‘’No man is a failure if only he can make a child happy’’---Failure Analysts
There are FAILURES and there are failures. There exist the single dimensional failures, the bi-dimensional failures and the multi talented multi dimensional failures. However, the difference includes that the traditional single and bi-dimensional failures fails and take responsibility for their failing whilst the multi dimensional failure fails and blame others especially his predecessors for his failing.
Secondly, while the formers seek help and surrounds selves with those who can render sincere help and tell them the truth that will change the situations, the latter surrounds himself with the OSOCHI EGBUS (the professional sycophants).
Failure analysts, who are the experts involved in the process of collecting and analyzing data on the workings of the organs of failures, often with the goal of determining corrective actions or liability, concluded that men are bound to fail at whatever they BLAME for up to 12 calendar months no matter the resources available at their disposal to reverse the situation.
Based on the context of our definition of a failure as stated in the quote above, not many failures are known to exist worldwide. However, only very few failures are believed to exist in this part of the world of which this writer have been able to identify ONE based on the conclusions of the works of the failure analysts.
The identified failure have the following characteristics.
A multi talented blaming blamer. A man of fake integrity, A man that lies to himself and lives in self-deceit. A man full of amazing contradictions and double talks. A man loaded with empty promises. A certificate less general. A man under whose 2 opportunity of ruling the country, kids can neither laugh nor smile, talk less of being happy. A man under whose reign ‘’joyfulness’’ has become an illusion for the masses.
The man is the current president of Nigeria popularly now known as the African Hitler Muhammadu Buhari (AHMB)
Under AHMB watch, governance has been reduced to a thing of ‘’body language, media trial, name calling and blame throwing’’
We now have and run a government headed by the BLAMING BLAMER in- Chief, surrounded by this team of HAILING HAILERS, assisted in governance by the SHOUTING SHOUTERS (also pronounced as the SOUTHING SOUTHERS, according to the intonation of certain people), and goaded to continue in his failed policies by the SAI BABAISTS & SAI BUHARISTS, and finally clapped for no matter the directions his policies takes by the ‘’any where belle face professionals’’ also known as the CLAPPING CLAPPERS, and then those who attempt to offer suggestions on the obviously wrong policies of the government are tagged the WAILING WAILERS.
Most of the youths of today born late 1970s and the early 1980s (of which this writer is one) were kids when AHMB known then as General Cassandra ruled as the Military Head of State of Nigeria between 31st December, 1983 and 27th August, 1985. What did we witness? We witnessed the frog jumping, caning, beating, kicking, head booting, dragging on tarred roads and most times, maiming of our parents and the other adults as they queued up to buy essential commodities like sugar, tea, milk, rice etc. They were accused of indiscipline by AHMB and his lieutenants and whipped into line. There were only 3 sets of people that were disciplined then: General Cassandra, his Khaki lieutenants and the regime's foot soldiers.
General Cassandra who kept blaming the democratically elected government of Alhaji Shehu Shagari that he over threw in a coup of mis-management and corruption ended up ‘’BLAMING’’ the economy of the country into "recession" in just few months of coming on board.
Just like kids of today, that was our first time of hearing the word ‘’recession’’. He accused his then predecessor of poor handling of the economy and promised a revamped handling. However, General Cassandra ‘’excellent management’’ of the economy was actually what led the country or do I say ‘’blamed’’ the economy into recession then.
Fortunately or unfortunately, the kids of General Cassandra first reign have now given birth to kids who like their parents have witnessed how AHMB's ‘’excellent management and rhetoric’’ have landed the country into another ‘’recession’’
The kids of today are even sadder than we were as they are today being used as ‘’deposit for essential items’’ which their parents have no means of paying for. Not forgetting the hundreds of them dying in droves in IDP camps daily from mal-nutrition and diseases as the government looks the other way.
How can happiness not elude them when even the ‘’one meal a day’’ promised them during the AHMB presidential election campaign have also been "blamed" away?

buhari is a failure.
if he like let him go california or new york.
china and japan know he is a failure already.
they will be laughing him there.

General Cassandra, the bi-dimensional failure of the past have today graduated into a FULL multi dimensional failure who has failed on all fronts.
He promised to grow the economy but ended up bastardizing it. Promised to bring back the ‘’scamous’’ (sic) missing Chibok girls but the #BBOG campaigners have today become irritants to him. He promised to CRUSH the Boko Haram in just few months but today celebrates a mere ‘’technical defeat’’ of the group like a first time Olympic Gold Medalist. However, considering the fact that he had said during his inaugural speech on May 29th, 2015 ‘’we cannot claim to have defeated Boko Haram without rescuing the Chibok girls and all other innocent persons’’ one can only conclude that his celebration is still out of tune with his promise and results so far.
He promised that fuel will sell for below N50 and claimed that fuel subsidy does not exist that it only exist in corruption but today we now know better. He promised to publicly declare his ASSETS within his first 100 days in office but even a mere summary of the ASSETS that he foot dragingly released was hailed as an "outstanding achievement" by this team of HAILING HAILERS.
He claimed to be fighting corruption but boldly pronounced ex-Military Head of State, Sani Abacha as CORRUPT FREE inspite of the billions that have been recovered from his many loots of which his government is a recipient of some. Why did he give Abacha clean bill? Because he served under Abacha’s government as the PTF chairman. And to know that he still holds same belief to date (since he is yet to officially or publicly the retract the claim) confirms that all it takes to be a SAINT in AHMB records is to be a relation, a friend, an aide or have him serve under you.
He oathed to obey the constitution and the laws of the land but till date disobeyed a competent Court of Law ordered release of the leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB), Mazi Nnamdi Kanu and the ex-National Security Adviser, Col Sambo Dasuki.
He today celebrates a ‘charade improvement in security' at a time that Fulani herdsmen are murdering innocent and law abiding citizens even in their homes at a rate never seen in the land before.
He promised to make the value of Naira to be at par with the USA dollar but we have today known that that is a mere pipe dream.
Such contradictions of his bounds and are in exhaustable.
Back to the "elements" discussed above, the ‘’any where belle face professionals’ - the CLAPPING CLAPPERs - and their likes. All that even a successful man needs to become a multi talented multi dimensional failure is to have these crops of entertainers as your supporters. They are gifted in the act of manufacturing ‘’reasons’’ to support anything.
They are simply what the Igbos calls the OSOCHI EGBUS. They will sing your praises, clap, hail, celebrate you to failure and join the spirits to kill you afterwards, and then turn around to join humans to mourn and attend your burial.
When their blaming blamer in-Chief promises to provide ‘’one meal a day for school children’’……You see the HAILING HAILERS hail happily, the SOUTHING SOUTHERS blowing trumpets to celebrate, the SAI BABAISTS jumping up and down in celebration and the CLAPPING CLAPPERS doing what they do best: Clapping nonstop for months until another reason to change direction is manufactured.
And then when the same chief blaming blamer reverses himself and cancels the feeding promise, same set of people will hail, shout, jump and clap in celebration of such a wonderful decision that will save the nation - Billions.
When Biafrans under the leadership of Nnamdi Kanu demanded for self-determination, same people shouted ‘’treason’’ ‘’felony able treason’’. When AHMB stood before the UN to publicly announce that he supports the right of self-determination for the Islamic territories of Palestine and Western Sahara and that no group of people should be subjected to ‘’blockade’’. Same group of people hailed, clapped, danced and cedanced and celebrated.
When the Brits voted to exit EU (Brexit)and AHMB congratulated David Cameron for being a listening leader for listening to the wishes of his people and allowing them the opportunity of deciding where they wish to belong. Same set of people clapped for AHMB for advancing tenets of democracy and right to self-determination. But when you ask for same rights for those in their backyards - The Biafrans.
Same people will tag you an agent of dis unity, hate preacher, divisive figure and a terrorist. One thing is sure in all these motion and no movement of this government headed by the blaming blamer: The country is definitely going somewhere but unfortunately neither the blaming blamer nor his OSOCHI EGBU team knows WHERE IT IS HEADED.
AHMB will definitely end up as the MOST DEFENDED and the greatest failures of all times. His OSOCHI EGBU team that are hailling him for his continued illegal detention of Mazi Nnamdi Kanu and refusal to accord Biafrans right to self-determination that he preached for others today will definitely manufacture "reasons" on why he should have honoured the contents of his preaching tomorrow. They will join Biafrans to mourn and attend his "BASKET KICK". .
Chuks Ikedigwe can be reached:
Chosen_04@yahoo.com

in desperation Nigeria voted a quota system certificateless general who has not managed one profitable business his entire life.

the campaign of calumny by APC drove Nigeria into desperate times which require desperate measures. unfortunately the product of the desperation cannot handle the desperate situation we are stucked in.

[size=14pt]I think Buhari has also run out of people to blame, just as he ran out of ideas.[/size]

@op, i cant Stop laughing at the southing southers. Who are they and where do they come from?

cjrane:
[size=14pt]I think Buhari has also run out of people to blame, just as he ran out of ideas.[/size]

Yes! The dullard May be tried of blaming bit the Ndi Osochi Egbus are not tried of "any where belle face professionalism "

[quote author=imhotep post=49456056][/quote]Buhari is a cursé to everything he touches or comes in contact with

BUHARI & SUPPORTERS, ONE niGERianists AND NDI OSOCHI EGBUS.
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Under this Africa Hitler Muhammadu Buhari (AHMB) and his APC party government, we now have and run a government needed by the BLAMING BLAMER in Chief, surrounded by this team of HAILING HAILERS, assisted in governance by the SHOUTING SHOUTERS (pronounced as the SOUTHING SOUTHERS, according to the intonation of certain people), and goaded to continue in his failed policies by the SAI BABAISTS & SAI BUHARISTS and finally clapped for no matter the directions his policies take by the ‘’any where belle face professionals’’ also known as the CLAPPING CLAPPERS and then those who attempt to advise on the obviously wrong policies of the government are tagged the WAILING WAILERS

All that even a successful man needs to become a multi talented multi dimensional failure is to have these crops of entertainers as his supporters. They are gifted in act of manufacturing ‘’reasons’’ to support anything.


They are simply what the Igbos calls the OSOCHI EGBUS. They will sing your praises, clap, hail, celebrate you to failure and join the spirits to kill you afterwards, and then turn around to join humans to mourn and attend your burial.

When their blaming blamer in-chief promises to provide ‘’one meal a day for school children’’……You see the HAILING HAILERS hail happily, the SOUTHING SOUTHERS blowing trumpets to celebrate, the SAI BABAISTS jumping up and down in celebration and the CLAPPING CLAPPERS doing what they do best: Clapping nonstop for endlessly until another reason to change ‘direction of support’ is manufactured.


And then when the chief blaming blamer reverses himself and cancels the feeding promise, same set of people will hail, shout, jump and clap in celebration of such a wonderful decision that will save the nation billions.


When Biafrans under the leadership of Nnamdi Kanu demanded for self-determination, same people shouted ‘treason’’ felony able treason’’.


When AHMB stood before the UN to publicly announce that he supports the right to self-determination for the Islamic territories of Palestine and Western Sahara and that no group of people should be subjected to ‘’blockade’’. Same group of people hailed, clapped, danced and celebrated him as a man that supports universal justice..
When the Brits voted to exit UN (Brexit) and AHMB congratulated David Cameron for being a LISTENING LEADER and for listening to the wishes of his people and allowing them the opportunity of deciding where they wish to belong. Same set of people clapped for AHMB for advancing the tenets of democracy and right to self-determination.


But when you ask them to advise AHMB to equally LISTEN to Biafrans who live at their backyards and allow them same right to self-determination. Same people will tag you agent of disunity, hate preacher, divisive figure etc


Do I hear you say a case of ‘’professional sycophancism’’ (sic) at its best?


Chuks Ikedigwe can be reached: Chosen_04@yahoo.com...

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Bubuhari is a disaster

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Bubuhari is a disaster

The man is worse than a disaster