Experienced folks or ex convicts on this forum can help shed more light for someone going to jail for the first time most especially for someone who was wrongfully accused.

#The do's and dont's in a Nigerian prison.
#The food
#The kind of people you'll meet
#The toilets, baths and all.
#The kind of freedom you get to enjoy at least to some extent.

And lots more.

Don't claim wrongfully accused in the prison. It will just show how weak u are. The more grievous ur offense, the more respect.

Are you going to prison? Yay or Nay

Op who you kill . See ur name sef .Hitler and Gaddafi, two tyrants now tell me why you no go go prison.

Well the only advice I can give is to prepare your ass for some serious drilling because there you go meet people wey neva fvck for twenty years and as a newcomer and a fine boy, you must receive some screwing. Its mandatory.

No user guide to kpokolo for Naija o! Just pray and pray. Prayer is key in your survival. Read the Bible a lot for companionship.

How long are you in for? Pray make den nor f@ck ur nyansh shaaaa

Be ready for your ass to be drill very well

PussySmasher:
Op who you kill . See ur name sef .Hitler and Gaddafi, two tyrants now tell me why you no go go prison.

Well the only advice I can give is to prepare your ass for some serious drilling because there you go meet people wey neva fvck for twenty years and as a newcomer and a fine boy, you must receive some screwing. Its mandatory.

Lol.
Is like you're a comedian?.

1)Bros as you enter, the first person way you see just grab am bite hin ear "chew am swallow"!! Swallow am ooo! You don first establish say you nor dey okay so that respect don dey!

2) Dey follow urself talk to keep up with the act, just dey say rubbish even if nah tupac song way you dey rap backwards

3) Always be on the offensive, dey attack people randomly.......

4) Don't ever show any sign of "Fear"

5)If you cannot do 1-4 make sure you have a huge sum of money to settle Warder for "vip" treatment or else wetin ur eye go see for jail.........

Yo arse gon get pierced with some huge rods

soberdrunk:
1)Bros as you enter, the first person way you see just grab am bite hin ear "chew am swallow"!! Swallow am ooo! You don first establish say you nor dey okay so that respect don dey!

2) Dey follow urself talk to keep up with the act, just dey say rubbish even if nah tupac song way you dey rap backwards

3) Always be on the offensive, dey attack people randomly.......

4) Don't ever show any sign of "Fear"

5)If you cannot do 1-4 make sure you have a huge sum of money to settle Warder for "vip" treatment or else wetin ur eye go see for jail.........

Follow this advice esp the last one if not u will regret the day ur mama born u

HitlerGaddafi:
You people just dey talk about yansh tearing. Is that the best advice you've got.

after them don tear ur yansh finish when u come outside na u go dey tear people yansh.

OP don't show any sign of fear when entering and when already in.
Act like a bad boy, and for you to survive you need to join a clique there...Nobody is drilling your butt-hole like they've been saying.
Goodluck.....

HitlerGaddafi:
Experienced folks or ex convicts on this forum can help shed more light for someone going to jail for the first time most especially for someone who was wrongfully accused.

#The do's and dont's in a Nigerian prison.
#The food
#The kind of people you'll meet
#The toilets, baths and all.
#The kind of freedom you get to enjoy at least to some extent.

And lots more.

lalasticlala seun 'nd co

All the best o.

HitlerGaddafi:
You people just dey talk about yansh tearing. Is that the best advice you've got.

Follow soberdrunk's advice....btw, wetin you commit sef

here to read comments

puffynana:
No one is wrongfully accused in the prison.

How do you mean, please?
Thanks.

i pity u...find aboniki balm follow body.....those guys go drill ur anus die

Hmmm.... I've had my own experience in Nairaland jail several times, but Nigerian prison, I can't help you with any experience with that one o.

Ermmm....make I go continue my search for bitcoin to buy sef. N500/$

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

ok

Start some serious physical exercises like push-ups and sit ups. . . so you can at least be physically strong enough for the challenges ahead. Most importantly, pray. . . Na prayer sure pass.

Howmany months
Or howmany years?

Nothing like freedom. Just keep yourself and pray to come out free.

When the guy wey u don dey eye for nairaland come out say im be ex convict...

You....

Op there's no advice for prison... Just keep calm if u dey inside..

TerrorSquad147:
OP don't show any sign of fear when entering and when already in.
Act like a bad boy, and for you to survive you need to join a clique there...Nobody is drilling your butt-hole like they've been saying.
Goodluck.....

u thinksay na movie scene?