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5 Problems People With BIG Bum Bum Can Relate by rummeh: 1:16am On Sep 24, 2016
Here are six problems women with big butts can relate with:

1. Most people expects you to know how to twerk.


Once a song comes up that has a good beat, people will start dancing. No matter what you are wearing or how you are feeling, at least one of your friends will call you out.

They will expect you to twerk or bust a move with your butt and you may have no say in the matter. And if it turns out you don’t know how to shake it, you may be laughed at.

2. If you sit down, guys may not pay attention but once you stand up, they are all over you.

Some guys will not notice all your hair and make-up no matter how on ‘fleek’ it is. However, if you stand up to go to the bathroom or simply have to walk around and do something, they will see you butt and become interested.

When you return to where you were, they will flock around you like you just arrived.


3. Men expect you to be a Sex goddess.


Yes, if you have a big booty, you are seen as sexier, more adventurous and kinky. Some guys will expect to hear your Sex stories, the time you and your girls got freaky and so on and some may even want to experience such.

Just because you have big butt does not mean that you are a Sex goddess and are interested in every man you see.

4. The endless comments and stares everywhere you go.

Smartphones can be your worst enemy here. People who see big butt can (and do) easily take a picture of it, make it into a meme and you will be viral before sunset.

Plus men and women will comment, point and stare wherever you go. Even your friends and family will make reference to your big bum bum.

5. Everything you wear draws attention to your big butt.

From loose dresses to asoebi and even a plain trouser and a shirt, everything will only draw attention to your big butt.

And for some reason, clothes are seen as more provocative or vulgar when people with curves wear them so you have that societal discrimination to face all your life.



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Re: 5 Problems People With BIG Bum Bum Can Relate by rummeh: 1:18am On Sep 24, 2016
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Re: 5 Problems People With BIG Bum Bum Can Relate by Nobody: 1:48am On Sep 24, 2016
rummeh:
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lalasticlala, Seun

you expect this on frontpage?

how does this affect us as a nation? angry undecided
Re: 5 Problems People With BIG Bum Bum Can Relate by rummeh: 2:06am On Sep 24, 2016
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you expect this on frontpage?

how does this affect us as a nation? angry undecided

Is it my fault you're paranoid ?? grin grin

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