HitlerGaddafi:


There was this particular girl I was fvcking and all of a sudden, she just shít all over my bedsheet. All those watery shīt for that matter. I was like why you no drop this thing before you come fvck. She felt really embarassed and I made sure she washed my bedsheet too ..

ucsparks:
Ok, so how is this educative?

HitlerGaddafi:
Mine is too numerous to mention but some ladies can be very funny and dirty sha ..

There was this particular girl I was fvcking and all of a sudden, she just shít all over my bedsheet. All those watery shīt for that matter. I was like why you no drop this thing before you come fvck. She felt really embarassed and I made sure she washed my bedsheet too ..


Another one ladies do is farting during sex. Chai I don't even know what to say on this matter.

The strangest and weirdiest thing to have happened to me during boinkíng was with this girl that was trying to impress me or something. I nor even understand. This happened about ten years ago. After fvcking her, I released inside condom. She took the condom, emptied my pap inside her mouth and swallowed it. I was like wtf!. She still even wanted to kiss me with that same mouth again. That girl is unarguably my best sexual partner till date. We did many rubbish and try so many new things p0rnstars won't even do. Chai I miss those days sha..

What can be funny and at the same time embarrassing for a lady during sex is when she comes visiting without the intent of fvcking. You manage to put her in the mood and when she commot cloth , she gets embarrassed by her dirty underwear ..All those kind underwear wey dey get some patches of blood stain ... Some girls can be so dirty sha. That's why when they come visiting and they know sey fvcks go happen, they try to wear their best neatest and prettiest pant.

puke

DeLioncourt:
lmao... weirdest thing i've experienced is when air comes out of the girl's p*ssy and it makes a fart sound.

lol. that sh*t is weird as f*ck!

ErnieSmallzz:
oh lord.

HitlerGaddafi:

Guy that one sweet die. Me dey always do am on purpose. You go slam the díck inside with force. The air wey don trap inside the pvssy na hin dey make that sound. You go dey hear kpra kpre kpro....Chai God bless God for creating pvssy. I wonder what the world would have been without this wonderful piece of artistry called vagína.

Smallville10:
Hitlergaddafi are u related to Obontami

prettythicksme:
Here to read lies

HitlerGaddafi:

No o why u ask?

PussySmasher:
That shít matter me sef don experience am before. I wanted to try something new with this babe. I sha persuaded her we go _anal. Oboy my d1ck was a shadow of itself when I dipped it in and brought it out.. I no fit forget that day ever.

DLondonboiy:
What did I just read??
Father forgive me for I have sinned..
Jesus...

sinaj:
This is so funny





Smellymo.uth come nd giv ur own testimony lol

whugo:

I like you, and your moniker