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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dyabman(m): 3:02pm On Sep 19, 2016
I hope conte is learning. . . The man up there isn't born out of patience. sad
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dopeJemi: 3:04pm On Sep 19, 2016
Bimffo:



grin grin

But seriously, what happened between our own Isaac Success and Bailly the rock.?

I no watch the match oh
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nateevs(m): 4:32pm On Sep 19, 2016
Nihilist:


To be perfectly honest, na me first find trouble.

Bigkesh no vex bro. Na just the usual sparring.

Have a lovely day.


How gentlemanly! Tiri gbosa for you my friend.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 4:49pm On Sep 19, 2016
Omo, ds fight wey I almost miss sha, ds 2 guys ehn....na dem dey reign presently for this board, I still one sabi who be oga between them, why dem stop ds fight na....
Bimffo, u no try o. sadsadsad
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Bimffo(m): 5:27pm On Sep 19, 2016
SMH. undecided
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 6:46pm On Sep 19, 2016
Hehehehe. Bigkesh na dangerous guy o. I thought Nihilist had knocked him out but the punches on the counterattack were just too funny. Bigkesh, na to start to ghostwrite punches for some of these Naija rappers na him sure pass.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Pataki: 6:52pm On Sep 19, 2016
Well done bigkesh...... grin grin grin

Some of your punch lines are sooo hilarious.

Nihilist, pele. grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 7:00pm On Sep 19, 2016
Ibime:
Hehehehe. Bigkesh na dangerous guy o. I thought Nihilist had knocked him out but the punches on the counterattack were just too funny. Bigkesh, na to start to ghostwrite punches for some of these Naija rappers na him sure pass.


Pataki:
Well done bigkesh...... grin grin grin
Some of your punch lines are sooo hilarious.
Nihilist, pele. grin

I swear the guy na bad guy. I just had to bow down. His clap backs were vicious!

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 7:06pm On Sep 19, 2016
Ibime:
Hehehehe. Bigkesh na dangerous guy o. I thought Nihilist had knocked him out but the punches on the counterattack were just too funny. Bigkesh, na to start to ghostwrite punches for some of these Naija rappers na him sure pass.

Take him to rap battles and let him face coogar
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 7:28pm On Sep 19, 2016
No one has ever pulled Bigkesh 's kinda comeback since I joined this board....Bigkesh, owo meji feyan kan.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dmcdad: 7:33pm On Sep 19, 2016
Chelseafan1:
No one has ever pulled Bigkesh 's kinda comeback since I joined this board....Bigkesh, owo meji feyan kan.
See your head... How far, wetin be your expectations tomorrow?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 7:41pm On Sep 19, 2016
bigkesh:


Spare me your nonsense,If I wanted to hear from an asshole I had prefer to fart,that's way more pleasant than hearing from you

So now there are 2 kinds of youth not the regular 'youth need pro experience'...you are an embarrassment to the word embarrassment
If sense was dynamite,you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose

You have a problem with me being a med student? Take it up with your mirror motherfucker..
Its understandable why you hate on young and talentless kid like martial,Musonda and co considering you had more WAEC resits than 'Ciroma Chukwuma Adekunle' and at my age your jamb scores can't stand my shoe size

For someone living in England it rather annoying that your comprehension of English is on par with Patience Jonathan. ...What are you doing over there anyway? Easy guess,Jobless

You are just like Arsenal,We don't know how you were qualified enough to land in Europe but like the gunners you will be bundled out of Europe in time

You don't get to insult me about anything ,I am what your parents and pastors wished and prayed you would become and more...
We no dey same class you are more like my school son

Your only source of happiness comes from anchoring online fights and insult,a real pointer to the fact your childhood best moments probably is when you were parading the streets during Ileya festival like a wayward high orangutan that you were officiating Rams fight

Fathering a child should be illegal for irresponsible junkies like you ,which is a pity considering you have already fathered half a dozen here in Nigeria and shared them to each geopolitical zone of the federation in indomie cartons

Off your system and resume your daily duties under your sugar granny cause that the only place you feel safe and at home

I don't know why you can't argue without showing signs of an assaulted kid from his 3rd week of fertilization....
Bitter idiot,Only Jesus probably loves you


Throwing lame shots like a paralyzed Shotput Olympian

Keep your shots coming,Neuer at your service....

Jennifer wannabe, all those diaries you are writing won't help you my brother...Get yourself a job and let's hope a life comes along with it
Every time your logic goes against you,you start acting funny like Baba suwe

Grow up dude

This Bigkesh na weyrey I swear, omo ale gbaaa ni boboyi cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 7:42pm On Sep 19, 2016
dmcdad:
See your head... How far, wetin be your expectations tomorrow?
Forget our match abeg, I still dey read bigkesh punches dey laugh my ass off. cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Kolade354(m): 8:04pm On Sep 19, 2016
Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo
Adisaowalaa and biggkesh battle will be EPIC
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Emaprince: 8:15pm On Sep 19, 2016
I'm still thinking about this line....

only Jesus probably loves you...

This line will make your enemy pause and think about his life for some moment.

But then, I support Nihilist's position on this youth integration thingy.


Kolade354:
Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo
Adisaowalaa and biggkesh battle will be EPIC
One thing that makes kesh stand out is the creativity in his disses. Like.. If senses were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.

And

. throwing lame shots.... Like a paralyzed olympian

This one na real rap line sef.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 8:17pm On Sep 19, 2016
Kolade354:
Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo
Adisaowalaa and biggkesh battle will be EPIC

Im telling you, who go first taya sef....i really cant tell, dt Adisa too no be better person.
A40 na anoda bad person
Coogar
A40
Adisa owala
Nihilist
Bigkesh

Best 5 wey we get for ds board. cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 8:19pm On Sep 19, 2016
Emaprince:
I'm still thinking about this line....

only Jesus probably loves you...

This line will make your enemy pause and think about his life for some moment.

But then, I support Nihilist's position on this youth integration thingy.


One thing that makes kesh stand out is the creativity in his disses. Like.. If senses were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.

cheesy

Only Jesus probably loves you....chai
Ds sentence carry weight if u r a deep thinker. cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 8:20pm On Sep 19, 2016
grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by AdisaOwala: 10:00pm On Sep 19, 2016
bigkesh:


Spare me your nonsense,If I wanted to hear from an asshole I had prefer to fart,that's way more pleasant than hearing from you

So now there are 2 kinds of youth not the regular 'youth need pro experience'...you are an embarrassment to the word embarrassment
If sense was dynamite,you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose

You have a problem with me being a med student? Take it up with your mirror motherfucker..
Its understandable why you hate on young and talentless kid like martial,Musonda and co considering you had more WAEC resits than 'Ciroma Chukwuma Adekunle' and at my age your jamb scores can't stand my shoe size

For someone living in England it rather annoying that your comprehension of English is on par with Patience Jonathan....What are you doing over there anyway? Easy guess,Jobless

You are just like Arsenal,We don't know how you were qualified enough to land in Europe but like the gunners you will be bundled out of Europe in time

You don't get to insult me about anything ,I am what your parents and pastors wished and prayed you would become and more...
We no dey same class you are more like my school son

Your only source of happiness comes from anchoring online fights and insult,a real pointer to the fact your childhood best moments probably is when you were parading the streets during Ileya festival like a wayward high orangutan that you were officiating Rams fight

Fathering a child should be illegal for irresponsible junkies like you,which is a pity considering you have already fathered half a dozen here in Nigeria and shared them to each geopolitical zone of the federation in indomie cartons

Off your system and resume your daily duties under your sugar granny cause that the only place you feel safe and at home

I don't know why you can't argue without showing signs of an assaulted kid from his 3rd week of fertilization....
Bitter idiot,Only Jesus probably loves you

Throwing lame shots like a paralyzed Shotput Olympian

Keep your shots coming,Neuer at your service....

Jennifer wannabe, all those diaries you are writing won't help you my brother...Get yourself a job and let's hope a life comes along with it
Every time your logic goes against you,you start acting funny like Baba suwe

Grow up dude

shocked shocked angry angry

Haba!

Bros...I hope say no be so you be for real life oh.

Bigkesh - You have a dangerously Caustic Tongue!!

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Funlordjnr: 10:21pm On Sep 19, 2016
grin
bigkesh:


Spare me your nonsense,If I wanted to hear from an asshole I had prefer to fart,that's way more pleasant than hearing from you

So now there are 2 kinds of youth not the regular 'youth need pro experience'...you are an embarrassment to the word embarrassment
If sense was dynamite,you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose

You have a problem with me being a med student? Take it up with your mirror motherfucker..
Its understandable why you hate on young and talentless kid like martial,Musonda and co considering you had more WAEC resits than 'Ciroma Chukwuma Adekunle' and at my age your jamb scores can't stand my shoe size

For someone living in England it rather annoying that your comprehension of English is on par with Patience Jonathan....What are you doing over there anyway? Easy guess,Jobless

You are just like Arsenal,We don't know how you were qualified enough to land in Europe but like the gunners you will be bundled out of Europe in time

You don't get to insult me about anything ,I am what your parents and pastors wished and prayed you would become and more...
We no dey same class you are more like my school son

Your only source of happiness comes from anchoring online fights and insult,a real pointer to the fact your childhood best moments probably is when you were parading the streets during Ileya festival like a wayward high orangutan that you were officiating Rams fight

Fathering a child should be illegal for irresponsible junkies like you,which is a pity considering you have already fathered half a dozen here in Nigeria and shared them to each geopolitical zone of the federation in indomie cartons

Off your system and resume your daily duties under your sugar granny cause that the only place you feel safe and at home

I don't know why you can't argue without showing signs of an assaulted kid from his 3rd week of fertilization....
Bitter idiot,Only Jesus probably loves you

Throwing lame shots like a paralyzed Shotput Olympian

Keep your shots coming,Neuer at your service....

Jennifer wannabe, all those diaries you are writing won't help you my brother...Get yourself a job and let's hope a life comes along with it
Every time your logic goes against you,you start acting funny like Baba suwe

Grow up dude



Chai!


Big kesh baba! Dis volley resemble drogba type against everton oh?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 12:24am On Sep 20, 2016
This is why I advised Bigkesh to join Army instead of going to medical school
Is this how you want to be treating your patients? You are meant to be treating people not maltreating them!
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by todaynewsreview: 12:31am On Sep 20, 2016
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Griffon: 8:04am On Sep 20, 2016
Talking tactics now, what do you ladies make of Kante's change of role?

I bumped into a Sky Sports article that analysed the change and i think their claim is valid. The article explained how kante's tackles, passes and general contribution has regressed ever since he moved to Chelsea.

Under Conte, Kante has been 'forced' to sit comfortably in front of the defensive line, recovering possessions. This is in stark contrast to what we saw him do at leicester last season. His game is all about pressing all over the pitch, hounding opposition players from left to right and making your 90mins look miserable.

I dont know what the don intends to achieve with this change of role - condense space, possessional play or just him paying attention to our backline. Whatever the motive is, i believe it somehow defines his so much talked about 'idea of football' - an idea i'm still trying to wrap my head around.

I'd love to read your views on this issue 'cos personally i think we're tactically limiting Kante.

Meanwhile, Nihilist I trust you're recuperating fast from the fatal accident of yesterday? Stay strong brother, you have my best thoughts.

The reports are quite inconsistent, some say na trailer jam you, while others dey talk say na molue. Which is it abeg and what is the extent of the damage?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 10:22am On Sep 20, 2016
Griffon:
Talking tactics now, what do you ladies make of Kante's change of role?

I bumped into a Sky Sports article that analysed the change and i think their claim is valid. The article explained how kante's tackles, passes and general contribution has regressed ever since he moved to Chelsea.

Under Conte, Kante has been 'forced' to sit comfortably in front of the defensive line, recovering possessions. This is in stark contrast to what we saw him do at leicester last season. His game is all about pressing all over the pitch, hounding opposition players from left to right and making your 90mins look miserable.

I dont know what the don intends to achieve with this change of role - condense space, possessional play or just him paying attention to our backline. Whatever the motive is, i believe it somehow defines his so much talked about 'idea of football' - an idea i'm still trying to wrap my head around.


I don't think we're limiting Kante defensively

Leicester never used to do a full press, and only used to press in their half anyway. They had an average ball possesion of 44% last season, which obviously means that Kante would have had to work harder there simply because his team spent more time off the ball than on it.

This season Kante is playing in a team that averages 56.9% ball possesion. It's no surprise his defensive numbers are down.

Offensively it's a much different story.

At Leicester, Kante would win the ball and quickly make a short pass to Drinkwater to punt to Vardy or Mahrez. His job was simply to tackle and destroy.

At Chelsea he plays a bit more like what Drinkwater was doing at Leicester. He drops between the centrebacks to collect the ball from deep and then starts our distribution. Consequently his pass rate has almost doubled from 39.2 passes per game at Leicester to over 60. Without the enforced urgency of Leicester's counter attacking ethos, he no longer needs to rush hurried passes, and his pass completion ratio has gone up from 81% at Leicester to 94.1% with us.

He also now has the freedom to pick a pass that he lacked at Leicester,which sees him now making 4.4 long balls a game as opposed to 1.7

Kante has become our playmaker on the low. Watch him well next time, and you will notice one of the reasons why Conte feels he can drop Fab. Kante makes more passes than any of our midfielders.

Conte seems to be playing a game where build up from the back is paramount. Against Liverpool, you may have noticed that Luiz and Cahill in conjunction with Kante were attempting a lot of passes at the back, though with very little success. I noticed that after a quick pass combo Cahill would either try to find Willian on the right with a long ball or, Luiz to Hazard, Bonnuci-style.

I'm guessing that if you have a back 3 of 2CBs and a DM who are all quasi playmakers, you can afford to carry non-creative runners like Willian, Oscar and Matic who can just do the legwork and prevent the opponents from pressing the creative back three. At least in Theory.
And thats why David Luiz, Terry, Cahill and Kante have each completed more passes than any other member of the team outside their core group.


Meanwhile, Nihilist I trust you're recuperating fast from the fatal accident of yesterday? Stay strong brother, you have my best thoughts.

The reports are quite inconsistent, some say na trailer jam you, while others dey talk say na molue. Which is it abeg and what is the extent of the damage?

I actually penned a rather nasty reply my guy, which I redacted along with my original post so that peace could reign. Sometimes you take an L. It happens. grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by SIRcumalot: 10:25am On Sep 20, 2016
Griffon:
Talking tactics now, what do you ladies make of Kante's change of role?

I bumped into a Sky Sports article that analysed the change and i think their claim is valid. The article explained how kante's tackles, passes and general contribution has regressed ever since he moved to Chelsea.

Under Conte, Kante has been 'forced' to sit comfortably in front of the defensive line, recovering possessions. This is in stark contrast to what we saw him do at leicester last season. His game is all about pressing all over the pitch, hounding opposition players from left to right and making your 90mins look miserable.

I dont know what the don intends to achieve with this change of role - condense space, possessional play or just him paying attention to our backline. Whatever the motive is, i believe it somehow defines his so much talked about 'idea of football' - an idea i'm still trying to wrap my head around.

I'd love to read your views on this issue 'cos personally i think we're tactically limiting Kante.

Meanwhile, Nihilist I trust you're recuperating fast from the fatal accident of yesterday? Stay strong brother, you have my best thoughts.

The reports are quite inconsistent, some say na trailer jam you, while others dey talk say na molue. Which is it abeg and what is the extent of the damage?
Diademk07
I guess this is one of the reasons you never saw Kante as a DM in the traditional sense.

Maybe the difference is the formation he probably didn't run all over the place for France in the Euro's another five man midfield unlike Leicester.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 10:28am On Sep 20, 2016
Griffon have a look at Kante's highlights vs Burnley.

Watch his movement and his passing. Makelele reborn.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBaNGuxE69c
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 11:14am On Sep 20, 2016
Meanwhile at Abramovic Towers...

Antonio Conte is ‘already under pressure’ at Chelsea, with Roman Abramovich ‘furious’, according to reports.

Conte started the season strongly with Chelsea, guiding the Blues to three victories and a draw from their opening four Premier League games.

But they were outclassed and outplayed by Liverpool last Friday, with the Reds inflicting upon them their first defeat of the season.

The manner of the loss angered owner Abramovich who, according to both the Daily Star and the Daily Express, ‘held meetings with Chelsea executives until 1am’ that evening.

Both outlets add that the Russian was ‘furious’ with Conte and his players, and openly questioned tactical decisions made by the new manager.

David Woods of the Star writes that Abramovich ‘is understood to have been angered by the limp performance of the expensively-assembled team’. He adds:

‘He is also thought to have questioned why Conte, with his men 2-1 down from the 36th minute, waited until the 84th minute to make any substitutions.

‘A source close to the club’s owner said: “He was not happy with Conte’s performance, but it was very early.’
It is understood that the Italian is unhappy with the standard of the club’s summer transfer window, with new additions expected to be made in January.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nyabinghi(m): 11:17am On Sep 20, 2016
Cursed are those who thrive in e-fights for they shall be e-murdered and cast into hades. Rastaman et al(2016)

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 11:38am On Sep 20, 2016
bigkesh:


Spare me your nonsense,If I wanted to hear from an asshole I had prefer to fart,that's way more pleasant than hearing from you

So now there are 2 kinds of youth not the regular 'youth need pro experience'...you are an embarrassment to the word embarrassment
If sense was dynamite,you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose

You have a problem with me being a med student? Take it up with your mirror motherfucker..
Its understandable why you hate on young and talentless kid like martial,Musonda and co considering you had more WAEC resits than 'Ciroma Chukwuma Adekunle' and at my age your jamb scores can't stand my shoe size

For someone living in England it rather annoying that your comprehension of English is on par with Patience Jonathan....What are you doing over there anyway? Easy guess,Jobless

You are just like Arsenal,We don't know how you were qualified enough to land in Europe but like the gunners you will be bundled out of Europe in time

You don't get to insult me about anything ,I am what your parents and pastors wished and prayed you would become and more...
We no dey same class you are more like my school son

Your only source of happiness comes from anchoring online fights and insult,a real pointer to the fact your childhood best moments probably is when you were parading the streets during Ileya festival like a wayward high orangutan that you were officiating Rams fight

Fathering a child should be illegal for irresponsible junkies like you,which is a pity considering you have already fathered half a dozen here in Nigeria and shared them to each geopolitical zone of the federation in indomie cartons

Off your system and resume your daily duties under your sugar granny cause that the only place you feel safe and at home

I don't know why you can't argue without showing signs of an assaulted kid from his 3rd week of fertilization....
Bitter idiot,Only Jesus probably loves you

Throwing lame shots like a paralyzed Shotput Olympian

Keep your shots coming,Neuer at your service....

Jennifer wannabe, all those diaries you are writing won't help you my brother...Get yourself a job and let's hope a life comes along with it
Every time your logic goes against you,you start acting funny like Baba suwe

Grow up dude



WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO MOURN THE PASSING OF A MAN WHOM SO MUCH BELIEVED IN NIHILISM.

MAY HE FIND PEACE.










Amen.

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dopeJemi: 11:56am On Sep 20, 2016
Stale, dry, sour, boring, unappealing, EPIC fail

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by donjazet(m): 11:57am On Sep 20, 2016
Griffon i guess this is the articke.
Sky sports are indeed good analysts. I thought I was the only one who noticed this about kante.


http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11662/10585095/n8217golo-kante8217s-change-of-role-chelsea-and-leicester-are-both-after-something-different-now
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by mikeywise(m): 12:03pm On Sep 20, 2016
Courtois: "I have a three-year #Chelsea contract. When I enter my final year in 2018, we will assess whether to renew or leave.“ [MARCA]

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