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Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by HitlerGaddafi: 12:54pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
Mine is too numerous to mention but some ladies can be very funny and dirty sha .. There was this particular girl I was fvcking and all of a sudden, she just shít all over my bedsheet. All those watery shīt for that matter. I was like why you no drop this thing before you come fvck. She felt really embarassed and I made sure she washed my bedsheet too .. Another one ladies do is farting during sex. Chai I don't even know what to say on this matter. The strangest and weirdiest thing to have happened to me during boinkíng was with this girl that was trying to impress me or something. I nor even understand. This happened about ten years ago. After fvcking her, I released inside condom. She took the condom, emptied my pap inside her mouth and swallowed it. I was like wtf!. She still even wanted to kiss me with that same mouth again. That girl is unarguably my best sexual partner till date. We did many rubbish and try so many new things p0rnstars won't even do. Chai I miss those days sha.. What can be funny and at the same time embarrassing for a lady during sex is when she comes visiting without the intent of fvcking. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 55 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by DLondonboiy: 12:58pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
What did I just read?? Father forgive me for I have sinned.. Jesus... 110 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by Nobody: 12:58pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
Ok, so how is this educative? ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by EmperorLee(m): 1:00pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
HitlerGaddafi: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha Mi gbori laye mii ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 13 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by Greataausim(m): 1:06pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
The day i was disvirgin by aunty Vero, i felt something coming out of my dick, whc took me at strange, but later discovered my joyous moments after some soeconds. 7 Likes |
Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by HitlerGaddafi: 1:06pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
ucsparks:If you want something educative, there's a section created specially for you. Why nigerians too dey behave anyhow like this. 36 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by Greataausim(m): 1:07pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
HitlerGaddafi: Guy u badt Ooooooo 2 Likes |
Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by ErnieSmallzz(f): 1:11pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
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Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by sinaj(f): 1:15pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
This is so funny ![]() Smellymouth come nd giv ur own testimony lol 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by DeLioncourt: 1:15pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
lmao... weirdest thing i've experienced is when air comes out of the girl's p*ssy and it makes a fart sound. lol. that sh*t is weird as f*ck! 21 Likes |
Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by Nobody: 1:16pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
That shít matter me sef don experience am before. I wanted to try something new with this babe. I sha persuaded her we go _anal. Oboy my d1ck was a shadow of itself when I dipped it in and brought it out.. I no fit forget that day ever. 44 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by Nobody: 1:19pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
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Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by HitlerGaddafi: 1:25pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
DeLioncourt:Guy that one sweet die. Me dey always do am on purpose. You go slam the díck inside with force. The air wey don trap inside the pvssy na hin dey make that sound. You go dey hear kpra kpre kpro....Chai God bless God for creating pvssy. I wonder what the world would have been without this wonderful piece of artistry called vagína. 37 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by mare23ayo(m): 1:29pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
watery shit ![]() |
Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by Forzap: 1:33pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
I injured my knee!! Was kongin her in bed normally,due to excitement naso we roll go floor(student rug tho ![]() 34 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by Evakinqz: 1:39pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
Bad guys everywhere ![]() 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by Nobody: 1:41pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
ErnieSmallzz:Depending on the lord you serve, but if it's the one above in heaven, you know, the unquestionable one. I think it's quite blasphemous and utterly repugnant you mention Him in a thread like this. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by DeLioncourt: 1:43pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
HitlerGaddafi: lmao... no go loss inside ooo 2 Likes |
Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by Akuneshiobike(m): 1:46pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
I was given her mouth actionI & she was screaming. After a while, a white hot substance immediately shoot out & spread all over my face. 16 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by Nobody: 1:51pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
Hitlergaddafi are u related to Obontami |
Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by handsam(m): 2:00pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
Hahaha ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by HitlerGaddafi: 2:01pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
Smallville10:No o why u ask? |
Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by Nobody: 2:07pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
Here to read lies ![]() 1 Like 3 Shares |
Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by Nobody: 2:20pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
prettythicksme:here to reward ur lies 1 Like |
Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by Aeroflyer: 2:30pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
Still remember when we were small and we wan f_uck. We go just dey reason how our small pr1ck go enter this tiny toto. Na to just dey rub the thing till e sweet us finish and we orgasm. My funniest experience was with an olosho. It was a very long time ago and I was very young. Konji wan kill me naso I package enter one brothel for my hood. Me and this oloso enter room and we agreed d0ggy. As I was banging her naso I bin wan practice wetin I dey always watch for p0rn where the guy go dey spank the girl ass as he dey Bleep the thing d0ggy style. Na so I give this girl one hot spanking for ass. Oboy the thing pain am o. She stand up change am for me. I tell am make she no vex she no wan hear anything she just dey shout dey para. Before I know all her colleagues don gather. I just use style pass the back gate run go house. Na the wallet I con even forget for her room con even pain me pass. 66 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by Nobody: 2:33pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
HitlerGaddafi:please go and make him ur friend immediately because u are guys of d same dirty mind |
Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by KINGOFJAPAN: 2:39pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
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Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by whugo(m): 3:31pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
DLondonboiy:I like you, and your moniker 1 Like |
Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by ALAGA1: 3:42pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
sinaj: What is SEZZ!? 1 Like
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Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by DLondonboiy: 3:51pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
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Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by Babysnow1: 3:54pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
;Dshitty topic....
well no experience for now Sha.cos I be amateur.[color=]shitty topic.... |
Re: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by Babysnow1: 3:55pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
[quote author=DLondonboiy post=49747308] Ermmm....okay.. But I have a girlfriend.. ![]() chai straight forward reply. 1 Like 2 Shares |
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