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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by asapA: 6:17am On Oct 04, 2016
My screening is today, basement by 12... Same time please contact me so we can meet up 08090988040
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by amulet: 6:35am On Oct 04, 2016
Good luck to 3rd batch guyz having their screening 2day ......May the good lord bless us all.....Good morning guyz.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by mhizmercinda(f): 6:37am On Oct 04, 2016
Venus007:
Like the ICT unit of UNIBEN. Its where ppl go to correct online errors in the Auditorium
ok....tnk u.i will even go dere today to correct sumtin.......main auditorium rite
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Rajosh(m): 6:41am On Oct 04, 2016
Ksslib:

Cool. Was born and bred in the North. Moved to the South some years back.

I am still reminiscing the scent of Massa as I type this. The scent of Awara and Gurasa. I miss the food there sha

Yea. You will have your 5 year stay in Benin inshi allah
I miss awara and gurasa. can't wait to get back to kano.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Sermwell(m): 7:01am On Oct 04, 2016
mhizmercinda:

tnk u!far?hw do u mean?n wat course re u goin for?
Mass comm student's campus is far from the main campus! I'm not an applicant! I'm a law student already! cool
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by mhizmercinda(f): 7:05am On Oct 04, 2016
amulet:
Good luck to 3rd batch guyz having their screening 2day ......May the good lord bless us all.....Good morning guyz.
Amen o.tnk you
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by mhizmercinda(f): 7:09am On Oct 04, 2016
Sermwell:

Mass comm student's campus is far from the main campus! I'm not an applicant! I'm a law student already! cool
Oh!ok......tnk u
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Donovela(m): 7:12am On Oct 04, 2016
mhizmercinda:

tnk u!far?hw do u mean?n wat course re u goin for?
Uniben social sciences campus is located at ekenhuan which is far from Ugbowo campus
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Donovela(m): 7:15am On Oct 04, 2016
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by SantiRAMBO: 7:27am On Oct 04, 2016
Donovela:
Uniben social sciences campus is located at ekenhuan which is far from Ugbowo campus
Uniben social sciences at ekenhuanhmmmm....nah ugbowo i be de see faculty of social sciences,close to back gate
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 7:30am On Oct 04, 2016
Good morning.... please is mass com under faculty of Art or Social Science in uniben...
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by SantiRAMBO: 7:34am On Oct 04, 2016
slimbryan:
Good morning.... please is mass com under faculty of Art or Social Science in uniben...

Art.....mass comm is at ekenhuan campus
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Donovela(m): 7:34am On Oct 04, 2016
SantiRAMBO:

Uniben social sciences at ekenhuanhmmmm....nah ugbowo i be de see faculty of social sciences,close to back gate
No way.... I know it's at ekenhuan cos I reside there
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Theelove(f): 7:37am On Oct 04, 2016
Please guys, can i use jamb result without passport for the screening? Pls dis is urgent
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 7:42am On Oct 04, 2016
Ksslib:
Ok then. Perhaps few things need to be clarified.

First, people in a desperate bid to appear saintly will always throw indirect jabs and try to make others look bad because they lack the balls and prowess to address people directly. It's easy to spray random shots hoping one hits the target than aim at it directly. Pathetic, to say the least.

Anyone reading that post for the first time, oblivious of the build-up that led to it will think I put a gun to an innocent aspirant's head and he was trying to help. Very pathetic fellow.

Aspirants, listen and listen carefully.. Make sure you listen carefully and read what I'm about to tell ya'll to the end.

Theory is different from practical. Even some of the best scientific laws that work flawlessly on paper do not in real life, except they are tweaked to suit an ideal real world environment. Do not let any Internet superman decieve you with some false sense of security. The Nigerian police says on paper that bail is free, but we all know the true story. Remember when I said theory is different from practical?

In as much as I am not trying to scare any of you and will never do so even in real life, it's my obligation to tell you nothing but the truth. Uniben, just like the rest schools in this country, is fffuxked up. The management and security will not help you if your tongue or action lands you in BIG trouble. Anybody who tells you otherwise is drunk. Allow me to elaborate.

When i got admission, i had this same false sense of security that guy trying to make me look bad is selling to you guys. The school will always protect me---afterall I am their student, their property. How naive I was. That was when people in their final year, those who have spent a decade after refusing to graduate, those who know the in and out of the system sat me down and advised me like they would to a younger brother.

It didn't take much time before I finally began to understand what they meant. Forget all these report to this body, report to that agency bullshit--- they will only complicate the issue and let you bear your cross while giving you a false sense of security. See, there are guys in this school that will beat you mercilessly in front of the security and nothing will happen... absolutely nothing. The security will only plead with them to leave you. Veterans of this school know what I am talking about. If you find yourself in a situation where a deliberate or unintentional action of yours is putting you on a hot-seat, just swallow your pride and Beg them. Do not form strong head and report, any sensible student knows this. That guy will advice his younger Bro to do same, trust me. I would have advised you to report in an ideal state where everything works, but not in this fffucking country. The law was tailored to suit them in the first place.

There are people in hall 3 that do not apply for hostel space yet it's their permanent space. Mind you, most of them are no longer students technically. The school knows about this, what have they done?

Once the school allocates that space to you, just forget about it. That block is so notorious that there was a time no Potter dared entered there for normal routine check. If you get issue there and you go report, Potters go bring out one small bowl, begin wash their hands off one by one like Pontius Pilate. Inshort, dem dey smoke egbo there like no man business and the school knows about this. I don't need to mention the block, everyone except you aspirant knows there.

Even the SUG pay their dues to these guys. Yes! the beloved SUG that you want to run and cry to respect and fear these guys. There was a time they beat up and bundled one former SUG presido(won't mention his name) into the boot of his own car. They even told him when and when not to ride the Aluta bus. Oh yea! What did the crime unit, army or school do about it?

Even the management is infiltrated to some level. Some lectures belong. Some staffs too, belong. Most of them and the people harrasing you whom you are trying to report all belong to the same clique. Robinhez, shey you remember that black Ubit guy na? Robin, i know you know what I mean.

On School Security: though there are few efficent ones in the System, but when you Compare them to the sheer amount of the useless ones, they immediately become non-existent. During the voting day of the just concluded SUG elections, the security watched on as a guy was being pummelled at medical complex by these guys. What happened? Na im mouth put am for trouble. Kpim the so called security no talk.

Look, I knew Uniben even to an intimate level even before I dreamt to apply here. I could have easily bragged and told you about how the system will always fight for you just to feel special as an undergraduate already schooling in the system, but I just have to tell you guys the reality on ground.

Note: I am not in anyway saying Uniben is not safe, that's far from it. All I want is for you guys to realise that just as the security at the national level is fffuxked up, how the police and even the army will not fight for citizens, how the government doesn't care about you, Uniben is just as fffuxked up as other schools like Unilag, Oau and the rest. This is Nigeria

Students have caught thieves who keep wrecking havoc in various halls of residence more than I can keep count of. Do you know what the Potters usually say when the apprehended thief is brough to them by fuming students for disciplinary action? They smile and say "You again?"... just pause for a moment and ponder on that statement. Well, at the end, they let them go and the management is very aware of this. The same management someone wants you to believe will fight for you.

The problem with some of these students that pop in once in a while to dish out advice that end up making some of us look bad to you guys is the fact that they think they care about you guys more than some of us that have been here eons ago do. That was how one lady pooped in from Mars and tried to make me look bad based on a logical assumption I made, turns out I was right at the end concerning the admission process.

I am realist, I don't mince words. I'll rather show you tough love and tell you the real shiii that happens in the real world than quote you some fancy paper theory that would put you in trouble in the real world. That was why i was pissed at Jackoshit(lol) not because what he said got to me but because he is naive and thinks the school cares about him. Even some of your roommates do not care about you. You are on your own, welcome to the real world.

Just last semester, my roommate was at June 12 at night when a female coursemate of his was almost violated. She only refused to answer and gave attitude when some guys called her. That was her only crime. They took her to a place called 'Dark room', but didn't do anything to her though. She came out crying because they sexually assaulted her mentally. Sometimes, whether you like it or not, trouble will look for you even if you avoid people with unquestionable character. I know it's not fair, but life is a bittch.

A single statement nearly landed me in hot soup at a football field just one month after we resumed. I was on my own but na trouble come look for me that day by imself.

Let's move on from that. A boy on this thread once called me bitter because i was tryna to help. I was shocked when people even liked it..lol . He said i should pray for you guys rather. Look, I will not hesitate to land my younger Bro a dirty slap if i catch him reading the bible when he still has materials to read. I am realist, I know how the real world works and know bullshit when I see one. Robinhez is my very good friend in real life, he knows me. What you need is not prayer. There are people who will never pray to God for admission but will get it because their hardwork will do the talking. There are intricate universal laws governing success and failure I wouldn't wanna bore you with... these laws do not care about your prayer. They care about your pedigree as person. And I will not pray for you, I am not your Pastor. I will only tell you the bitter truth that will guide and help you.

The problem with some of you aspirants is your attitude and ego. Big ego's that need massaging. You are gradually burning bridges and spitting on the faces of the few that want to make things easier for you guys.

Lastly, count yourself lucky and privileged when the list comes out with your name on it. This is because Uniben is a great school I will personally choose over and over again. However, I will also want you to always remember that Nigeria is fffuxked up country and Uniben happens to be Nigeria. Putting this at the back of your mind will help erode any false sense of security that might even end up doing more harm than good,, help you know how to choose your battles wisely in school, and graduate without unnecessary stress like many students across all tertiary institutions have been doing and will continue to do.

Always remember... theory is different from practical.

I would have loved to enlighten you guys more with a series of posts, but the again, someone might just pop up from nowhere and make me look like the sponsor of boko-haram, call the gibberish an advice, while you guys shout-- Amen.

Then I on the other hand, will be forced to assault your eyeballs with an epistle like I just did, maybe even twice as long. We don't want that, do we?

Shalom!

Nice 1. You said it well.

Meanwhile let me correct one impression in your write up, OAU is very safe. The school is different from any school in this country when the subject of discussion is SECURITY (ask alumni and students you know). Most bad guys end up in fellowships cool for the fear of being lynched by fellow (but organized) students. More reason why we recommend OAU for our younger ones (females especially) despite the bad calendar. I wish Uniben can get to this level too.

Good morning bro.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by SantiRAMBO: 7:47am On Oct 04, 2016
Donovela:
No way.... I know it's at ekenhuan cos I reside there
Dont say things u aint sure of oh,my bro is an ecostat student and i attended lesson in benin...faculty of social sciences is at ugbowo.....ask for faculty and de will show the faculty of social sciences/Art complex close to back gate

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 7:57am On Oct 04, 2016
Donovela:
Uniben social sciences campus is located at ekenhuan which is far from Ugbowo campus

No. Ugbowo, with faculty of Art. Back gate side.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by harlehleh(f): 7:57am On Oct 04, 2016
Iykestix:
you can use your old scratch card as far as it has not exceed the number, and as for your location to basement, just get to uniben and enter a bus in the school, you will hear them chanting ''basement'' just hop in and tell them, its just twenty naira or u trek it, its by the right from the gate


Thanks
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 8:03am On Oct 04, 2016
Donovela:
No way.... I know it's at ekenhuan cos I reside there

Maybe because mass com is at ekenhuan campus.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by harrisonett: 8:13am On Oct 04, 2016
Pls anyone who previously did his or her screening ,did you use original jamb result.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 8:17am On Oct 04, 2016
please guys that have done their screening, is the original jamb result compulsory?..... please I need quick answer
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 8:18am On Oct 04, 2016
mhizmercinda:
Holla.screening is tuesday by 3 pm


wow Hola Hola

meet you there.....
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 8:19am On Oct 04, 2016
slimbryan:
please guys that have done their screening, is the original jamb result compulsory?..... please I need quick answer



No ma...
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by RobinHez(m): 8:21am On Oct 04, 2016
Choi! This guy wants to fall my hand in public? embarassed OK na... I'll tell them the story...

Ksslib:


Even the management is infiltrated to some level. Some lectures belong. Some staffs too, belong. Most of them and the people harrasing you whom you are trying to report all belong to the same clique. Robinhez, shey you remember that black Ubit guy na? Robin, i know you know what I mean.


Sure I do, during the Ubits, one of the staffs in charge of marking attendance, looked round the entire faculty and saw me as someone he could intimidate, maybe cuz of my big head and big googles.. lipsrsealed
Anyways, long story short, he threatened to slap me one day for no reason AND YOU'LL REPORT TO ANYBODY, BUT THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING, thinking twas a joke, he yapped the ear piece I had on... But with my disposition... He never dared raise his hand over me... cool

Well... To end the story, he ended up slapping someone at the end of the program, out of frustration! A girl, from another department 3 hot slaps in quick succession. .... And you wanna know waht happened?

He was called to APOLOGIZE TO THE GIRL AND DON'T DO THAT AGAIN.
Now this is someone, from my findings, who has been reported every year. . .

So, in a way, security in uniben is as far as you want it to go, Stay outta trouble and you're secured.
.
Robinhez is my very good friend in real life, he knows me.

Shalom!
LOL, you move with 'like - minds' that's the story of our friendship. cool


Anyways,...
They Lost semi-finals of Ubits cup to a 'lucky' team due to an Ifa priest they fielded as a player lipsrsealed





No try change any part of my story o angry tongue
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by mhizmercinda(f): 8:24am On Oct 04, 2016
Donovela:
Uniben social sciences campus is located at ekenhuan which is far from Ugbowo campus
ok,tnx.but i tink itz Arts n humanities n nt social science.i stand to be corrected though
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by IamLukas(m): 8:26am On Oct 04, 2016
SantiRAMBO:

Uniben social sciences at ekenhuanhmmmm....nah ugbowo i be de see faculty of social sciences,close to back gate

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Donovela(m): 8:28am On Oct 04, 2016
mhizmercinda:

ok,tnx.but i tink itz Arts n humanities n nt social science.i stand to be corrected though
You may be right
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by IamLukas(m): 8:28am On Oct 04, 2016
Social sci is in Ugbowo campus...It is the faculty of arts which houses the department of mass communication and some education departments that is in Ekenhuan.
Donovela:
Uniben social sciences campus is located at ekenhuan which is far from Ugbowo campus
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Donovela(m): 8:28am On Oct 04, 2016
Pprovost:

Maybe because mass com is at ekenhuan campus.
yes
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by mhizmercinda(f): 8:29am On Oct 04, 2016
Pprovost:


Nice 1. You said it well.

Meanwhile let me correct one impression in your write up, OAU is very safe. The school is different from any school in this country when the subject of discussion is SECURITY (ask alumni and students you know). Most bad guys end up in fellowships cool for the fear of being lynched by fellow (but organized) students. More reason why we recommend OAU for our younger ones (females especially) despite the bad calendar. I wish Uniben can get to this level too.

Good morning bro.
hmmmm......
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Donovela(m): 8:30am On Oct 04, 2016
[quote author=IamLukas post=49900968][/quote]I see...tnx
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by mhizmercinda(f): 8:32am On Oct 04, 2016
Jackossky:



wow Hola Hola

meet you there.....
hehehe.....ok

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