zaynie:
So I've been teaching for more than half of my life and I love it.
I've taught adults to read, can be hair pulling tho.
I've taught 8 year olds. They are the easiest to get along with.
I've taught secondary students, I'm never doing that again! The pranks, the attitude, the gossip, the challenging your authority......
I've taught 4-5year olds and they are the best! Innocent, obedient and pure. They tend to regard me like a 'god'. To them..... I know it all. I am perfect.







Now, I teach 2-3 year olds and my life is hell!
A funny kind of hell tho.
Sometimes I feel when they leave their houses in the morning, their only intention is to finish me before closing.
Sometimes I smack myself in the head and say Zaynie... what pushed you to go this low!
They repeat whatever you say!
You call out to them and they grin at you while running from you, expecting you to give chase.
They spend forever in the bathroom, one hand wash bottle per day is what we use up. I wasn't surprised when the basin quit after 1 week..... culprit was paper towels.
Just when you are serious to work, they find a neat excuse to leave your side..... I need to peepee, I want water....failure to comply; wet clothes from peepee or ear piercing screeches of "water! "
They take your name, muddle it up till even you cannot recognize it..... Ms Zainab is MeJaina, Ms Vic is MicVic.

And today, after I finished feeding Banky.... he said "Thank you my baby MeJaina" . Me! Baby!
Dara doesn't like eating by herself cos she doesn't like using her fingers! She will point to you, point to the food ( even specify the particular one she wants) then she will open her mouth and point to it.
Like seriously, how lazy can a child get


Right now, I hate my job when I am at work but love it once I get home and remember all the naughty things they did.






Gotta go now.

Artkat762:




Hi Zaynie,

Nice write-up. You obviously love to teach no doubt. Em..I am actually new in the teaching profession. I take JSS 1 - JSS 3 students and was wondering if there was any forum on Nairaland where teachers could connect, share experiences and ideas?

Your response would be most kind.

Thank you.

zaynie:




I guess there should be. I don't know for sure. Go through topics in the Career section and you should see one.

And welcome to the world of teachers

Divinerace:
i heared that when u are always with alot of children for a very long time u'll eventually start behaving like them.


op, true or false?

enoqueen:
You are good.

25ahmad:
I take primary 5 for my primay school. they will came late, slow in writting and responding to what i am teaching them, but fast in making noise because they are aboue one hundred i.e two register. my problem is they always take me backward due to

25ahmad:
I take primary 5 for my primay school. they will came late, slow in writting and responding to what i am teaching them, but fast in making noise because they are aboue one hundred i.e two register. my problem is they always take me backward due to

GoodSide:
copy and paste articles from google.
all she or she did was to edit names.
no be only banky.
u for say highschool students too na.

smh for nigeria

zaynie:
So I've been teaching for more than half of my life and I love it.
I've taught adults to read, can be hair pulling tho.
I've taught 8 year olds. They are the easiest to get along with.
I've taught secondary students, I'm never doing that again! The pranks, the attitude, the gossip, the challenging your authority......
I've taught 4-5year olds and they are the best! Innocent, obedient and pure. They tend to regard me like a 'god'. To them..... I know it all. I am perfect.







Now, I teach 2-3 year olds and my life is hell!
A funny kind of hell tho.
Sometimes I feel when they leave their houses in the morning, their only intention is to finish me before closing.
Sometimes I smack myself in the head and say Zaynie... what pushed you to go this low!
They repeat whatever you say!
You call out to them and they grin at you while running from you, expecting you to give chase.
They spend forever in the bathroom, one hand wash bottle per day is what we use up. I wasn't surprised when the basin quit after 1 week..... culprit was paper towels.
Just when you are serious to work, they find a neat excuse to leave your side..... I need to peepee, I want water....failure to comply; wet clothes from peepee or ear piercing screeches of "water! "
They take your name, muddle it up till even you cannot recognize it..... Ms Zainab is MeJaina, Ms Vic is MicVic.

And today, after I finished feeding Banky.... he said "Thank you my baby MeJaina" . Me! Baby!
Dara doesn't like eating by herself cos she doesn't like using her fingers! She will point to you, point to the food ( even specify the particular one she wants) then she will open her mouth and point to it.
Like seriously, how lazy can a child get


Right now, I hate my job when I am at work but love it once I get home and remember all the naughty things they did.

Gotta go now.

25ahmad:
I take primary 5 for my primay school. they will came late, slow in writting and responding to what i am teaching them, but fast in making noise because they are aboue one hundred i.e two register. my problem is they always take me backward due to

MizMyColi:


Sharrap dia
It's not by force to comment if you have nothing positive to say to her.

You are so awed at the fluidity and innocence in the way she writes and instead of you to commend her you are here claiming she is using google lines.
Oya show proof nau, because I have used my tool to check and her write up is original.

Nonsense