, which one is your man?
Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by generalbush(m): 8:36pm On Sep 06, 2016
let me cum
Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by makydebbie(f): 8:36pm On Sep 06, 2016
my husband aint even part of ya listundecided


but I'll manage no 10smiley
Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by fairlyusedpant: 8:37pm On Sep 06, 2016
10 TYPES OF WIFE

1- COCONUT HEAD WIFE- this type of wife is the stubborn type, she does not send the husband's opinion, infact she does anything she wants, you will say mama nkechi have you breastfeed the baby, she will say papa nkechi don't disturb me, go and breastfeed the baby yourself...

2- THE MAMI WATER WIFE- this one would be doing make up from morning to night, if you tell her to go and cook she will say '' no ooo, i just did my manicure and pedicure'', too lazy, her maid does all the work

3- THE MUSCLE WIFE- this type of woman always beat the husband everything time, she get power well well, ask freeze of cool fm, he will explain better for you

4- THE TALKATIVE WIFE- this one can talk from morning to night non-stop, she can gossip from brother emeka give nkechi belle to pastor amos sleeping with mama ijeoma, always talking

5- THE WAKA ABOUT WIFE- this one can waka about, she is like MTN, everywhere you go, when she hears there is party at okokomaiko, she is there, burial ceremony, she is there, naming ceremony, prison ceremony, goat ceremony, road ceremony, new yam festival, old yam festival everywhere she dey

6- THE CHURCH WIFE- this one can die on top church matter, even when she is cooking rice and she hears that church service have started, she would leave the food on the fire and run to the service, she no send

7- THE PINGING WIFE- this one can ping from morning to night, she is always online, everything including her baby is offline to her, she is always on facebook, twitter, instagram, even the future social network that has not been created, chattillUquench, she is there

8- THE AGBERO WIFE- this one use to behave like an agbero, always forming rugged, if you mess with her, she will mess you up, na only shout shout she sabi do, but when it comes to physical battle she will run

9- THE DRUNKARD WIFE- this one use to drink alot, she can drink from morning to night, infact she has made drinking her daily food, from fanta in the morning, to star in the afternoon and guilder in the night, always drinking

10- THE ECONOMIST WIFE- this type is always stingy, she economises everything she has, if you want to soak garri, she will pour the garri on the table and use ruler to measure it... If you mistakenly waste her food, you are dead gringringrin
Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by rummeh: 8:37pm On Sep 06, 2016
Grabs sit and watch.... Where all the girls at
Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by rummeh: 8:38pm On Sep 06, 2016
Nice write up.... Waiting for girls to start nau... While I watch
Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by fairlyusedpant: 8:38pm On Sep 06, 2016
makydebbie:
my husband aint even part of ya listundecided


but I'll manage no 10smiley
your husband is in number 11, his own type no dey existgrin

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Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by kenshin17(m): 8:39pm On Sep 06, 2016
sincerely speaking,i fall into category 10.wao dat must b gud.
Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 8:42pm On Sep 06, 2016
I prefer bachelor and visiting husband grin NO STRESS NO WAHALA! grin grin cheesy tongue
Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by Jay542(m): 8:44pm On Sep 06, 2016
I think I'll be 9 angry
Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by Khd95(m): 9:00pm On Sep 06, 2016
What about BABA FOR THE GIRLS husbaands....

Those ones that are married,but still have multiples of flings in almost everywhere they ever stepped intogringrin



lala.sticala,hwfar where u belong
Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 9:03pm On Sep 06, 2016
I have a problem with lists such as this one here. The purpose of marriage is to complement each other, not to become a sponge for the womans problems. All I see from your list is the many ways women gripe when they're in a marriage and the man refuses to be a sponge. Get some sense dude.
Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by STENON(f): 9:48pm On Sep 07, 2016
justirich:
1: BACHELOR HUSBAND
Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with friends more than wife. Not serious about marriage life.

2: ACIDIC HUSBAND
Is always boiling like acid and always angry violent, moody, dominating and very dangerous.

3: SLAVE-KING HUSBAND
Wants to be treated like a King but treats Wife like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old tradition respect and hates being called by their first name.

4: GENERAL HUSBAND
Husband for every woman. loves and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and has more female friends.

5: DRY HUSBAND
Very moody and stingy, doesn't consider wife's emotions, doesn't make the relationship enjoyable. Has no sense of humor.

6: PANADOL HUSBAND
Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife when needing something from her. Is clever and knows wife's weaknesses and capitalizes on that to get relief from wife.

7: PARASITIC HUSBAND
Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of money. Uses wife's money on girlfriends. No initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities.

8: BABY HUSBAND
Irresponsible and childish and can't make decisions on his own without asking his Mother or relatives; compares Wife to relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong.

9: VISITING HUSBAND
Not always at home, comes as a visitor. Provides family all material things but has no time for them.

10: CARING HUSBAND
Caring and loving. Provides material and emotional needs and makes time for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.

Dear Men, which type of husband are YOU? And for the ladies, which one is your man?
what type of Husband are you?
Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 3:58pm On Sep 08, 2016
STENON:
what type of Husband are you?
are you married?
Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by McBrooklyn(m): 4:29pm On Sep 08, 2016
generalbush:
let me cum

Happy Fûcking Bruh!!! cheesy
Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by McBrooklyn(m): 4:30pm On Sep 08, 2016
makydebbie:
my husband aint even part of ya listundecided


but I'll manage no 10smiley

Lol, then I'm right here within your reach tongue
Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by makydebbie(f): 4:36pm On Sep 08, 2016
McBrooklyn:


Lol, then I'm right here within your reach tongue
ya stalking megrin
Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by McBrooklyn(m): 4:39pm On Sep 08, 2016
makydebbie:
ya stalking megrin


No, Am not tongue






It's just that one Nigga can't be keeping all these your goodybags all for himself now tongue
Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 4:41pm On Sep 08, 2016
shocked Not making sense.
Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 4:49pm On Sep 08, 2016
Fairlyusedpant grin grin
Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by seunny4lif(m): 4:56pm On Sep 08, 2016
grin grin grin
Abeg go and build your own husband grin grin
makydebbie:
my husband aint even part of ya listundecided



but I'll manage no 10smiley
Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by STENON(f): 5:14pm On Sep 08, 2016
justirich:

are you married?
No.
Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by makydebbie(f): 5:27pm On Sep 08, 2016
McBrooklyn:



No, Am not tongue






It's just that one Nigga can't be keeping all these your goodybags all for himself now tongue
its for him onlytongue
Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by McBrooklyn(m): 5:33pm On Sep 08, 2016
makydebbie:
its for him onlytongue


Lol, it's against God's will and it's poisonous for one Nigga to be surfing and savoring your goodiebags tongue
Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by makydebbie(f): 5:59pm On Sep 08, 2016
McBrooklyn:



Lol, it's against God's will and it's poisonous for one Nigga to be surfing and savoring your goodiebags tongue

show me in the Biblecheesy
Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by McBrooklyn(m): 6:02pm On Sep 08, 2016
makydebbie:
show me in the Biblecheesy

Lol, it ain't there, it's in the Trible tongue
Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by makydebbie(f): 6:05pm On Sep 08, 2016
McBrooklyn:


Lol, it ain't there, it's in the Trible tongue
lipsrsealed...undecided....cry...tongue

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