That was a guy not a female. Look at that video again.

COvo:
Lol. Girls be forming hard to get meanwhile their kitten is scratching them so feeking bad. That was how I saw a video on YouTube about a girl that was operated because the whole Love Machine went into her arse. Lol it was so funny,and check properly there'll be a guy asking to foork her but she'll be doing holy. Lol

AngelAhnie:
Your statement was like an attack to me. Anyway you are small, your boneless leg is tiny.

It's small for u because u are wide.. 9 inch dck shld fill up any hooha that hasn't been over exploited to the point of exceeding it's elastic limit, there by transforming into a borehole.

kenonze:
If this trash hit Front page,
I will place myself on 44days ban on NL

u see am now.... If i say that thing now it will like I'm insulting u ok make i keep quiet as long as i no see u 4 nairaland in 44days time

AngelAhnie apost=49557470:


The thing is tiny, that can't satisfy any woman.
Maybe that's what she is using to control her boyfriend's dickkk. Everything is possible in this Buhari govt. He may be a maga that pays well.

#Justthinkingoutloud.

depend on the size of ur pussy, that stuff is called machine,it can expand to any form, remember condom has no size but fit in to all dick,, or ur thin don tear ni? thank u

telemapreye1:
Nobody will claim it but that Love Machine is to big naa
Even real Naija d!ck is not a big as that
Naija men with toothpick d!ck

You are having a laugh? That's average both in length and width. I can't call it small anyway but big? undecided!

kenonze:
If this trash hit Front page,
I will place myself on 44days ban on NL

your ban starts now

AngelAhnie:
Your statement was like an attack to me. Anyway you are small, your boneless leg is tiny.

And your p.ussi is as wide as water well.

Laveda:

Sure?
You owe me tho.

Ya mouth like a milf.

Beta start

kenonze:
If this trash hit Front page,
I will place myself on 44days ban on NL

kenonze:
If this trash hit Front page,
I will place myself on 44days ban on NL

Day 1 of your ban starts tomorrow. See u in 44 days

hardbody:


Chisozzz.....na well the thing wan screw?

Bottomless pit

Give it to another girl in ur office, what's d big deal?

AngelAhnie:


The thing is tiny, that can't satisfy any woman.
Maybe that's what she is using to control her boyfriend's dickkk. Everything is possible in this Buhari govt. He may be a maga that pays well.

#Justthinkingoutloud.

It can satisfy ladies that still have vag.ina and not buckets.
#stillthinkingaloud

ChangeIsCostant:
Some people are not smiling....this size? According to an online user, this awkward "instrument" fell off a colleague's bag in his office this morning. Since no one laid claim to it (which is normal), the twitter user posted the photo online which has now gone viral. And as expected, online users have reacted to the shocking incident...

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/09/omg-see-shocking-instrument-man-spotted.html

Does Linda work in ur office?

Lol! See painment from guys oh! Who dey stop una from buying fake pussy? Abi na poverty dey worry una?
Ignorance is a disease. Studies have shown and proven that women who masturbate enjoy sex more than those who don't and not the reverse.
Get enlightened niggas
BTW isnt it better to use a Love Machine than sleeping around with random dicks and risk getting preggys or infections! Abeg the babe na correct babe jare!
See competition oh!

AngelAhnie:


The thing is tiny, that can't satisfy any woman.
Maybe that's what she is using to control her boyfriend's dickkk. Everything is possible in this Buhari govt. He may be a maga that pays well.

#Justthinkingoutloud.

Chai, you don chop something for this life

Is that iron/metallic or rubber

Iamhatey:
Well, it means a lot sha.
Lemme analyze it

1. Konji Na 'baskard'
2. You guys in the office are just d.ull that you don't know how to do quickie , so she need something like this .

3. Wetin concern you self
4. Look closer, I think it's a glove


5. SEX IS BAE! IF THE REAL THING CANT SATISFY HER, THEN THAT MEAN THIS MACHINE IS DOING A VERY GOOD WORK. I MEAN THIS MACHINE SELF BETTER PASS SOME GUY'S DICKS (they will attack me And if you attack me, that means it!).



STOP DOING APROKO

just ask a Nairaland guy for his number, hook up and tell us if ur hypothesis is real

AngelAhnie:


The thing is tiny, that can't satisfy any woman.
Maybe that's what she is using to control her boyfriend's dickkk. Everything is possible in this Buhari govt. He may be a maga that pays well.

#Justthinkingoutloud.

Loose pùssy owner is talking.

ChiSun27:
What pains me most is that the all time 'formers' will be the ones buying this unsatisfactory stuff.

Guy!!!! On point tlk. Na big business 2 dey sell ds thing. No b dem dey advertise 4 half - 1 page of Sunday punch & oda national dailies? Dem dey even do home delivery. Business must b booming 4 Dem. 9ja girls & hypocrisy sha.... If Dem wnt am ds bad, y dem no fit just go ask d owners of D real thing sha? Dem no born us well 2 tlk no.

Berbierklaus:
The Love machine big o

Ladies satisfying themselves since the invention of dildos,no more heartbreaks,the owner will just get another one

Babygirl, my own big pass that thing ooo ...

Just PM me, Make U feel am

Iamhatey:
Well, it means a lot sha.
Lemme analyze it

1. Konji Na 'baskard'
2. You guys in the office are just d.ull that you don't know how to do quickie , so she need something like this .

3. Wetin concern you self
4. Look closer, I think it's a glove


5. SEX IS BAE! IF THE REAL THING CANT SATISFY HER, THEN THAT MEAN THIS MACHINE IS DOING A VERY GOOD WORK. I MEAN THIS MACHINE SELF BETTER PASS SOME GUY'S DICKS (they will attack me And if you attack me, that means it!).



STOP DOING APROKO

My own big pass that machine...

If you doubt me, bring ur puna make I hammer am for just only 1hr non-stop

Habbatically:
Loose pùssy owner is talking.

Krismart:
It can satisfy ladies that still have vag.ina and not buckets.
#stillthinkingaloud

See painment
Baby size

kenonze:
If this trash hit Front page,
I will place myself on 44days ban on NL

Oya ban ya sef...lol

COvo:
Lol. Girls be forming hard to get meanwhile their kitten is scratching them so feeking bad. That was how I saw a video on YouTube about a girl that was operated because the whole Love Machine went into her arse. Lol it was so funny,and check properly there'll be a guy asking to foork her but she'll be doing holy. Lol

Like seriously that's a very acute problem

artificial penetration, dem plenty for Nysc camp

It looks like it's gold plated.

OlajumokeBread:
I miss the old Nairaland

Now, they feed you with trashy news

you hypocrite..isnt your profile enough thrash already...change yourself first,then you can change others

telemapreye1:
Nobody will claim it but that Love Machine is to big naa
Even real Naija d!ck is not a big as that
Naija men with toothpick d!ck

Babe talk true, big?

OlajumokeBread:
I miss the old Nairaland

Now, they feed you with trashy news

were you forced to open the thread?

You knew it was trash when you did so spare us the trash talk

kingIkay:


just ask a Nairaland guy for his number, hook up and tell us if ur hypothesis is real

See one of them