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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by promise10: 2:37pm On Sep 28, 2016
hopefulLandlord:


I'm sorry for engaging you here

its hard when you have a definition up your mind and do anything to uphold it, that's what you're doing here and still can't see it despite me pointing it out

bro, you win!
Bro, I don't know the meaning of the "you win" you are just screaming. May be to make yourself look smart. It's not even working out!

Bro, I NEVER framed up a definition out of my mind.

This is the dictionary meaning:
atheism - /ˈeɪθɪɪz(ə)m/
noun
1. disbelief or lack of belief in the existence of God or gods.

So what else are you talking about?

You can't just take up something and give it the meaning you want it to have, and believe in it as atheism. This is where your problem begins!
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frank317: 2:39pm On Sep 28, 2016
promise10:

What is true in my mind can be true! That my past actions are existing in my mind doesn't mean they never happened.


Yeah of course, it makes sense because I am still riding on the COMMON SENSE LOGIC of cause(creator) and effect(creation), which atheism is fooling itself around. So shameful!

Because atheistic view is like saying, that creation popped out of nothing, caused by nothing without any intention, just became something. This is what I call a CERTIFIED kolomental. Don't you think so?!



of course, your God is evident in your mind just like your past actions that are in your memory. Thats how mighty your so called God can be.

Now that he is existing in your mind... whats next? who e epp?
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by promise10: 2:40pm On Sep 28, 2016
frank317:


lol... ok, keep on promoting madness. Afterall it sounds like thats ur God's intention, to hide while u seek him. So he sees his invisible sky daddy creator in the best way its known to him? interesting
Bro, I don't have a sky daddy creator! Stop being FOOLISH!
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frank317: 3:25pm On Sep 28, 2016
promise10:

Bro, I don't have a sky daddy creator! Stop being FOOLISH!


See this one... Where is your creator? Didn't u just accept hr is in ur mind? Or do u have a picture of him?
Answer me, is he visible or invisible?

Does he reside in the sky or not? Or are the heavens under the ground?

Check urself before u wreck yourself.

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by onetrack(m): 4:44pm On Sep 28, 2016
promise10:


Because, you have not conclusively cancelled out the possibility of a creator. Which an average atheist has ALREADY cancelled out, and with a strong faith has believed the laughable "something comes from NOTHING".

Nonsense, most atheists are agnostic and do not rule out gods.
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 4:59pm On Sep 28, 2016
frank317:


See this one... Where is your creator? Didn't u just accept hr is in ur mind? Or do u have a picture of him?
Answer me, is he visible or invisible?

Does he reside in the sky or not? Or are the heavens under the ground?

Check urself before u wreck yourself.
God is invisible, but His creation is visible so that we are without excuse.

The deed is done frank, no amount of fighting Him will take away the pain. It might only take away the hope.

You dont have to do this.
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 5:02pm On Sep 28, 2016
hopefulLandlord:


I know I'm foolish, you've got any other insults?

maybe if you slow down a bit you'll get my message

atheism is simply a lack of belief in deities

atheism never said we came from nothing, neither did it say we came from something, atheism laid no such claim

only intellectually dishonest and wilfully ignorant theists like you define atheism by giving it certain characteristics you like in order to help your fart smell good




Lack of belief in deites may mean deities exist but you refuse to believe in them.

Lack of belief in the EXISTENCE of deities is the widely accepted definition of atheism. Dont try to change that.
If this is the case, then where do we come from?
And if you dont know, why do you spend your days fighting God?
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frank317: 6:46pm On Sep 28, 2016
winner01:
God is invisible, but His creation is visible so that we are without excuse.

.

You have accepted he is invisible... When u answer the question on where he reside and tell me if you call him ur father or not. Then u will understand why he is you INVISIBLE SKY DADDY

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 7:08pm On Sep 28, 2016
frank317:


You have accepted he is invisible... When u answer the question on where he reside and tell me if you call him ur father or not. Then u will understand why he is you INVISIBLE SKY DADDY
I know he resides in the heavens and is manifest in the universe. I cant point you to where he resides. There are a lot of things I dont know, and i wont for such reason dismiss the existence of my maker

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frank317: 7:31pm On Sep 28, 2016
winner01:
I know he resides in the heavens and is manifest in the universe. I cant point you to where he resides. There are a lot of things I dont know, and i wont for such reason dismiss the existence of my maker

Was Jesus seen flying into heaven? He resides in the sky, and he is your father, therefore he is an invisible sky daddy.

Of course u will not dismiss the existence of a creator, u should make up a creator after viewing the world, u should also go further and say this made up creator is ur father, he loves u and he makes mistakes and regrets... If you dont realize u are sick, then u need help.

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 7:52pm On Sep 28, 2016
frank317:


Was Jesus seen flying into heaven? He resides in the sky, and he is your father, therefore he is an invisible sky daddy.

Of course u will not dismiss the existence of a creator, u should make up a creator after viewing the world, u should also go further and say this made up creator is ur father, he loves u and he makes mistakes and regrets... If you dont realize u are sick, then u need help.
I do not know a sky daddy. Perhaps you are referring to the picture below.

You cant win this frank.

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frank317: 8:50pm On Sep 28, 2016
winner01:
I do not know a sky daddy. Perhaps you are referring to the picture below.

You cant win this frank.

Lol... U obviously don't know the meaning of invisible... Pray for sense.

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by Nobody: 9:04pm On Sep 28, 2016
frank317:


Lol... U obviously don't know the meaning of invisible... Pray for sense.

Yet you the supposedly sensible one is having high blood pressure over an alleged invisible non existent skydaddy.
#Thinksmartactsmart
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frank317: 9:13pm On Sep 28, 2016
4everGod:


Yet you the supposedly sensible one is having high blood pressure over an alleged invisible non existent skydaddy.
#Thinksmartactsmart

What First u have an invisible sky daddy, now u see me with high blood pressure...

Seriously dude... Does that picture depict and "invisible" sky daddy... Be honest... U wish it was ur God in that image don't u?

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 9:14pm On Sep 28, 2016
frank317:


Lol... U obviously don't know the meaning of invisible... Pray for sense.
Who should I pray to?
You?
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 9:16pm On Sep 28, 2016
frank317:


What First u have an invisible sky daddy, now u see me with high blood pressure...

Seriously dude... Does that picture depict and "invisible" sky daddy... Be honest... U wish it was ur God in that image don't u?
My God is invisible and we can perceive Him from Creation.

I've given you your sky daddy, what else do you want?
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by Nobody: 9:16pm On Sep 28, 2016
frank317:


What First u have an invisible sky daddy, now u see me with high blood pressure...

Seriously dude... Does that picture depict and "invisible" sky daddy... Be honest... U wish it was ur God in that image don't u?


Am i the one who has been hyperventilating over Him for the better part of today？
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 9:20pm On Sep 28, 2016
4everGod:



Am i the one who has been hyperventilating over Him for the better part of today？
Good evening Bro., I saw an article that makes sense.


www.christianitytoday.com/gleanings/2016/september/religion-boosts-us-economy-more-apple-amazon-google-grim.html
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by Nobody: 9:27pm On Sep 28, 2016
winner01:

Good evening Bro., I saw an article that makes sense.


www.christianitytoday.com/gleanings/2016/september/religion-boosts-us-economy-more-apple-amazon-google-grim.html

cc seun
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frank317: 9:30pm On Sep 28, 2016
winner01:
Who should I pray to?
You?

No ur invisible sky daddy, the one u accept lives in ur head
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frank317: 9:38pm On Sep 28, 2016
winner01:
My God is invisible and we can perceive Him from Creation.

I've given you your sky daddy, what else do you want?

Ur God is perceived from creation? Ur whiskers must be highly sensitive.

Ur delusion is getting off hand... Now, to u, I claim to have a sky daddy...what will u see next?

Just like u created a God and from no where he is loving, gets angry and is mysterious... U have seen that I have a sky daddy, u even got his image for me... Lol, you are one hell of a talented guy.

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frank317: 9:46pm On Sep 28, 2016
4everGod:



Am i the one who has been hyperventilating over Him for the better part of today？

Christians..smh.u guys are good at seeing the unseeable.
Just like u have a sky daddy, ur bro winner has seen me having high blood pressure, u see now me hyperventilating.

Now I understand what believing in God does for u guys.... It gives u extra taken. Lol

No, I was the one who opened a thread saying that atheists crack me up. So to u anyone who responds to ur thread is hyperventilating... U must be a lonely guy.

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by hopefulLandlord: 10:44pm On Sep 28, 2016
frank317:


Christians..smh.u guys are good at seeing the unseeable.
Just like u have a sky daddy, ur bro winner has seen me having high blood pressure, u see now me hyperventilating.

Now I understand what believing in God does for u guys.... It gives u extra taken. Lol

No, I was the one who opened a thread saying that atheists crack me up. So to u anyone who responds to ur thread is hyperventilating... U must be a lonely guy.

Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by hopefulLandlord: 10:47pm On Sep 28, 2016
frank317:


What First u have an invisible sky daddy, now u see me with high blood pressure...

Seriously dude... Does that picture depict and "invisible" sky daddy... Be honest... U wish it was ur God in that image don't u?

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frank317: 11:06pm On Sep 28, 2016
[quote author=hopefulLandlord post=49757178][/quote]

Lol... I love that cute kid...

Winner has sleepless nights because atheist are challenging his belief.he opens thousands of thread spreading lies about atheism.
He works so hard trying to prove his sky daddy, whom he accepts is just an assumption based on the fact that he believes the world must be created, exists to no avail. He has been active for the past two years or more, yet no help from his so called almighty omini everything, the dude keeps disappointing him and making him work harder to prove he exists...

Yet if you tell him he is lying, u are the one having blood pressure and hyperventilating...my brother, are these guys okay?

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 11:14pm On Sep 28, 2016
frank317:


Lol... I love that cute kid...

Winner has sleepless nights because atheist are challenging his belief.he opens thousands of thread spreading lies about atheism.
He works so hard trying to prove his sky daddy, whom he accepts is just an assumption based on the fact that he believes the world must be created, exists to no avail. He has been active for the past two years or more, yet no help from his so called almighty omini everything, the dude keeps disappointing him and making him work harder to prove he exists...

Yet if you tell him he is lying, u are the one having blood pressure and hyperventilating...my brother, are these guys okay?

Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 11:15pm On Sep 28, 2016
[quote author=hopefulLandlord post=49757178][/quote]

Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frank317: 11:29pm On Sep 28, 2016
Now his God was nailed on the cross...his almighty, all powerful, all ominieverything creator was nailed on the cross...

Can I also kick his assss?

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 11:32pm On Sep 28, 2016
frank317:


Christians..smh.u guys are good at seeing the unseeable.
Just like u have a sky daddy, ur bro winner has seen me having high blood pressure, u see now me hyperventilating.

Now I understand what believing in God does for u guys.... It gives u extra taken. Lol

No, I was the one who opened a thread saying that atheists crack me up. So to u anyone who responds to ur thread is hyperventilating... U must be a lonely guy.

Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frank317: 11:38pm On Sep 28, 2016
Now I understand why your God went hiding...

He showed himself and got nailed on the cross. Is he afraid the next time he shows up, an AK 47 would be used to blast his holy ass?
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 11:38pm On Sep 28, 2016
frank317:
Now his God was nailed on the cross...his almighty, all powerful, all ominieverything creator was nailed on the cross...

Can I also kick his assss?

Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frank317: 11:39pm On Sep 28, 2016
Lol... How this thread is cracking me up

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