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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by CoolUsername: 8:43pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
He just posts this stuff to jerk off to our comments. We should stop replying to sh*t like this while he spends his time prattling about atheists instead of healing amputees. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by onetrack(m): 9:47pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
CoolUsername: Don't let yourself get worked up over nothing. I think these types of posts are funny. |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by blueAgent(m): 4:52am On Sep 28, 2016 |
winner01: Nice one Bro. |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by blueAgent(m): 5:00am On Sep 28, 2016 |
DoctorAlien: You are wicked, most you murder them like this.Lol..... coughing people who say they came from rock and Ape sorry!!!! |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by blueAgent(m): 5:05am On Sep 28, 2016 |
CoolUsername: The truth hurts , Sorry. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frank317: 6:18am On Sep 28, 2016 |
Lol... Invisible sky daddy MUST exist... He is really proud of u. Keep up the evangelistic work, while he remains hiding. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by promise10: 7:17am On Sep 28, 2016 |
KingEbukasBlog:Hahahahahaha Hope he says "not 100% sure!" |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by promise10: 7:41am On Sep 28, 2016 |
blueAgent:That can murder atheists 1 Like |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by promise10: 7:41am On Sep 28, 2016 |
onetrack:YES, but that still make MORE SENSE than atheism. All of them believe one thing in common; "for there to be an effect(creation), there MUST be a cause(creator), which cause(creator, hence God) must be supreme than it's effect put together" |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by promise10: 7:42am On Sep 28, 2016 |
blueAgent:That can murder atheists 1 Like |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by promise10: 7:47am On Sep 28, 2016 |
frank317:Another post filled with foolishness and ignorance. God is not a sky daddy! These are terms you people use to look foolish! |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frank317: 7:52am On Sep 28, 2016 |
promise10: lol @ "God is not a skydaddy" should we call him "invisible daddy" a creator that lives only in the christian mind... lol |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by onetrack(m): 8:10am On Sep 28, 2016 |
promise10: Then you should accept the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER into your heart, because he created you. |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by Nobody: 9:19am On Sep 28, 2016 |
winner01: Lol. That's the point. Science is a systematic study through which is gotten a body of knowledge. Atheism, in most cases, is meant to be based on science. That's the freaking point. From archeology to psychology, microbiology, geography, evolutionary biology, theology. These are all sciences upon which many atheists base their non-belief. Abi did you expect atheists to have a holy book that brainwashes them into their deconversion? What else do you expect them to base it on? In fact your point validates atheism. Thanks man! 1 Like |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by Nobody: 9:25am On Sep 28, 2016 |
CoolUsername: Atheists have been doing same to folks here in the religion section since adam (or rather, since lack of adam ). It's only fair the same happens to us. And being the instigators we are meant to take up the challenge and counter logically when hit. |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 10:18am On Sep 28, 2016 |
LastOkpaBender:The should man up and base it on atheism. |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 10:19am On Sep 28, 2016 |
onetrack:Do we have any claims supporting the FSM? |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by Nobody: 10:39am On Sep 28, 2016 |
winner01: Dear Friend, atheism is concept. Like all concepts, it has to be based on something. This is because all concepts are conclusions. And all conclusions are based on premises. The premises may be sound or unsound, they may be valid or invalid, but a conclusion/concept, must be based on premises. From Christianity, which is based on experiences noted in the bible, to veganism, which is based on animal rights advocacy and attainment of good health, all concepts must be based on premises. Veganism cannot be based on veganism. That wouldn't make sense. It's like saying the definition of intertextuality is intertextuality. No sense at all. So you see my friend, there must be substance beneath. And in most cases, the substance beneath atheism contain elements of rational arguments and systematic study. |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by onetrack(m): 10:46am On Sep 28, 2016 |
winner01: Faith, pure and clear, is all I need. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by promise10: 10:57am On Sep 28, 2016 |
frank317:See another smiling mumu! Yes, he is invisible because he is not under the influence of physics. And it makes more sense to me. If he is under the influence of physics(effect) he cannot be the cause of it. There are more to this... Even if the creator lives in our mind, it still make sense. Because we believe that THERE MUST BE A CREATOR. The universe NEVER popped out! For there to be an effect(creation), there MUST be a cause(creator, hence God). And this is the common sense logic atheism requires a STRONG faith to elude. |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by promise10: 11:05am On Sep 28, 2016 |
onetrack:My stand in theism and atheism, is a matter of "what makes MORE SENSE" no matter how wrong it is. Even if you believe with all your heart in the INVISIBLE PURPLISH PINK TRANSPARENT UNICORN. I would only say congratulation to sanity! Because, you have not conclusively cancelled out the possibility of a creator. Which an average atheist has ALREADY cancelled out, and with a strong faith has believed the laughable "something comes from NOTHING". |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by promise10: 11:13am On Sep 28, 2016 |
winner01:Very good question! But, even if there IS NO claim supporting it, don't you think it makes more sense than atheism? For one to believe FSM, it shows that the person ACKNOWLEDGES the reality of a CAUSE(creator, hence God), because of the EFFECT(creation). Which an average atheist has conclusively cancelled out with a strong faith of; "one day science will figure out how something(creation) came from NOTHING". What a strong faith?! |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frank317: 1:06pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
promise10: It makes sense for the creator to live in ur mind alone? Lol... This one na kolomental. Ok now, the creator must exist, in ur mind... What's the point |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by Nobody: 1:11pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
frank317: yet you are everywhere talking about something you claim exists in anothers mind. The word Kolomental best describes you.... Which is worse? A man who says he sees something best known to him and you who does not see what he sees but would spend your whole day and energy talking and mocking what you do not see or perceive? So who is going loco? |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by promise10: 1:38pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
frank317:What is true in my mind can be true! That my past actions are existing in my mind doesn't mean they never happened. Yeah of course, it makes sense because I am still riding on the COMMON SENSE LOGIC of cause(creator) and effect(creation), which atheism is fooling itself around. So shameful! Because atheistic view is like saying, that creation popped out of nothing, caused by nothing without any intention, just became something. This is what I call a CERTIFIED kolomental. Don't you think so?! |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by hopefulLandlord: 1:41pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
promise10: you're still not saying anything valid its funny how you've engaged in discussions with atheists over the years and still display wilful ignorance and intellectual dishonesty in order to push a nonexistent point across shame
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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by promise10: 1:49pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
hopefulLandlord:What is not valid? That the common sense logic of cause and effect is not logically valid? Little wonder, you don't make use of good logics in arguments. You just scramble, only to be arrested at the end of the day. So, saying that there is an effect with NO CAUSE(atheism), is the valid logic, right? What a wonderful foolishness! Keep the foolishness moving, ride one! |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by hopefulLandlord: 1:56pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
promise10: I know I'm foolish, you've got any other insults? maybe if you slow down a bit you'll get my message atheism is simply a lack of belief in deities atheism never said we came from nothing, neither did it say we came from something, atheism laid no such claim only intellectually dishonest and wilfully ignorant theists like you define atheism by giving it certain characteristics you like in order to help your fart smell good 2 Likes
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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by promise10: 2:16pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
hopefulLandlord:Just GO and SLEEP! This is what I always hear when you guys are attacked with logics! What about intellectually dishonest and wilfully ignorant atheists like you who characterise God as "an invisible sky daddy". You won't talk about that too. Bunch of hypocrites! |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by promise10: 2:29pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
hopefulLandlord:"atheism never said we came from nothing, neither did it say we came from something, atheism laid no such claim" The above is nothing but a foolish LIE! If the your above statement should be true, then it no more atheistic but agnostic! Atheism is disbelief or lack of belief in the existence of God or gods(creator). For one to disbelieve in God(creator), simply means he believes that there is NO creator. And as such means, that he believes that we NEVER came from something(creator, hence God). And if somebody says he believes that we come from something, he is not an atheist. When he is UNSURE if we come from something(creator) or not, he is simply AGNOSTIC. When he DOESN'T BELIEVE we come from something, he is an atheist. Don't misinterpret atheism with that of agnostic. |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by hopefulLandlord: 2:32pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
promise10: I'm sorry for engaging you here its hard when you have a definition up your mind and do anything to uphold it, that's what you're doing here and still can't see it despite me pointing it out bro, you win! |
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frank317: 2:33pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
4everGod: lol... ok, keep on promoting madness. Afterall it sounds like thats ur God's intention, to hide while u seek him. So he sees his invisible sky daddy creator in the best way its known to him? interesting |
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