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First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by HitlerGaddafi: 10:22pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
Experienced folks or ex convicts on this forum can help shed more light for someone going to jail for the first time most especially for someone who was wrongfully accused. #The do's and dont's in a Nigerian prison. #The food #The kind of people you'll meet #The toilets, baths and all. #The kind of freedom you get to enjoy at least to some extent. And lots more. 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by puffynana(m): 10:23pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
Don't claim wrongfully accused in the prison. It will just show how weak u are. The more grievous ur offense, the more respect. 35 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by VeryBigYam(m): 10:25pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
Are you going to prison? Yay or Nay 60 Likes 1 Share |
Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by Nobody: 10:27pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
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Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by Nobody: 10:28pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
Op who you kill . See ur name sef .Hitler and Gaddafi, two tyrants now tell me why you no go go prison. Well the only advice I can give is to prepare your ass for some serious drilling because there you go meet people wey neva fvck for twenty years and as a newcomer and a fine boy, you must receive some screwing. Its mandatory. 144 Likes 13 Shares |
Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by bigtt76(f): 10:28pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
No user guide to kpokolo for Naija o! Just pray and pray. Prayer is key in your survival. Read the Bible a lot for companionship. How long are you in for? Pray make den nor f@ck ur nyansh shaaaa 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by favourmic(m): 10:37pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
Be ready for your ass to be drill very well 1 Like |
Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by Nobody: 10:40pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
PussySmasher:Lol. Is like you're a comedian?. 14 Likes |
Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by soberdrunk(m): 10:46pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
1)Bros as you enter, the first person way you see just grab am bite hin ear "chew am swallow"!! Swallow am ooo! You don first establish say you nor dey okay so that respect don dey! 2) Dey follow urself talk to keep up with the act, just dey say rubbish even if nah tupac song way you dey rap backwards 3) Always be on the offensive, dey attack people randomly....... 4) Don't ever show any sign of "Fear" 5)If you cannot do 1-4 make sure you have a huge sum of money to settle Warder for "vip" treatment or else wetin ur eye go see for jail......... 261 Likes 21 Shares |
Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by Nobody: 11:02pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
Yo arse gon get pierced with some huge rods 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by id911(m): 11:43pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
soberdrunk: Follow this advice esp the last one if not u will regret the day ur mama born u 73 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by adaksbullet: 11:46pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by jieta: 8:51am On Oct 07, 2016 |
HitlerGaddafi:after them don tear ur yansh finish when u come outside na u go dey tear people yansh. 63 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by TerrorSquad147: 8:58am On Oct 07, 2016 |
OP don't show any sign of fear when entering and when already in. Act like a bad boy, and for you to survive you need to join a clique there...Nobody is drilling your butt-hole like they've been saying. Goodluck..... 20 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:06am On Oct 07, 2016 |
HitlerGaddafi:All the best o. 6 Likes |
Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by firstking01(m): 9:08am On Oct 07, 2016 |
HitlerGaddafi:Follow soberdrunk's advice....btw, wetin you commit sef 2 Likes |
Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by greatness22(m): 9:23am On Oct 07, 2016 |
I will advise you to smuggle some pain relief drugs as a "new comer" because the grand commander and his subject will usher you in with some thunderous slap leaving you in a state of coma. Be complaining to yourself about the dreaded HIV your late girlfriend gave you, that way, you're saving your yansh from hard drilling. 88 Likes 1 Share |
Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by ibroh22(m): 10:25am On Oct 07, 2016 |
here to read comments 3 Likes |
Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by RedCapChief(m): 10:26am On Oct 07, 2016 |
Get someone on the outside to grease the palms of one of the Prison officials on a regular basis. That person will look out for you. Nobody gives a crap about the prisoners. It helps to have somebody on your side if something good happens e.g mass pardon from governor, food e.t.c Knowing who to grease is not easy. Somebody too low will not be very helpful and getting somebody very is near impossible. Just ask Rev King. He lived like a king even though he was on a death row. Nice pad, regular meals e.t.c In summary, money will improve your prison experience 15 Likes |
Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by anonimi: 10:26am On Oct 07, 2016 |
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Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by martineverest(m): 10:27am On Oct 07, 2016 |
i pity u...find aboniki balm follow body.....those guys go drill ur anus die 2 Likes |
Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by ladyF(f): 10:27am On Oct 07, 2016 |
Hmmm.... I've had my own experience in Nairaland jail several times, but Nigerian prison, I can't help you with any experience with that one o. Ermmm....make I go continue my search for bitcoin to buy sef. N500/$ It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by salabscholar01(m): 10:27am On Oct 07, 2016 |
ok |
Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by Nobody: 10:27am On Oct 07, 2016 |
Start some serious physical exercises like push-ups and sit ups. . . so you can at least be physically strong enough for the challenges ahead. Most importantly, pray. . . Na prayer sure pass. 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by Marksule(m): 10:28am On Oct 07, 2016 |
Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by farouk2much(m): 10:28am On Oct 07, 2016 |
Howmany months Or howmany years? 2 Likes |
Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by okotv(m): 10:28am On Oct 07, 2016 |
Nothing like freedom. Just keep yourself and pray to come out free. 2 Likes |
Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by garriguy: 10:28am On Oct 07, 2016 |
When the guy wey u don dey eye for nairaland come out say im be ex convict... You.... 3 Likes
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Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by peace92: 10:29am On Oct 07, 2016 |
Op there's no advice for prison... Just keep calm if u dey inside.. |
Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by garriguy: 10:29am On Oct 07, 2016 |
TerrorSquad147:u thinksay na movie scene? 12 Likes 3 Shares |
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