crotonite:
why should i disgrace myself in front of a lady just because of 3secs of orgasm when vaseline can do exactly that...

Bros believe me, I dey masturbate for years but make we when be Vaseline crew know say masturbation dey kill our financial life oh. He get he own setback just as badluck toto dey.

What pains me most is......
Ladies too exonerated themselves to issues of having sex, their comment is epic now but ask who really guilty of sexual advances......
You will hear words like when man need sex he can not control himself and make sure to give all it takes to have it.
But woman and sex matters are like... You know that picture

beautiful232:
shame on the guys all

after they will be forming strong people.
when it's come to that 3letter word...s*x
they become new born baby
crying like the need breast milk


smh for them o

it's not our fault it was pre-installed

I read one in this forum who said he will only count 11 when he goes in, and he starts counting,one,two,three,four, ... ten, eleleleleveeeeeeeeeeen

onyekachee:
very funny
it has been said that before sex the man doesn't reason well while the woman does,after sex the reverse is the case

and what would make her reason well at first and not reason well later? I just don't get ladies. The guy's own is understandable: before sex, the homornes are ravaging and after it, it comes down to an all time low. To think that after sex, that's when ladies homornes starts ravaging is pretty ridiculous to me.

'Let me just wet d dick'

I think the best is ' lemme play with ur body' . Or u tell her u are ' Am hard on' It means u want sex.

The one I did last week!The lady said she will only agree if I wear condom!And I dont have any at home!So,I told her,that wen the sperm wants to come out,I will know and remove my dick!

Blakjewelry:
All these kind matter dey sweet una

u dey talk like say u be saint, if your type try catch one okpeke na parking be the final

DollarPikin:
The one I did last week!The lady said she will only agree if I wear condom!And I dont have any at home!So,I told her,that wen the sperm wants to come out,I will know and remove my dick!

....and what happened? How did it end?

Emodeee:
Despite knowing all these, will that stop ladies from being preys?

are they really preys?
No sir!
They use us to satisfy their sexual fantasy and still make us the guilty ones...

crotonite:
why should i disgrace myself in front of a lady just because of 3secs of orgasm when vaseline can do exactly that...

Vaseline Crew.

Aluta contunua, Victoria acerta

DollarPikin:
The one I did last week!The lady said she will only agree if I wear condom!And I dont have any at home!So,I told her,that wen the sperm wants to come out,I will know and remove my dick!

Continue straffing skin to skin. When all the Legion of STD hit u, u go confess say kpomo no be meat

Purpletee:
lol..
what about the "baby just hold it small" "lemme just put it in between your laps"

Lol. U seem like u were a victim

Hey bros, my container of Vaseline is on the 'high sea', be rest assured that i will take care of you when you run out.

crotonite:
why should i disgrace myself in front of a lady just because of 3secs of orgasm when vaseline can do exactly that...

crotonite:
why should i disgrace myself in front of a lady just because of 3secs of orgasm when vaseline can do exactly that...

guy have yu been spying on my mind?

Laveda:
Is it just me or?

Stale now.

Lolsss ur siggy tho...castration wont solve it oo,na better agbo

onyekachee:
very funny
it has been said that before sex the man doesn't reason well while the woman does,after sex the reverse is the case

so if I'm to get a confession frm u na to just gv u beta sex n u will start prophesying o di nma!!! nw I kw a major weakness of urs. anam abia!!!

Je ki n fi nkan si nkan

Princealex1:

Are you the holy spirit??

LOL......
All because of a pleasure that is not more than 3-5 secs.

Proffdada:
it's not our fault it was pre-installed

austinosita:

You will not understand

Nor go joke o! Konji fit make some guys mumu for girls...

onyekachee:
very funny
it has been said that before sex the man doesn't reason well while the woman does,after sex the reverse is the case

Who said so?

onyekachee:
very funny
it has been said that before sex the man doesn't reason well while the woman does,after sex the reverse is the case

Lol, what a myth

I won't lie I fell for the just let me rub it .....

DozieInc:
LWKM, "lets just be naked let them be seeing themselves" guys Strategizing since 10000bc, mehn thats epic.

That line is from a desperate Nigga wey Conji don soak ehn brain.

lmao chai!!!!

Total & complete wastes of time especially when ur not married not to mention it's disgusting, religiously bad & automatically makes u a male/female hooker/slut who does not actually get paid

KissCODE:
are they really preys?
No sir!
They use us to satisfy their sexual fantasy and still make us the guilty ones...

Facts#

FlirtyKaren:


Who can relate?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/09/hilarious-tweets-of-morning-when-guys.html

some girls will come here to form as if they don't like s*x , but before the end of the show they will end up speaking in tongues!

DozieInc:
LWKM, "lets just be naked let them be seeing themselves" guys Strategizing since 10000bc, mehn thats epic.

I will put it but won't move.