Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by 3coins(m): 9:44pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
Carter4luv:
is to tell u dat God is angry wit dis administration. lol...really? |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by BABANGBALI: 9:54pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
Dat one no be problem na,make dem beg people make dem dey piss inside the river go full again. If 150 million people piss put inside one time the river go full |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by toprealman: 9:55pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
what system are we really going to auditing? |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by MrPresident1: 10:06pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
River Niger crisis looming, after Lake Chad crisis.
God will surely punish all the doers of evil in the world.
Awon were! |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by 0taPiaPia(m): 10:39pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
3DCYCLOPS:
think we need sherif Rango to come protect our hydration
First there's Earth tremor in Kaduna...and now this
I love this movie |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by Tobtex(m): 10:41pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
NevetsIbot: Youu see... Buhari! Badluck! they both start from B.
God please, don't let the river Nile dry up. Forgive Buhari Werin concern river Nile with Nigeria or Buhari now eh some people go sha wan talk even if e no follow. |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by NevetsIbot(m): 10:46pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
Tobtex:
Werin concern river Nile with Nigeria or Buhari now eh some people go sha wan talk even if e no follow. Bros. Na error wey I no correct |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by Skelewu: 10:47pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
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Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by jay7(m): 10:48pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
dhamstar: The gods & Buhari are to be blamed When will you start selling the Novel. |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by wahihi(m): 10:49pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
BETTER. |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by linkin8k(m): 10:57pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
olihilistic: upon all the problem facing this country the only thing you can think of is the dryness of River Niger. Only if you knew the implications and domino effect of such occurrence. |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by Nwaguy24: 11:18pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
fratermathy: Upon all the rain wey de fall this year.?
This is supernatural no,it is buharitural & change knws it was caused by d previous govt,,I no cal anybody name ooo |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by rusher14: 1:37am On Sep 14, 2016 |
Issues that past governments overlooked.
Just like desertification leading to herdsmen migrating down south.
Africans are really ignorant and to top it we are quite lousy.
We are unconcerned about our environment, we fail to embrace sustainable development and scream for divine intervention in matters other civilizations have mastered.
We are our own enemies. |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by drimlifestudios: 2:43am On Sep 14, 2016 |
MACMOUNTAIN: NIGERIA FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION: 2015/2016 ACADEMIC SESSION.
COURSE TITLE: Introduction to APC Government COURSE CODE: APC 101 TIME ALLOWED: 45 Mins INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions
1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for (i.) Dollar increase. (ii.)Fuel Price increase (iii.) Power Failure (iv.) Unemployment (v. )Fulani Herdsmen Killings
2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which: ( i.) N5k promise is cancelled (ii.) Feeding of school pupil is cancelled (iii.) NYSC allowance is reduced iv. Fuel pump prices are increased
3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.
4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.
5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N14000 everyday.
6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel to and the disgrace he will receive.
7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?
8. Write short notes on these mad phrases; (i). masquerade dressing, (ii.) importation of grass (iii). fantastically corrupt.
9. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?
10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt, explain the effect of gravitational force on you.
11. with a labeled diagram, describe the famous losses ever witnessed in recent time: (i)-- loss of budget. (II)-- loss of WAEC certificate. (iii)- loss of the moon. (iv)- ear disorder.
12. If President Buhari @ 73yrs received his 1953 secondary school classmates, with relevant logic, explain how old PMB was when he finished secondary school considering the fact that from 1953-2016 is 63 years.
13. Write a short Essay on why Hajiya Aisha Buhari "visited" USA but did not go to say 'Hi' to Mrs. Mitchell Obama.
Your Time Starts Now!!! Good day |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by fatboislim(m): 3:15am On Sep 14, 2016 |
Blame it on GEJ |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by emmydollars4life(m): 4:28am On Sep 14, 2016 |
fratermathy: Upon all the rain wey de fall this year.?
This is supernatural Is a lie, previous Govt didn't save enugh water for the future use. The dryness is technically the cause of recession |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by booblacain(m): 6:32am On Sep 14, 2016 |
niggi4life: Y e no go dry up?
Wen food no dey, d rate at which boys dey take drink water nowadays no get Part 2..
Boys don drink water so tey River Niger sef feel d change
Na so i manage go buy Indomie with 1 Egg today , i chop am finish drink 4 sachet water, i don think am say na my last food for today.
I enter road make i go greet Yusufu, na so shit come begin hold me for road, see F up , if i shit now i go begin hungry again ,, Brothers and sisters, i hold am till i no even feel am again o Lol. Chai, you no well at all. |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by BAVOSKI(m): 6:37am On Sep 14, 2016 |
MACMOUNTAIN: NIGERIA FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION: 2015/2016 ACADEMIC SESSION.
COURSE TITLE: Introduction to APC Government COURSE CODE: APC 101 TIME ALLOWED: 45 Mins INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions
1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for (i.) Dollar increase. (ii.)Fuel Price increase (iii.) Power Failure (iv.) Unemployment (v. )Fulani Herdsmen Killings
2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which: ( i.) N5k promise is cancelled (ii.) Feeding of school pupil is cancelled (iii.) NYSC allowance is reduced iv. Fuel pump prices are increased
3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.
4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.
5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N14000 everyday.
6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel to and the disgrace he will receive.
7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?
8. Write short notes on these mad phrases; (i). masquerade dressing, (ii.) importation of grass (iii). fantastically corrupt.
9. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?
10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt, explain the effect of gravitational force on you.
11. with a labeled diagram, describe the famous losses ever witnessed in recent time: (i)-- loss of budget. (II)-- loss of WAEC certificate. (iii)- loss of the moon. (iv)- ear disorder.
12. If President Buhari @ 73yrs received his 1953 secondary school classmates, with relevant logic, explain how old PMB was when he finished secondary school considering the fact that from 1953-2016 is 63 years.
13. Write a short Essay on why Hajiya Aisha Buhari "visited" USA but did not go to say 'Hi' to Mrs. Mitchell Obama.
Your Time Starts Now!!! Good day Bunch of Dullers...............River Niger is drying up.....how it take Concern PMB |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by thecember27: 6:40am On Sep 14, 2016 |
SerialGist: God punish buhari over and over again. Meanwhile, a pack of hungryman indomie noodles is now N150. What a change! See how the hausa/fulani and yoruba betrayals brought hardship upon Nigeria. God punish buhari and all apc members from top to the bottom including those who voted him in. one day you would choke on your hate. |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by goldman777: 6:52am On Sep 14, 2016 |
emmydollars4life:
Is a lie, previous Govt didn't save enugh water for the future use. The dryness is technically the cause of recession you must be lie mohamed see cookup abeg |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by Caseless: 8:19am On Sep 14, 2016 |
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Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by preetyslim(f): 8:26am On Sep 14, 2016 |
River Niger is experiencing Change and economic recession |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by bejick(m): 8:52am On Sep 14, 2016 |
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Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by thecember27: 9:00am On Sep 14, 2016 |
3DCYCLOPS:
think we need sherif Rango to come protect our hydration
First there's Earth tremor in Kaduna...and now this
at least e never dry finish..
na until e dry finish till we need the new sheriff. |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by MistadeRegal(m): 10:13am On Sep 14, 2016 |
Every day bad news generating. |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by 3DCYCLOPS: 11:00am On Sep 14, 2016 |
0taPiaPia:
I love this movie "things gonna be different now Rango is in town...I want my shoe shinned in the morning...coffee hot...when you see me coming, step aside" 1 Like |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by fejikudz(m): 5:30pm On Sep 14, 2016 |
MACMOUNTAIN: NIGERIA FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION: 2015/2016 ACADEMIC SESSION.
COURSE TITLE: Introduction to APC Government COURSE CODE: APC 101 TIME ALLOWED: 45 Mins INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions
1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for (i.) Dollar increase. (ii.)Fuel Price increase (iii.) Power Failure (iv.) Unemployment (v. )Fulani Herdsmen Killings
2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which: ( i.) N5k promise is cancelled (ii.) Feeding of school pupil is cancelled (iii.) NYSC allowance is reduced iv. Fuel pump prices are increased
3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.
4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.
5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N14000 everyday.
6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel to and the disgrace he will receive.
7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?
8. Write short notes on these mad phrases; (i). masquerade dressing, (ii.) importation of grass (iii). fantastically corrupt.
9. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?
10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt, explain the effect of gravitational force on you.
11. with a labeled diagram, describe the famous losses ever witnessed in recent time: (i)-- loss of budget. (II)-- loss of WAEC certificate. (iii)- loss of the moon. (iv)- ear disorder.
12. If President Buhari @ 73yrs received his 1953 secondary school classmates, with relevant logic, explain how old PMB was when he finished secondary school considering the fact that from 1953-2016 is 63 years.
13. Write a short Essay on why Hajiya Aisha Buhari "visited" USA but did not go to say 'Hi' to Mrs. Mitchell Obama.
Your Time Starts Now!!! Good day |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by SmarisAjur(f): 5:33pm On Sep 14, 2016 |
shamecurls:
Correct English you no fit type
Pidgin English even difficult for you
How did u get access to the internet? Haaaaaa my brother you wicked small ooooo. Can't you see he is a kid? Veekid is other name. |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by muller101(m): 7:50pm On Sep 14, 2016 |
3DCYCLOPS:
hehehe they cool now
"hmm one bullet...I tilt my hat from one Legend to another" remember?? yes I can recall. Cos I couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you. |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by 3DCYCLOPS: 7:54pm On Sep 14, 2016 |
muller101: yes I can recall. Cos I couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you. says the man from the west |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by muller101(m): 7:58pm On Sep 14, 2016 |
3DCYCLOPS:
says the man from the west hahaha adios amigo. Mehn. I so much love that cartoon. So funny |
Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by josephmbonu: 9:26pm On Sep 14, 2016 |
Who is to blame? |