sinaj:
This is so funny





Smellymouth come nd giv ur own testimony lol

BiafranBushBoy:
....

This thread will win best comments...

Digging a girl and she was reciting a bible passage ... I was like

Na SU?

McBrooklyn:
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Annnikky, I know you no dey carry last for this kind thread because you too like anything sex related

annnikky:

c who's talking that like this kinda thread like peppe soup

Lol, am sure what you just wrote ain't English cos I've tried reading and reading all to no avail

McBrooklyn:


Lol, am sure what you just wrote ain't English cos I've tried reading and reading all to no avail

HIS ROYAL FUCKNESS i Love to fυck was here

annnikky:

Try n u'll undastnd it very well

Lol, you're probably high and you sef no even know what you're typing

McBrooklyn:


Lol, you're probably high and you sef no even know what you're typing

DLondonboiy:
What did I just read??

Father forgive me for I have sinned..

Jesus...

HitlerGaddafi:
Mine is too numerous to mention but some ladies can be very funny and dirty sha ..

There was this particular girl I was fvcking and all of a sudden, she just shít all over my bedsheet. All those watery shīt for that matter. I was like why you no drop this thing before you come fvck. She felt really embarassed and I made sure she washed my bedsheet too ..


Another one ladies do is farting during sex. Chai I don't even know what to say on this matter.

The strangest and weirdiest thing to have happened to me during boinkíng was with this girl that was trying to impress me or something. I nor even understand. This happened about ten years ago. After fvcking her, I released inside condom. She took the condom, emptied my pap inside her mouth and swallowed it. I was like wtf!. She still even wanted to kiss me with that same mouth again. That girl is unarguably my best sexual partner till date. We did many rubbish and try so many new things p0rnstars won't even do. Chai I miss those days sha..

What can be funny and at the same time embarrassing for a lady during sex is when she comes visiting without the intent of fvcking. You manage to put her in the mood and when she commot cloth , she gets embarrassed by her dirty underwear ..All those kind underwear wey dey get some patches of blood stain ... Some girls can be so dirty sha. That's why when they come visiting and they know sey fvcks go happen, they try to wear their best neatest and prettiest pant.

HitlerGaddafi:

Guy that one sweet die. Me dey always do am on purpose. You go slam the díck inside with force. The air wey don trap inside the pvssy na hin dey make that sound. You go dey hear kpra kpre kpro....Chai God bless God for creating pvssy. I wonder what the world would have been without this wonderful piece of artistry called vagína.

annnikky:

Really

Yeah, so wetin you drink abi wetin you smoke??

McBrooklyn:


Yeah, so wetin you drink abi wetin you smoke??

annnikky:

Cigar

Lol, like say iffa buy you the cigar now, you'll even have the gut to sniff it not to talk of your smoking it

PussySmasher:
That shít matter me sef don experience am before. I wanted to try something new with this babe. I sha persuaded her we go _anal. Oboy my d1ck was a shadow of itself when I dipped it in and brought it out.. I no fit forget that day ever.

McBrooklyn:


Lol, like say iffa buy you the cigar now, you'll even have the gut to sniff it not to talk of your smoking it

annnikky:

Try n c then

Lol, no even go try am one day because boys go just take advantage of you when you're high

ALAGA1:


What is SEZZ!?

McBrooklyn:


Lol, no even go try am one day because boys go just take advantage of you when you're high

annnikky:

U really think so

No, it's the damn fact. You'll just wake up and you go see loads of cûms for your pûssy