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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by mikeywise(m): 12:04pm On Sep 20, 2016
Thibaut Courtois: Only Víctor Valdés (45.5%) has a worse save success rate than Courtois (50%) in the Premier League this season sad




I think Courtois should be dropped or we sell him outrightly undecided

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by donjazet(m): 12:39pm On Sep 20, 2016
Just stumbled on this article. Makes for a good read.http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/europe/8695530.stm
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 12:49pm On Sep 20, 2016
Keep making snide remarks, You are getting kisses online but another Nigga getting it on his dick_=

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Danhumprey: 1:11pm On Sep 20, 2016
grin grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by liveLongNprospa(m): 1:25pm On Sep 20, 2016
Wingback:
Keep making snide remarks, You are getting kisses online but another Nigga getting it on his dick_=
daaaaaayuuummmmm!!!!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Jay542(m): 1:41pm On Sep 20, 2016
mikeywise:
Thibaut Courtois: Only Víctor Valdés (45.5%) has a worse save success rate than Courtois (50%) in the Premier League this season sad




I think Courtois should be dropped or we sell him outrightly undecided
I agree with you totally. Courtois is a big problem. And Cfc defenders get easily distracted that's why it's very obvious.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dopeJemi: 2:25pm On Sep 20, 2016
Wingback:
Keep making snide remarks, You are getting kisses online but another Nigga getting it on his dick_=

Okay sorry for the snide remarks

Your first post is a failed attempt at being anything close to funny or witty

By the way, you are in no position to talk about kisses, dick and sh.it like that because the closest you've ever been to a pus.sy was coming out of your mom's

No offence, peace
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Bimffo(m): 2:30pm On Sep 20, 2016
dopeJemi:
Stale, dry, sour, boring, unappealing, EPIC fail

You get beef with Your United brother.? grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 2:36pm On Sep 20, 2016
dopeJemi:


Okay sorry for the snide remarks

Your first post is a failed attempt at being anything close to funny or witty

By the way, you are in no position to talk about kisses, dick and sh.it like that because the closest you've ever been to a pus.sy was coming out of your mom's

No offence, peace


RUBBISH cheesy...I wasn't trying to be witty...A Nihilist_ adheres to Nihilism...Common sense...


Mumu boy, Dissing person Mama but running away...You will have brain when Arsenal wins the league but we both know it's not going to be in your lifetime or next.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dopeJemi: 2:46pm On Sep 20, 2016
Wingback:



RUBBISH cheesy...I wasn't trying to be witty...A Nihilist_ adheres to Nihilism...Common sense...

Too bad you don't have any, out of all the garbage you posted up there, you picked "nihilism" as what I was referring to, what about the "once upon a time" "rest in peace" bullsh.it? In fact I was wrong, it was a failed attempt at feeling among or belonging


Mumu boy, Dissing person Mama but running away

Please don't spoil my reputation, I didn't insult your mum, if comprehension is your problem, ask me and i'll explain, i'm that nice

...You will have brain when Arsenal wins the league but we both know it's not going to be in your lifetime or next.

You know, you are quite dumb for someone who claims to be living in the UK or wherever, I thought only smart nigerians go there or are born there? Nigga What the fnck is this bullshi.t you just posted?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Bimffo(m): 2:47pm On Sep 20, 2016
shocked DopeJemi, bullet don hit you o. grin cry

*You don recover. angry
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dopeJemi: 2:49pm On Sep 20, 2016
Bimffo:


You get beef with Your United brother.? grin

That one na human being, na one of the reasons why I dey even come chill for here, I unfollow my thread since on Sunday, till today I never go back there because of his irritating rants
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Spy360(m): 2:50pm On Sep 20, 2016
Chelseafan1:


Im telling you, who go first taya sef....i really cant tell, dt Adisa too no be better person.
A40 na anoda bad person
Coogar
A40
Adisa owala
Nihilist
Bigkesh

Best 5 wey we get for ds board. cheesy
Me nko? ;>
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 2:52pm On Sep 20, 2016
dopeJemi:


Too bad you don't have any, out of all the garbage you posted up there, you picked "nihilism" as what I was referring to, what about the "once upon a time" "rest in peace" bullsh.it? In fact I was wrong, it was a failed attempt at feeling among or belonging




Please don't spoil my reputation, I didn't insult your mum, if comprehension is your problem, ask me and i'll explain, i'm that nice



You know, you are quite dumb for someone who claims to be living in the UK or wherever, I thought only smart nigerians go there or are born there? Nigga What the fnck is this bullshi.t you just posted?


It's a known fact, Kesh slaughtered his opponent so what's your point with the RIP ish? anyways English isn't your Main Language so you are excused





WHAT THE FVCK does my location have to do with this? Swerve with that Bullshit_? So in your inferiority complex wired brain people in the UK are usually Smart and you're amazed when you see an "exception"...Hate to break your Bubble but I reside in South Sudan cool


Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dopeJemi: 2:57pm On Sep 20, 2016
Wingback:



It's a known fact, Kesh slaughtered his opponent so what's your point with the RIP ish? anyways English isn't your Main Language so you are excused





WHAT THE FVCK does my location have to do with this? Swerve with that Bullshit_? So in your inferiority complex wired brain people in the UK are usually Smart and you're amazed when you see an "exception...Hate to break your Bubble but I reside in South Sudan cool




Alright, That explains it
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Spy360(m): 3:00pm On Sep 20, 2016
Wingback vs Dopejemi
Hmmmm!
Stop the fight, you may lose your life...
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 3:03pm On Sep 20, 2016
Spy360:
Wingback vs Dopejemi
Hmmmm!
Stop the fight, you may lose your life...
So chelsea thread has turned to boxing ring for pogba and depay people. Very soon ramuzaki and his ajakaja40 will aso bring themselves here to settle their master-slave's scores sad
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Spy360(m): 3:14pm On Sep 20, 2016
airmark:

So chelsea thread has turned to boxing ring for pogba and depay people. Very soon ramuzaki and his ajakaja40 will aso bring themselves here to settle their master-slave's scores sad
When United fans get beef dem go come Chelsea thread to settle scores.

Only Moaninghoe can do this...
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Griffon(m): 3:40pm On Sep 20, 2016
Nihilist:


I don't think we're limiting Kante defensively

Leicester never used to do a full press, and only used to press in their half anyway. They had an average ball possesion of 44% last season, which obviously means that Kante would have had to work harder there simply because his team spent more time off the ball than on it.

This season Kante is playing in a team that averages 56.9% ball possesion. It's no surprise his defensive numbers are down.

Offensively it's a much different story.

At Leicester, Kante would win the ball and quickly make a short pass to Drinkwater to punt to Vardy or Mahrez. His job was simply to tackle and destroy.

At Chelsea he plays a bit more like what Drinkwater was doing at Leicester. He drops between the centrebacks to collect the ball from deep and then starts our distribution. Consequently his pass rate has almost doubled from 39.2 passes per game at Leicester to over 60. Without the enforced urgency of Leicester's counter attacking ethos, he no longer needs to rush hurried passes, and his pass completion ratio has gone up from 81% at Leicester to 94.1% with us.

He also now has the freedom to pick a pass that he lacked at Leicester,which sees him now making 4.4 long balls a game as opposed to 1.7

Kante has become our playmaker on the low. Watch him well next time, and you will notice one of the reasons why Conte feels he can drop Fab. Kante makes more passes than any of our midfielders.

Conte seems to be playing a game where build up from the back is paramount. Against Liverpool, you may have noticed that Luiz and Cahill in conjunction with Kante were attempting a lot of passes at the back, though with very little success. I noticed that after a quick pass combo Cahill would either try to find Willian on the right with a long ball or, Luiz to Hazard, Bonnuci-style.

I'm guessing that if you have a back 3 of 2CBs and a DM who are all quasi playmakers, you can afford to carry non-creative runners like Willian, Oscar and Matic who can just do the legwork and prevent the opponents from pressing the creative back three. At least in Theory.
And thats why David Luiz, Terry, Cahill and Kante have each completed more passes than any other member of the team outside their core group.

The long and short of it is that, contrasting style of play is to be blamed for the numbers Alhaji Kante is posting now. Well I love the logic, it stands. So bye-bye to the days Kante charged around the pitch. Well, I actually loved that version of him to be honest. The only ninja who is close to anything like that is Everton's Gueye. The ninja has made 31 tackles already - nine more than anyone else, and you can see clearly how that hard-work is helping Everton.

This is coming so soon and I really hope Kante can make a success of his new role.

Nihilist:
I actually penned a rather nasty reply my guy, which I redacted along with my original post so that peace could reign. Sometimes you take an L. It happens. grin

Serves you right grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 3:55pm On Sep 20, 2016
Griffon:


The long and short of it is that, contrasting style of play is to be blamed for the numbers Alhaji Kante is posting now. Well I love the logic, it stands. So bye-bye to the days Kante charged around the pitch. Well, I actually loved that version of him to be honest. The only ninja who is close to anything like that is Everton's Gueye. The ninja has made 31 tackles already - nine more than anyone else, and you can see clearly how that hard-work is helping Everton.

This is coming so soon and I really hope Kante can make a success of his new role.

Bring Fabregas back into the side, and he will naturally takeover the deep lying playmaker role, leaving Kante to wreak havoc again.

All goes back to the Marker, Passer, Runner argument that raumdeuter, ibime and I had a while back.

Right now we have a version of Busquets, and a Poor man's iniesta. Xavi's rightful heir just needs to find his way back into the team.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 3:56pm On Sep 20, 2016
I think we should carry all the vicious wordplay and beef to the Arsenal thread...The least we could do is help litter their thread till they reach 1000 pages cool

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 5:02pm On Sep 20, 2016
See Pep laying down the law here

Nihilist come tell me face to face if you dont respect this guy

https://twitter.com/jonnysmiffy/status/778230952678002688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

[img]http://twitter.com/jonnysmiffy/status/778230952678002688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw[/img]
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 5:09pm On Sep 20, 2016
raumdeuter:
See Pep laying down the law here

Nihilist come tell me face to face if you dont respect this guy

https://twitter.com/jonnysmiffy/status/778230952678002688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

[img]http://twitter.com/jonnysmiffy/status/778230952678002688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw[/img]

Like 40 year old Toure cares about playing.

He already knew he won play under Pep. If he was interested in game time, he would left the club this summer, and he won't struggle to attract suitors.

You can't threaten a parasite like Toure. Either get rid or stay there shouting while Toure wipes his tears with 50 pound notes

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 5:17pm On Sep 20, 2016
Nihilist:
Like 40 year old Toure cares about playing.
He already knew he won play under Pep. If he was interested in game time, he would left the club this summer, and he won't struggle to attract suitors.
You can't threaten a parasite like Toure. Either get rid or stay there shouting while Toure wipes his tears with 50 pound notes

Toure though he is done at top level can still play in many clubs and deliver, Even in the current Manure would do a better job than those Dab Afro and Shrek

He told Toure oh ahhh You wont play if you dont apologize
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 5:29pm On Sep 20, 2016
raumdeuter:


Toure though he is done at top level can still play in many clubs and deliver, Even in the current Manure would do a better job than those Dab Afro and Shrek

He told Toure oh ahhh You wont play if you dont apologize

Lmao at Dab Afro and Shrek.

If Pep lists Toure in January then we'll know he's serious.

Toure wey dey ready to run down his contract before signing for Westbrom or Rangers...
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 5:33pm On Sep 20, 2016
Nihilist:
Lmao at Dab Afro and Shrek.

If Pep lists Toure in January then we'll know he's serious.

Toure wey dey ready to run down his contract before signing for Westbrom or Rangers...

You cant list a player who has a valid contract if he doesnt want to leave. Its either the club buys him out or he siddon there dey chop the money go

The player has a right to see out his contract just like the club has the right
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 5:40pm On Sep 20, 2016
raumdeuter:


You cant list a player who has a valid contract if he doesnt want to leave. Its either the club buys him out or he siddon there dey chop the money go

The player has a right to see out his contract just like the club has the right

Pep can give Toure the Adebayor treatment if he's serious. Banish him to the reserves. Block him from team meetings.

Unfortunately parasites like Toure and Bastian are not fazed by that. What else do they want to achieve in their careers? cheesy

Civil service in football.

Must be nice for the parasites.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by AdisaOwala: 6:05pm On Sep 20, 2016
raumdeuter:
See Pep laying down the law here

Nihilist come tell me face to face if you dont respect this guy

https://twitter.com/jonnysmiffy/status/778230952678002688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

[img]http://twitter.com/jonnysmiffy/status/778230952678002688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw[/img]

Abegi...

If to say Ibrahimovic use that him bald head to perfect his "jakpando-kungfu" skills that year, Pep for get the liver to dey form Rambo presently?

We hear say fear grip your guy for dressing room that day - reports had it that he was shivering like a scared rabbit stranded in a storm grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by AdisaOwala: 6:30pm On Sep 20, 2016
Ibrahimovic:
I completely lost it, and you might have expected Guardiola to say a few words in response, but he’s a spineless coward. He just picked up the metal box [that I had kicked], like a little caretaker, and then left, never to mention it again, not a word.

Pep the little, cowardly, spineless "caretaker" coach grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 6:32pm On Sep 20, 2016
^^ That is how you handle overgrown babies like Ibra

He thought this was his school playground and was throwing his pram out, Pep like the classy person he is picked it up without saying a word
If an agbero is throwing tantrums at you, Do you also follow him to remove shirt to show you are not a coward?
At the end who came out looking like the idiiiot?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by AdisaOwala: 6:39pm On Sep 20, 2016
raumdeuter:
^^ That is how you handle overgrown babies like Ibra

He thought this was his school playground and was throwing his pram out, Pep like the classy person he is picked it up without saying a word

At the end who came out looking like the idiiiot?

Lmao - I saw this coming...

Just accept say all this bravado wey Pep dey do na wash - hin balls small pass mustard seeds!

Na Ibra I blame seh - if to say he no pity Pep that day, the Spaniard for no dey form Bad guy atm..
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 6:43pm On Sep 20, 2016
AdisaOwala:
Lmao - I saw this coming...
Just accept say all this bravado wey Pep dey do na wash - hin balls small pass mustard seeds!
Na Ibra I blame seh - if to say he no pity Pep that day, the Spaniard for no dey form Bad guy atm..

Pep is a classy person and he wont be fighting with Ibra in a dressing room, No coach should even be fighting with hplayer as you only belittle yourself

You already have a weapon given to you which is to bench him banish or sell him

Would a lecturer box or wrestle with a student to prove he is the superior authority

The era of buying cakes for Yaya is over

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