1. Must be God fearing, infact religious, (but not too religious o.. And if your dad is a native doctor, STAY AWAY)

2. Must not be taller than me,wait o.. i've never seen a girl taller than me o. Kikiki short plum girls on low cut are bae

3. Must have an amazing sense of fashion (even if she doesn't, i'll teach her how to rock something, trust me na)

4.i won't mention compplexion here o, i know some girls are waiting for this so they can block me ASAPtho i think either dark skin or light skin you all are bae. (no bleaching please, multi colour is not allowed)

5. Must be intelligent, not necessarily in academics sha, at least normal smartness)

6. Must NOT be a cultist/witchhehehee, it's funny but i'm serious

7. She can be from any tribe except one particular tribe, my family will finish me if i even look that direction

8. It's not a must that she must be a good cook (Mr. Biggs dey) so all those girls that brag about knowing how to cook calm down.. to sabi book better pass to sabi cook

9.She must not necessarily be endowed with back side and boobs. Tho if you have them its a little pluswho ya yansh epp, but.... I am a fan of boobs o... I think a pillow made of flesh and milk gives you better night sleep

10. She must be respectful, tho if she kinda lacks manners, she is not too old to learnits never too late, you know

11. She must NOT be too religious, i'm not a fan of long skirt and rubber thread hair (if you carry religion for head like gala, park one side first, make i see road pass).

12. She must not be a talkertive/gossiper but must have good communication skills. It'll be cool to know that i'm not in a relationship with a mute or a parrot

13. Emmmmm... (clears throat) this one is a serious matter o.. She must be VERY naughty, infact i mean, crazily, extremely, hyper-naughty. If after our wedding night i find out you dont like much of it. Your father must return my palmwine, kolanut and money, i will tell him there was a mistake somewhere. But wait o, if you aint naughty, we aint compatible atall..

14. She must have a good/kind/lovely heart. I do not have the intention of falling inlove with a WWE champion

15. She must be stubborn. (i donno o, i think this is a turn on for me).

16. She must not be a nagging girl, but who i'm i to complain? Nagging and women are like married couple, till death do them part

17. I'm not a fan of ladies who tie wrapper and head tie to stay at home. Come on! Make some brazilian hair, do a little make up, rock some tight jeans and high heeled shoes all on my moneylets go for holiday in California
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This does not mean i'm being selective mbok. There are just the fantacies/wishes of a brother though i know when love catches someone, you wont even look at these attributes, you'll just dive inside like it's your fathers swimming pool. We'll thank God for the gains and endure the flaws, no one is perfect.
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#Eyoita

Get clay and make her yourself na

daclint:
Get clay and make her yourself na

you mean someone like this does not exist?

Lordmykel:
you mean someone like this does not exist?

ladies like these do exist, don't mind that guy you just have to take ur time n be extremely careful to get some one like ur specs





Y m i even here by this time?Sleep no gree me.

Tiny23:




ladies like these do exist, don't mind that guy you just have to take ur time n be extremely careful to get some one like ur specs





Y m i even here by this time?Sleep no gree me.

thanks sir

Lordmykel:
thanks sir

it's Ma

Tiny23:





it's Ma

i'm so sorry sisi, good morning. Thanks sisi

Lordmykel:
i'm so sorry sisi, good morning. Thanks sisi

hmmmmm

Tiny23:





hmmmmm

emmmm.. I think we all say "hmmmm" when we have nothing to say..
So... I donno what to reply either
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hmmmm

Lordmykel:
emmmm.. I think we all say "hmmmm" when we have nothing to say..
So... I donno what to reply either
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hmmmm

You funny, I was wondering why you typed *Sir*

As u wish so shall u receive

Are you even out of secondary school?
No offence,but you look rilly young to alrdy be thinking of marriage.

Lordmykel:
1. Must be God fearing, infact religious, (but not too religious o.. And if your dad is a native doctor, STAY AWAY)

2. Must not be taller than me,wait o.. i've never seen a girl taller than me o. Kikiki short plum girls on low cut are bae

3. Must have an amazing sense of fashion (even if she doesn't, i'll teach her how to rock something, trust me na)

4.i won't mention compplexion here o, i know some girls are waiting for this so they can block me ASAPtho i think either dark skin or light skin you all are bae. (no bleaching please, multi colour is not allowed)

5. Must be intelligent, not necessarily in academics sha, at least normal smartness)

6. Must NOT be a cultist/witchhehehee, it's funny but i'm serious

7. She can be from any tribe except one particular tribe, my family will finish me if i even look that direction

8. It's not a must that she must be a good cook (Mr. Biggs dey) so all those girls that brag about knowing how to cook calm down.. to sabi book better pass to sabi cook

9.She must not necessarily be endowed with back side and boobs. Tho if you have them its a little pluswho ya yansh epp, but.... I am a fan of boobs o... I think a pillow made of flesh and milk gives you better night sleep

10. She must be respectful, tho if she kinda lacks manners, she is not too old to learnits never too late, you know

11. She must NOT be too religious, i'm not a fan of long skirt and rubber thread hair (if you carry religion for head like gala, park one side first, make i see road pass).

12. She must not be a talkertive/gossiper but must have good communication skills. It'll be cool to know that i'm not in a relationship with a mute or a parrot

13. Emmmmm... (clears throat) this one is a serious matter o.. She must be VERY naughty, infact i mean, crazily, extremely, hyper-naughty. If after our wedding night i find out you dont like much of it. Your father must return my palmwine, kolanut and money, i will tell him there was a mistake somewhere. But wait o, if you aint naughty, we aint compatible atall..

14. She must have a good/kind/lovely heart. I do not have the intention of falling inlove with a WWE champion

15. She must be stubborn. (i donno o, i think this is a turn on for me).

16. She must not be a nagging girl, but who i'm i to complain? Nagging and women are like married couple, till death do them part

17. I'm not a fan of ladies who tie wrapper and head tie to stay at home. Come on! Make some brazilian hair, do a little make up, rock some tight jeans and high heeled shoes all on my moneylets go for holiday in California
...
...
This does not mean i'm being selective mbok. There are just the fantacies/wishes of a brother though i know when love catches someone, you wont even look at these attributes, you'll just dive inside like it's your fathers swimming pool. We'll thank God for the gains and endure the flaws, no one is perfect.
...
..
.
#Eyoita

Small small pikins everywhere

op come and take clay so you mould her yourself



everyone has flaws,you can only find flawless ladies on cartoons

Op I like this your wife specs. But only heaven can throw someone like that down for you..and last time I checked they have stop throwing such type of wives

d no 14 eeh

MizCharm:
Are you even out of secondary school? No offence,but you look rilly young to alrdy be thinking of marriage.

datz y future near the wife...

you are nt perfect and yet u want something perfect...ur eye no be here...
how tall are you if u say u ve nt seen a gal taller than u r?cosi want 2 prove u wrong

Maamin:
Op I like this your wife specs. But only heaven can throw someone like that down for you..and last time I checked they have stop throwing such type of wives

they have to throw down this particular one o.. I'll shake heaven with prayers

MizCharm:
Are you even out of secondary school? No offence,but you look rilly young to alrdy be thinking of marriage.

datz y future near the wife...

CindyeMerAld:
you are nt perfect and yet u want something perfect...ur eye no be here...
how tall are you if u say u ve nt seen a gal taller than u r?cosi want 2 prove u wrong

my list isn't perfect either, as you can see i tried countering almost all my points.
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Well i have not yet seen a lady taller than i am in my location, i am only 6'2"

MizCharm:
Are you even out of secondary school?
No offence,but you look rilly young to alrdy be thinking of marriage.

i look young? Dont tell me it is this my blur d.p you are looking at. I am out of secondary school ma, and no matter the age, anyone has the right to think of whatsoever he/she wishes.. It is even better to plan ones future at a young age. What do you think?

Kinda ok op..but u also av to be same to ur future wife

Tiny23:





You funny, I was wondering why you typed *Sir*

i only predicted you were a guy as i thought a lady can never make the comment you made. A typical lady will say its imposible to find one with these specifications, but you said the opposite. You must be amazingly extraordinary

CaraJewel:
Kinda ok op..but u also av to be same to ur future wife

yes i understand very well that to him much is given, much is expected.

Lordmykel:
yes i understand very well that to him much is given, much is expected.

true...when i saw the topic i was lyk hu knows wat dis guy will write..macho tinz..but i got a surprise

CaraJewel:
true...when i saw the topic i was lyk hu knows wat dis guy will write..macho tinz..but i got a surprise

yea, at least my specifications fit into the current economic situation of the country.. No one wants too much of everything anymore

Lordmykel:
1. Must be God fearing, infact religious, (but not too religious o.. And if your dad is a native doctor, STAY AWAY)

2. Must not be taller than me,wait o.. i've never seen a girl taller than me o. Kikiki short plum girls on low cut are bae

3. Must have an amazing sense of fashion (even if she doesn't, i'll teach her how to rock something, trust me na)

4.i won't mention compplexion here o, i know some girls are waiting for this so they can block me ASAPtho i think either dark skin or light skin you all are bae. (no bleaching please, multi colour is not allowed)

5. Must be intelligent, not necessarily in academics sha, at least normal smartness)

6. Must NOT be a cultist/witchhehehee, it's funny but i'm serious

7. She can be from any tribe except one particular tribe, my family will finish me if i even look that direction

8. It's not a must that she must be a good cook (Mr. Biggs dey) so all those girls that brag about knowing how to cook calm down.. to sabi book better pass to sabi cook

9.She must not necessarily be endowed with back side and boobs. Tho if you have them its a little pluswho ya yansh epp, but.... I am a fan of boobs o... I think a pillow made of flesh and milk gives you better night sleep

10. She must be respectful, tho if she kinda lacks manners, she is not too old to learnits never too late, you know

11. She must NOT be too religious, i'm not a fan of long skirt and rubber thread hair (if you carry religion for head like gala, park one side first, make i see road pass).

12. She must not be a talkertive/gossiper but must have good communication skills. It'll be cool to know that i'm not in a relationship with a mute or a parrot

13. Emmmmm... (clears throat) this one is a serious matter o.. She must be VERY naughty, infact i mean, crazily, extremely, hyper-naughty. If after our wedding night i find out you dont like much of it. Your father must return my palmwine, kolanut and money, i will tell him there was a mistake somewhere. But wait o, if you aint naughty, we aint compatible atall..

14. She must have a good/kind/lovely heart. I do not have the intention of falling inlove with a WWE champion

15. She must be stubborn. (i donno o, i think this is a turn on for me).

16. She must not be a nagging girl, but who i'm i to complain? Nagging and women are like married couple, till death do them part

17. I'm not a fan of ladies who tie wrapper and head tie to stay at home. Come on! Make some brazilian hair, do a little make up, rock some tight jeans and high heeled shoes all on my moneylets go for holiday in California
...
...
This does not mean i'm being selective mbok. There are just the fantacies/wishes of a brother though i know when love catches someone, you wont even look at these attributes, you'll just dive inside like it's your fathers swimming pool. We'll thank God for the gains and endure the flaws, no one is perfect.
...
..
.
#Eyoita

Idehe Ekpri Mkpo. .. Duk udua dep machine, for manufacturing your dream wife

Debbywills:


Idehe Ekpri Mkpo. .. Duk udua dep machine, for manufacturing your dream wife

eyen eka mi, machine unam owo iduhe o..