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She Stopped Calln Me Uncle Cos I Told Her She Has A Oily N Proteinous Skin by jonaifame22(m): 2:19pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
Why are gals like dis for crying out loud ehn? Now there is dis gal, I've always known her infact I knew when they did her dedication in church in 1997, then I jus got in2 jss1. Now dis gal is grown and very beautiful,wth well shaped breast and her yansh is well hinged to her waist,I normally see her wth boiz sometimes at the dark places at night, so I decided to talk 2 her on monday, and I started to do my campaign to her and told her of how beautiful she is and also of how oilz and proteinous her skin is,and also making her understand that her tender heart is safe wth me and dat all those small boyz cannot epp her, rather she should come to me and I will spoil her then I asked her to come close and hug me which she did and as she hugged me, my dick received an alert that a female human body just clinged to my body, immediately mz dick gained additional length.width and thickness, so when we broke away frm the hug, I quickly put my hand in trouser pocket to press my ill mannered dick down since it has sworn to remain restless wheneva I get long hug favours frm the opposite sex. So as she was abt leaving, I gave her 1k and she beamed wth joy promising to call me on fone, 2 days later she called me on fone by name, saying "israel my friend told me that u go abt sleepn wth gals so pls I don't trust you, before I cld say anything she cut the call, as if she's a virgin herself, buh I have a plan,she has crayfish brain and I will show her Chonchin 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She Stopped Calln Me Uncle Cos I Told Her She Has A Oily N Proteinous Skin by sunkoye: 2:23pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
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Re: She Stopped Calln Me Uncle Cos I Told Her She Has A Oily N Proteinous Skin by herzern(m): 2:25pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
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Re: She Stopped Calln Me Uncle Cos I Told Her She Has A Oily N Proteinous Skin by delishpot: 2:41pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
You get luck sef, she for call you something below your name sef. You Don see uncle wey dey sleep with him niece before? Since you decide to change uncle status why shouldn't she change the respect uncle status brings to you? |
Re: She Stopped Calln Me Uncle Cos I Told Her She Has A Oily N Proteinous Skin by nnachukz(m): 2:45pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
Some people have just lost it. Op here is a medal for you. 2 Likes
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Re: She Stopped Calln Me Uncle Cos I Told Her She Has A Oily N Proteinous Skin by Adeyeancah(m): 3:00pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
You wan dey chop punny and at the same time dey receive title, abi? |
Re: She Stopped Calln Me Uncle Cos I Told Her She Has A Oily N Proteinous Skin by yarimo(m): 3:20pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
Op please don't kill me with laugh abeg ? You don enter one chance already. |
Re: She Stopped Calln Me Uncle Cos I Told Her She Has A Oily N Proteinous Skin by Sunkyphil(m): 3:38pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
I don laff piss for body |
Re: She Stopped Calln Me Uncle Cos I Told Her She Has A Oily N Proteinous Skin by DeLioncourt: 3:56pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
jonaifame22: this your narration ehn. woman hug you, your dick dey rejoice. na wa ooo. you go be two minutes guy as i dey see you so 1 Like |
Re: She Stopped Calln Me Uncle Cos I Told Her She Has A Oily N Proteinous Skin by jonaifame22(m): 6:53pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
DeLioncourt:ur statement goes to show how impotent u are! |
Re: She Stopped Calln Me Uncle Cos I Told Her She Has A Oily N Proteinous Skin by stiflerdrug: 7:27pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
herzern:Dork |
Re: She Stopped Calln Me Uncle Cos I Told Her She Has A Oily N Proteinous Skin by DeLioncourt: 7:35pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
jonaifame22: Ermm...I don't see the sense in that. All I can see is that you're a pervert. No balls to go for women cos you know they'll f*ck with ur pride. One girl hugged you and you're putting it on nairaland. Smh for your life |
Re: She Stopped Calln Me Uncle Cos I Told Her She Has A Oily N Proteinous Skin by AngelAhnie(f): 7:38pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
DeLioncourt: No joy at all |
Re: She Stopped Calln Me Uncle Cos I Told Her She Has A Oily N Proteinous Skin by AngelAhnie(f): 7:40pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
DeLioncourt:An innocent kid that sees him as her uncle. |
Re: She Stopped Calln Me Uncle Cos I Told Her She Has A Oily N Proteinous Skin by DeLioncourt: 7:41pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
AngelAhnie: Imagine ooo. Ahn ahn. No level in this world again. He saw when they gave birth to the girl ooo. Now his dick is doing national anthem for her. |
Re: She Stopped Calln Me Uncle Cos I Told Her She Has A Oily N Proteinous Skin by AngelAhnie(f): 7:44pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
DeLioncourt:He should be around 30 years old. He should be ashamed of himself. |
Re: She Stopped Calln Me Uncle Cos I Told Her She Has A Oily N Proteinous Skin by jonaifame22(m): 8:02pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
DeLioncourt:okay thank you,oya carry ur load dey go
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Re: She Stopped Calln Me Uncle Cos I Told Her She Has A Oily N Proteinous Skin by youngberry001(m): 8:20pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
The op iz a fvcking puberty just a 3second hug yah thoma's dey rised....(long hiss) |
Re: She Stopped Calln Me Uncle Cos I Told Her She Has A Oily N Proteinous Skin by drmikeadams(m): 11:16pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
huna no go keee person. |
Re: She Stopped Calln Me Uncle Cos I Told Her She Has A Oily N Proteinous Skin by McBrooklyn(m): 12:00am On Sep 10, 2016 |
Lol, Oga you sef wan knack person who is far away younger to you Konji na bastard I swear |
Re: She Stopped Calln Me Uncle Cos I Told Her She Has A Oily N Proteinous Skin by jonaifame22(m): 9:28am On Sep 10, 2016 |
McBrooklyn:konji will not jus let me be, it's as if we swore an oath of being together forever! |
Re: She Stopped Calln Me Uncle Cos I Told Her She Has A Oily N Proteinous Skin by McBrooklyn(m): 9:30am On Sep 10, 2016 |
jonaifame22: Lol, Oga if Konji won't let you be, why don't you consider castration?? |
Re: She Stopped Calln Me Uncle Cos I Told Her She Has A Oily N Proteinous Skin by jonaifame22(m): 9:37am On Sep 10, 2016 |
McBrooklyn:now I see that thou hath a wicked soul, when thou seest gals of this generation, u can't help buh thank God that thou hath in a generation where thou can see the bossoms and nooks and cranny of the female mortal body wthout them completey taking of their garment, I've decided not to part wth my dick until I taste as many gals as possible |
Re: She Stopped Calln Me Uncle Cos I Told Her She Has A Oily N Proteinous Skin by McBrooklyn(m): 10:52am On Sep 10, 2016 |
jonaifame22: Lol, Happy tasting Bruh Don't forget it's your dick on the line |
Re: She Stopped Calln Me Uncle Cos I Told Her She Has A Oily N Proteinous Skin by jonaifame22(m): 2:55pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
McBrooklyn:yea yea |
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