ba7man:
I'll create a public holiday where corrupt Politicians will be publicly stripped naked and flogged on NTA with the national anthem on repeat in the background.
Their supporters too will be lashed on tv till 4pm before cartoons and soap operas take over.
They'll be a repeat broadcast at night.
Thank you.

lmaoooo!!!! This got me rotfl

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Sharee'ah all the way

*dodges stone*

VickyRotex:

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No way! I won't tell so buhari and his dullards won't copy me without aknowledgement. I'm gonna keep my cards close to my chest. Who knows... 2019. In view.

Eliminate past leaders

Abeg

Restructure. Period. The country is unworkable. Anything else is no better than first aid.

Give Naija People More SUBSIDY BITTERS

ijebuloaded:
As a Nigerian, Witnessing the hard time we facing in this Great Nation, If President Mohammed Buhari was Impeached today and you are elected as the President Of This Nation....My Question is ;

How will you save the Economy woes of this Nation?
How will you Save the Nation out of Recession?
How will You fight Corruption?
How will You Fight Terrorism in Nigeria?


Lets Know How The Change Begins....

ijebuloaded

i will sell Nigeria

the first thing i will do is to jail buhari the Daura President for life for destroying the country

just divide the country

Anything

I will privatize every sectors (Public Private Partnership)
I have my reasons. Quote me!

First act would be to excise the far North.

Second act would be to try and execute anyone who was part of a military government/coup.

Instill a new constitution but ensure section 10 of the current constitution is retained and enforced - no Sharia law as state law. Those states that wish otherwise would be excised from the union.

Build a network of highways and railways that cross the nation.

Build a deep sea port in the south eastern corner of the nation.

Impose a tax on religious bodies of 90%. That money would be used to fund a network of libraries and information technology learning centers.

Pass a law banning those who are functionally illiterate from wasting their time in religious houses.

Ensure that reproductive health is taught to every child from the age of 10.

Take a credible census using biometric data.

Make land registry a matter of national security.

ba7man:
I'll create a public holiday where corrupt Politicians will be publicly stripped naked and flogged on NTA with the national anthem on repeat in the background.

Their supporters too will be lashed on tv till 4pm before cartoons and soap operas take over.

They'll be a repeat broadcast at night.

Thank you.

I wonder what Bukola Saraki would look like when he's flogged naked. They would flog his big belly and he'd run up and down begging for mercy

ahamonyeka:
Kill all the corrupt leaders. thank ya.

As the President? Are you sure they won't tag you 'Ahamonyeka the tyrant'?

I WILL MEET GEJ FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO RUN A SUCCESSFUL ECONOMY

what ama do
1) sack all the national assembly and house of rep members.

2) ensure that only 36 individuals become house of rep members that are going to be responsible for representing each state.

3) Kick start the refineries for in house refining of petroleum products.

4) Conduct aptitude test for all policemen in the country. anyone who doesnt pass will be sacked. no room for low IQ individuals in the nigerian police force.

5) the rule of accountability will be implemented. any funds disbursed for any project must be monitored in such a way that the funds must be used for what they are meant for. any one who diverts disbursed funds for personal use or fails to use the funds for what its meant for will face sanctions and jail term.

6) Ensuring no senator must earn more than 1million naira each per month. if they need funds to carry out projects in any community of their choice, they must apply for it with the presentation of a budget.

7) Ensuring that any court case must not have more than 3 hearing.

Any one accused of stealing govt funds will be sacked from office and must face the law and is likely to face jail time of 10 years.

9) Ministers will be made up of experts in different industries who are capable of moving the nation forward.

10) Find investors to kick start the ajaokuta plant and they will be required to pay a percentage of their profit to the government.

i wont be able to change anything,because nigerians are not ready to change.

if God can give me power to erase the backwardness and corruption in nigerians' mentality

1.no salary for elected politicians.. if you can't volunteer to serve, bye bye, especially the National Assembly and the executive must have NO access to the treasury... end of "do or die politics, infact some people will run away from politics


2.ban exploration of crude oil, lets focus on human capital development.

3.one president ably assisted by 6 vice presidents from the six geo-political regions,that would end unnecessary cry of marginalization.

4.capital punishment for corruption.

5.limit the presidential term to 5years single term and single senator representing each state.

6.full autonomy for local government, no more joint account with state

7. massive funding for science based educational projects..and IT infrastructure..no political office holder be allowed to send his or her ward abroad for education, we all suffer and build the fabrics of our education
,and no" medical tourism "

8.every state be mandated to generate atleast 1000 MW (one thousand) of electricity in a year, that is 36 000MW and FG 10 000MW,and our power problem is as good as solved
...the so called council of state meeting that holds in abuja to share money and drink coffee should have this as their opined agenda

my 8.point agenda

I will first start with police cross check all their files any one found with quary on bribery will be sacked with immediate efect, Open the boader, Amnesty for yahoo boys, Militants and bokoharam, i dnt have the power to reduce the salary of these senators, they r very lucky, i would reduced it to 50k monthly if u are not ready to serve your nation resign.. Increase the Military salary.. Collect NEPA and other asset PMB is about to sale by force, make petrol pump price 100 kerosene 50 gas 12kg 1,500 what else brobe all edo sate gover nor from Igbinedion till when i become the president.. And lastly i will always make sure my fridge is filled with Guinnes extra stout in other to reason well when making policies, will never make policy that will make Nigeria go hungry.. Never i dey craze

Will invest in petroleum and petrochemicals production

Will encourage trade of agricultural and processed goods with neighboring countries and provide transport infrastructures to link Nigeria with these countries

Will battle desertification in the north and clean oil spills south south

AntiWailer:
It will be exciting to see how people who call Buhari a Dullard will run the nation.

Some one want to print plenty money .

Zimbabwe loading.

These are the kind of people we argue with on the state of economy ? I see.




Read the comments and you will see why this generation is a waste.

[size=15pt]A simple question was asked and you turned all your effort to lambasting the generation.

Not knowing you playing to the same gallery you pointing fingers at.

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Divide the country into several manageable and governable units (or countries) or weaken the center (the federal government) and create a loose federation. That's the first step I'll take. This is not because I am Igbo or because I support IPOB (because I don't agree their type of struggle which breeds plenty of hatred for other tribes), it is because Nigeria as it is now is ungovernable. Supposedly strong men like Obasanjo and Buhari could not effectively rule this nation. We should either divide the country or imbibe the wisdom of our founding fathers who embraced a truly federal system after Independence where each region did their own thing (developed at their own pace).

Organized a sovereign national conference to restructure the country and make elective post less attractive to populace & cut government cost.

I will revoke the sale of PHCN assets from those who bought them few years ago because they have no power sector experience (before they bought phcn) while they don't have capital to inject in the electricity sector. I will sell them to General Electric and Siemens.

I will give a loan of 500k to each agric student of higher institution to start professional agriculture.

I will cancel the waste called board of parastatals of Ministries, Departments and agencies.

As for me, I will seek unity first, run a government of inclusion where everyone will have a sense of belonging then we can begin the process of national rebirth, restructure and reposition through reconciliation and forgiveness among all.

Chukazu:
1.no salary for elected politicians.. if you can't volunteer to serve, bye bye, especially the National Assembly and the executive must have NO access to the treasury.

2.ban exploration of crude oil, lets focus on human capital development.

3.one president ably assisted by 6 vice presidents from the six geo-political regions,that would end unnecessary cry of marginalization.

4.capital punishment for corruption.

5.limit the presidential term to 5years single term and single senator representing each state.

6.full autonomy for local government, no more joint account with state

7. massive funding for science based educational projects..and IT infrastructure.

#pointagenda

Correct! Your head dey there like Olumo rock