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How To Make A Man Happy & How To Make A Woman Happy by Voy(m): 10:52am On Oct 05, 2016
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him in peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements

So what's so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. not stress her out
48. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

49. give her lots of attention
50. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
51. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

52. Should learn not to ask for change when u give money for shopping. Whatever u give out becomes rightly hers no matter how big the note is.
.........
TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS OO grin grin grin
Can you imagine this to make a happy home. Wishing you all a HAPPY FAMILY.
Good morning

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Re: How To Make A Man Happy & How To Make A Woman Happy by Cutehector(m): 10:57am On Oct 05, 2016
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Re: How To Make A Man Happy & How To Make A Woman Happy by Nobody: 11:08am On Oct 05, 2016
Wahala ooooo

Re: How To Make A Man Happy & How To Make A Woman Happy by RealJaneDoe: 11:32am On Oct 05, 2016
Re: How To Make A Man Happy & How To Make A Woman Happy by Bossontop(m): 2:12pm On Oct 05, 2016
Dazall...tru talk op
Re: How To Make A Man Happy & How To Make A Woman Happy by Voy(m): 6:43pm On Oct 05, 2016
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Bossontop:
Dazall...tru talk op
Re: How To Make A Man Happy & How To Make A Woman Happy by Voy(m): 11:05am On Nov 03, 2018
Bossontop:
Dazall...tru talk op
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Re: How To Make A Man Happy & How To Make A Woman Happy by Voy(m): 8:08pm On Nov 04, 2018
Is this Lalasticlala
Wahala ooooo

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