HeheHehehe...

Eyah.. Keep it coming.

Nice one . Not really a fan of romance ,especially those sacrificed on the altar of a good storyline but this your story is beautiful (small small with the hyperbole o). I cringed when the lead character professed his hatred for Biafra( because of woman) almost made me dislike the book ,but that depicts a good book
; one that can make me forget, for a second, that it's all fiction. More ink to your printer, and to my fellow readers; more thickness to your lenses; and to the pervs; more grease to your Vaseline

wackpoet:
Nice one . Not really a fan of romance ,especially those sacrificed on the altar of a good storyline but this your story is beautiful (small small with the hyperbole o). I cringed when the lead character professed his hatred for Biafra( because of woman) almost made me dislike the book ,but that depicts a good book
; one that can make me forget, for a second, that it's all fiction. More ink to your printer, and to my fellow readers; more thickness to your lenses; and to the pervs; more grease to your Vaseline

Thanks, sir. Please do check out my other story.

fikfaknuel:
Thanks, sir. Please do check out my other story.

Will do bro.

Hmm.. Weldone bro

ROYH:
hehe, all they way from ajegunle to A Tint Of White In D Dark, Ride On Jawe Fikfaknuel, i really need good love story to quench my thirst, tgold1, mrlemuel, beebeeooh, smartestpopqueen, beenuel, theblessedman, pricedami, pamelb, come and partake in dix tenth and you can epp a thirsty throat also by providing a link to unstoppable original ogbonge LOVE Tori, i dey LOOK FOR Something

should give u that in a few months....


SATAN'S GODMOTHER

ROYH:
hehe, all they way from ajegunle to A Tint Of White In D Dark, Ride On Jawe Fikfaknuel, i really need good love story to quench my thirst, tgold1, mrlemuel, beebeeooh, smartestpopqueen, beenuel, theblessedman, pricedami, pamelb, come and partake in dix tenth and you can epp a thirsty throat also by providing a link to unstoppable original ogbonge LOVE Tori, i dey LOOK FOR Something

seated sir. I wonder where smartestpopqueen is. I've missed her like kilode.

PamelB:
seated sir. I wonder where smartestpopqueen is. I've missed her like kilode.

Thought I was the only one wondering where she is......

I missed Her Gan....... Nii

Tgold1:


Thought I was the only one wondering where she is......

I missed Her Gan....... Nii

that's eh. she just disappeared like that.

Lemme call her

PamelB:
that's eh. she just disappeared like that.

Let me call her.......

*dials number* and phone rings: griinnn griinn*

Me: Hello
SmartestPopQueen: Hi dear
Me: Baby, Where Have you Been Na, You Know I am Missing you, YOu know ones I did Not see you for few days, there would be a Hole in My heart Like Doughnut..... And My Head Will Bang Like A Pornster..... Pls dear Don't Let Me Miss You More, Pls Come around......
SmartestPopQueen: Awnnnn, My Head will Soon explode o....
Me: Baby Pls don't let it explode now, let it be Later after we see you around..... And the whole TEAM HeRO Miss YOu...... Luv You Dear..

*Ends Call*....... Sigh........

Now I can Zip garri and fried Fish

Tgold1:


Let me call her.......

*dials number* and phone rings: griinnn griinn*

Me: Hello
SmartestPopQueen: Hi dear
Me: Baby, Where Have you Been Na, You Know I am Missing you, YOu know ones I did Not see you for few days, there would be a Hole in My heart Like Doughnut..... And My Head Will Bang Like A Pornster..... Pls dear Don't Let Me Miss You More, Pls Come around......
SmartestPopQueen: Awnnnn, My Head will Soon explode o....
Me: Baby Pls don't let it explode now, let it be Later after we see you around..... And the whole TEAM HeRO Miss YOu...... Luv You Dear..

*Ends Call*....... Sigh........

Now I can Zip garri and fried Fish

alright. while we wait for her, let's get busy with this story. fikfaknuel, you've got a nice story line. well done and pls, do update to quench our thirst. happy sunday

Not Only Her Oo, Even Theblessedman Also Cant Be Sight

PamelB:
seated sir. I wonder where smartestpopqueen is. I've missed her like kilode.

Eze2000:

should give u that in a few months....
SATAN'S GODMOTHER

You Mean The Link?

PamelB:
alright. while we wait for her, let's get busy with this story. fikfaknuel, you've got a nice story line. well done and pls, do update to quench our thirst. happy sunday

ride on OP

OH MY GOD

BeeBeeOoh:
[size=15pt]BeeBee0oh reporting live from sambisa room..[/size]

You Must Be A Landlord Niyen @ Sambisa

ROYH:
Not Only Her Oo, Even Theblessedman Also You Mean The Link?

I mean the story.
when my site pops up in a few weeks I will write a brief summary of it as part of a 3 short story release

ROYH:
OH MY GODYou Must Be A Landlord Niyen @ Sambisa

Actually she is the chairlady of Sambisa Landlord Association

"No, Chike! I want to visit you" Dami said from the other side of the phone. She was obviously angry that for close to the seven months we had been dating, she hadn't been to my lodge. I understood her anger.

"Okay" I mumbled, succumbing to her.

I heard a relieved sigh from her side."When?" she asked.

Immediately looking around the room, and going through my schedule, it wasn't possible that we meet that day. The room was untidy, Obinna's boxers were littered around the room, it smelt terribly, the rug was sticky and somewhat wet. In conclusion, the state of the room was unhealthy and I knew it wasn't fit to entertain Damilola. She would surely scold me for being so dirty.

"Tomorrow" I managed to say "I'll come to your place and i'll bring you over" I reiterated.

I could sense the dissapointment but there was little I could do "Tomorrow?" she asked once more

"Promise" I said

Goodbyes were the next thing and she said hers with a "muah"--like a kiss. I was on top of the world and I didn't want to come down. I kissed my phone too, the second Obinna burst into the room, looking at me with his ridiculous eyes.

"You dun craze oo, why you dey kiss your phone?" he asked in his thick, funny Igbo-accented voice.

I shrugged, sinking into the bed "leave me oo" I replied childishly, covering my ears with my headset and clicked 'play' on my 'Boogey playlist'

Hehehehehe..... Nice story but its short bro!

Tgold1:
Hehehehehe..... Nice story but its short bro!

The next update won't be.

Still here, please don't keep 'us' waiting.

Still following good job, God bless u

fikfaknuel:
oya make I call my people dem *claps* help me to welcome these highly important personalities
Kazuna
Tgold1
TheBlessedMAN
SmartestPopQueen
Veekid
ROYH
mhiz
Bibijay123
OlufemiWhit
Olatex25
Yorhmienerd
RoastedCorn
Tiny23
Ranchhoddas
Latbas
Smart2precise
Sinite93
ruggedadventure
motion78
Elsomm
Jellybabee
Witty98
Fiyah
Bellville
Jaynewrite
Akposb
Gofwane
Ozila
FxHouse
Kogiguy
ritababe
Mizquote
tooblessed123
Missmossy
Ulu45
LordofSamosa
Eze2000
AudreyTimms
Ladywriter
Kingdave30
LarrySun (my mentor)

Thanks for the invite but it looks like this place has gone cold real fast. I'm rather busy but will take one more time later.

Fikfaknuel, ur stories are really dope I must confess. Buh try not to leave ur characters for a long period of time, they might stop speaking to you and u may end up not completing ur story and also....not posting updates might make ur readers weary of the story itself and you wouldn't want any of that to happen. Please, do something about it bro. More grease to ur elbow.









Ruggedadventure

ruggedadventure:
Fikfaknuel, ur stories are really dope I must confess. Buh try not to leave ur characters for a long period of time, they might stop speaking to you and u may end up not completing ur story and also....not posting updates might make ur readers weary of the story itself and you wouldn't want any of that to happen. Please, do something about it bro. More grease to ur elbow.









Ruggedadventure

#Rugged

ruggedadventure:
Fikfaknuel, ur stories are really dope I must confess. Buh try not to leave ur characters for a long period of time, they might stop speaking to you and u may end up not completing ur story and also....not posting updates might make ur readers weary of the story itself and you wouldn't want any of that to happen. Please, do something about it bro. More grease to ur elbow.









Ruggedadventure

Thanks bro. Work has been really tight coupled with the fact that I am working on like three novels (no joke).

But, because of you, I promise i'll finish this 'short' story before the demise of tomorrow.

fikfaknuel:

Thanks bro. Work has been really tight coupled with the fact that I am working on like three novels (no joke).

But, because of you, I promise i'll finish this 'short' story before the demise of tomorrow.

Ok........ Anticipating!!!

The next day came as quickly as an onrushing tornado and I attested to the quip that suggests that no machine cleans faster than a man expecting his woman.

Funny but true. I was clad in sweat as I heaved like an exhausted elephant, looking around the room in achievement, and I looked as if I was waiting for an object in it to say "you did a good job."

I called Damilola and we met in her lodge. She had prepared a sumptous meal for me and I ate with so much gusto knowing that if I married her, the project plans of my stomach infrastructure was in good hands. She quickly took her bath and we set off.

It was a smooth ride on one of UNN's shuttle buses. The driver was an Igbo man whose smile was as charming as his words, embellished in proverbs, with which he spoke about, yet again; Biafra.

He said he was a kid when the war broke out and his father was a cocoa seller in Ibadan. The extremists in the area took up knives and guns and fearing for his live, and that of his only kid, his father, quite a rich man, left behind his wealth and ran back to Biafra. In the middle of his tale, the driver recounted an ugly tale about how a Nigerian soldier shot a pregnant woman point blank in the belly. She fell and her blood quickly mixed with the sand, like toothpaste. When he said this, a thick tear dropped from the side of his eye and no one could doubt the veracity of his story.

Damilola who'd been quietly listening all the while began crying softly. She raised her head and spoke in a loud voice, even though it strained, due to the emotions embedded in them. Any human would feel.

"The bloodshed was unnecessary and stupid. It makes me cry. Baba, sorry for the pain you had to watch. One love will eventually see us through. We are all Nigerians" she said.

The students inside the bus received her first words mildly but the last seemed to rouse their collective anger. In a conspiration of growling voices, they echoed their displeasure.

"I am not Nigerian--Abum Biafran"

"just, negodu rubbish this girl is saying"

"Nigeria is a failure"

I felt pity for myself and Damilola. Subject to public ridicule, it hurts I couldn't pacify her. Inside, I was indifferent to such matters concerning secession. I just seeked to love. It was a damp afternoon but the venomous noise in the bus made me sweat a little on the chest. With my hand placed firmly on her shoulder, and hers reaching over to my hip, we walked towards my room, and my lodge mates registered their surprise with ridiculous looks. I paid them no mind but inside, I was like a peacock, proudly showing off his feathers. She was mine.

We staggered into the room sharing a laugh after I sought to calm her nerves. It seemed to work. Once she settled on the bed, she took in the scent of the room in an inhale. She smiled and I was unreservedly proud that she repaid my efforts with her beautiful smile. I quickly opened the fridge and due to the absence of light, it stank a little, but I wiped a bottle clean with my hands, and turned to offer her the malt drink.

However, her face had a nolstagic look on it. Even my prowess with words still, I couldn't place the look on her face. Just the word, 'nolstagic' came to mind.

"who lives here?" she asked me

It was a dumb question, really.

"Me, of course" I replied, fighting hard to ensure that the irritation I felt didn't manifest in my vocals.

"I'm really sorry" she apologized profusely "just that here smells--familiar."

Now, this was getting weirder than I envisaged.

Tgold1:


#Rugged

Boss.... I hail ooo

fikfaknuel:

Thanks bro. Work has been really tight coupled with the fact that I am working on like three novels (no joke).

But, because of you, I promise i'll finish this 'short' story before the demise of tomorrow.

Ok bro..... thanks...

oboi..... na obinna rape d bae.... chaiiii